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== Dialogue ==
 
== Dialogue ==
 
=== Pt. 1 ===
 
=== Pt. 1 ===
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{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark during Act Two|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark during Act Two|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Might as well get this over with.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Might as well get this over with.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{TB|Halt, corpulent human! Prepare to be probed!}}
 
{{TB|Halt, corpulent human! Prepare to be probed!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|{{*}}shriek*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}shriek{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now I have to chase him. Ugh, look how he jiggles.}}
 
{{TB|Now I have to chase him. Ugh, look how he jiggles.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Probe Homer|1 day 12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Probe Homer|1 day 12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}wheeze* You are surprisingly spry for one so gelatinous.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}wheeze{{*}} You are surprisingly spry for one so gelatinous.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Wow. I've never outrun anyone before.}}
 
{{TB|Wow. I've never outrun anyone before.}}
 
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{{TB|I guess it's ‘cause I'm running on two feet as opposed to a million suction cups.}}
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{{TB|I guess it's 'cause I'm running on two feet as opposed to a million suction cups.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Also I just drank a lot of water. Ugh, cramp!}}
 
{{TB|Also I just drank a lot of water. Ugh, cramp!}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I am a failure. Earth is too much for me. *sniff*.}}
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{{TB|I am a failure. Earth is too much for me. {{*}}sniff{{*}}.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Aw – hey, don't cry. I assume what you're doing there is crying.}}
 
{{TB|Aw – hey, don't cry. I assume what you're doing there is crying.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sniff* It is! I could not even catch a pregnant Earthling female.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sniff{{*}} It is! I could not even catch a pregnant Earthling female.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|What? I'm male!}}
 
{{TB|What? I'm male!}}
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{{TB|Okay, maybe not strapping, but I'm for sure not pregnant.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, maybe not strapping, but I'm for sure not pregnant.}}
 
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{{TB|In that case… wanna get super drunk with me? I'm depressed.}}
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{{TB|In that case... wanna get super drunk with me? I'm depressed.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Sure, I'll go with you. But, honestly, I'd probably do it even if I was pregnant.}}
 
{{TB|Sure, I'll go with you. But, honestly, I'd probably do it even if I was pregnant.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Drink|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or the [[Simpson House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or the [[Simpson House]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Drink|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or the [[Simpson House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or the [[Simpson House]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
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{{TB|I've always wanted to know… how do you guys tell each other apart?}}
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{{TB|I've always wanted to know... how do you guys tell each other apart?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{TB|I was going to ask you the same thing!}}
 
{{TB|I was going to ask you the same thing!}}
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{{TB|You know, Kang, you're all right.}}
 
{{TB|You know, Kang, you're all right.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You as well. After getting inebriated with you I feel I can now call you “friend.”}}
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{{TB|You as well. After getting inebriated with you I feel I can now call you "friend."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
 
{{TB|Awww, thanks.}}
 
{{TB|Awww, thanks.}}
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{{TB|Prepare to be probed, friend!}}
 
{{TB|Prepare to be probed, friend!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
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{{TB|{{*}}shriek*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}shriek{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Probe Homer|1 day 12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Probe Homer|1 day 12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I need time alone to do some heavy thinking.}}
 
{{TB|I need time alone to do some heavy thinking.}}
 
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{{TB|You might want to take off the “kick me” sign.}}
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{{TB|You might want to take off the "kick me" sign.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 
{{TB|We are adorable.}}
 
{{TB|We are adorable.}}
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{{TB|I suppose I could stay here.}}
 
{{TB|I suppose I could stay here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
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{{TB|This planet isn’t so bad. There are some decent waterfalls.}}
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{{TB|This planet isn't so bad. There are some decent waterfalls.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
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{{TB|And I like the direction the Human Race is going with the whole Pretzel-Hotdog thing….}}
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{{TB|And I like the direction the Human Race is going with the whole Pretzel-Hotdog thing....}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Ray Gun|10}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Ray Gun|10}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 09:56, May 11, 2025


The Whole Truth
Tapped Out Kang Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXV
Required characters: Kang, Homer
Internal name(s): TheWholeTruth
ID(s): 45008 - 45012
Previous quest(s): Free Hugs Pt. 5
Next quest(s): Alienation Pt. 1


