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Tale of Two Mages

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 12 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXVIII Required characters: Wizard Lisa, Wizard Bart Internal name(s): TaleOfTwoMages ID(s): 184039 - 184043

Tale of Two Mages is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires Wizard Lisa and Wizard Bart to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark It's the first day of Magic Academy classes! Bart, don't forget to sharpen your wand and polish a toad for your teacher. Listen, I'm magic's biggest fan but ANOTHER school!? Magic or not, I'll sit this one out. Come on, Bart, you don't want to miss orientation! They have a sorting sock that determines your future! AND that's when they hand out the owls! I know my future – it's being awesome. But I guess I could pick up my owl then bail before lame spell casting classes start. Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Attend Orientation". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wizard Bart Attend Orientation". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours. I got grouped with all the book worms and try-hards! I can't wait to out try-hard all of them! Where did you get assigned, Bart? It booked me for a full year's worth of detention. I hate when schools automatically and correctly assume you're bad! It's not fair! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark It was so cool, Mom! We learned how to transform frogs into princes. And then we trained the princes not to eat flies. And then we all ate lunch. That's great, sweetie. How was your day, Bart? Lame! They're forcing me to retake the pre-Magic Academy classes. I didn't even get to cast a spell today! I'm sure they just want to make sure you work at a rate you're comfortable with. They're making me write the alphabet! Not even the magical alphabet. Just that stupid A, B, D one. Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Conduct a Magical Orchestra". The job takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Wizard Bart Shirk His ABCs". The job takes place at Bart's Tree House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark I can't wait for exotic animal lessons today! I think we're learning how to adjust a dragon's flame. Let me know when your dragon's BBQ lighting-ready and I'll have him over. Forget this. I'm not sitting through another elixir mixing class. It's all in metric. I barely know the Imperial system! Even though I hate tests, it's time for this prankster to put what he's learned to the test. Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Learn Dragon Etiquette". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wizard Bart Magically Pants Skinner". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours. Bart, report to my office this instant. So, this is the part where I get expelled from the normie school by the dweeb principal? Due to your impressive, though humiliating, display of magical aptitude, we're enrolling you in dark arts. And may God have mercy on our souls. Is that the one where the class paints a naked Willie? No. Parents shut that class down. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark So, apparently there's also a "dark arts" side to magic. And I'm pretty good at it. Even heard the letter "A" being associated with me. And it didn't have an "ss" coming after it! Lisa, why can't you be more like your brother? He could become the first overlord warlock in this family! Of course, Bart's the prodigy at the one thing I've read and obsessed over my entire young adult life. Task: "Make Wizard Bart Exploit Powers". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Practice Spells". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark I got a B- in Transfiguration?! Haven't I changed enough! If you think you deserve an A, you should be able to turn it into one. You're right, Bart. Although it's against my moral code, I can Transfigure my B- into an A! That's not what I meant. Wait. Stop! Why am I the smart, responsible one now?! I'm scared