The Whole Truth is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark during Act Two
Kang High Command would like to be debriefed on the progress of the invasion.
Kang - Sad The entire Rigellian army being squished into oblivion could be seen as a loss.
Kang Luckily, I'm the king of spin. I will really have to pile on the space-cow droppings.
Task: "Make Kang Report to Rigellian High Command". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
Kang Operation Earth-Over-Confident has been a rousing success. They aren't afraid of us at all!
Rigellian Chief SILENCE! Do not drool on me and call it precipitation!
Rigellian Chief You have failed once again.
Rigellian Chief And you wonder why we only let you conquer planets with malls!
Rigellian Chief You are relieved of your command. Return to Rigel VII in disgrace.
Kang - Sad Wait! Give me one more chance! I can take down Earth. I just need to figure out their weaknesses!
Rigellian Chief You mean you haven't probed them to detect their weaknesses yet? Why not?
Kang Well, to be honest, it kind of weirds me out.
Rigellian Chief I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to be honest with me.
Kang Really?
Rigellian Chief OF COURSE NOT!
Rigellian Chief Get to probing, maggot!
Quest reward: Ray Gun10 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang - Sad *sigh* Might as well get this over with.
Kang Halt, corpulent human! Prepare to be probed!
Homer - Scared *shriek*
Kang Now I have to chase him. Ugh, look how he jiggles.
Task: "Make Kang Probe Homer". The job takes 1 day 12 hours.
Kang *wheeze* You are surprisingly spry for one so gelatinous.
Homer - Happy Wow. I've never outrun anyone before.
Homer I guess it's 'cause I'm running on two feet as opposed to a million suction cups.
Kang - Sad Also I just drank a lot of water. Ugh, cramp!
Quest reward: Ray Gun10 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang - Sad I am a failure. Earth is too much for me. *sniff*.
Homer - Sad Aw – hey, don't cry. I assume what you're doing there is crying.
Kang - Sad *sniff* It is! I could not even catch a pregnant Earthling female.
Homer - Annoyed What? I'm male!
Kang You are? You look like you are expecting a litter of human cubs!
Kang Well, that makes me feel a little better.
Homer - Happy Yep, no shame in not catching a strapping young male.
Kang Really? This is what passes for strapping on this planet?
Homer Okay, maybe not strapping, but I'm for sure not pregnant.
Kang In that case... wanna get super drunk with me? I'm depressed.
Homer - Happy Sure, I'll go with you. But, honestly, I'd probably do it even if I was pregnant.
Task: "Make Kang Drink" (x2). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Drink" (x2). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Homer - Drunk I've always wanted to know... how do you guys tell each other apart?
Kang - Drunk I was going to ask you the same thing!
Quest reward: Ray Gun10 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Homer - Drunk You know, Kang, you're all right.
Kang You as well. After getting inebriated with you I feel I can now call you "friend."
Homer - Drunk Awww, thanks.
Kang Prepare to be probed, friend!
Homer - Scared *shriek*
Task: "Make Kang Probe Homer". The job takes 1 day 12 hours.
Kang - Sad It's hopeless! I still can't catch you even after I got you drunk.
Homer Wait, you got me drunk just so you could catch me? I trusted you!
Kang I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you by buying you bigger, stronger drinks.
Homer - Happy Sounds great!
Quest reward: Ray Gun10 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang - Sad Why are you humans so cruel?
Lisa - Angry Cruel? You invaded our planet!
Homer - Serious I bonded and got drunk with you twice in one day.
Kang - Sad But you and your bar friends drew a mustache on my dome after I passed out on the pool table.
Homer - Sarcastic Yes, we are a charming bunch.
Kang I need time alone to do some heavy thinking.
Lisa - Embarrassed You might want to take off the "kick me" sign.
Homer - Sarcastic We are adorable.
Kang ...
Task: "Make Kang Reflect on his Situation". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
After task completion
Kang If I am thrown out of the Rigellian army, I will have to move back in with mother.
Kang - Sad And she has that new young boyfriend.
Kang - Angry He was a jerk in high school, he is a jerk now.
Kang I suppose I could stay here.
Kang This planet isn't so bad. There are some decent waterfalls.
Kang And I like the direction the Human Race is going with the whole Pretzel-Hotdog thing....
Quest reward: Ray Gun10 and XP10


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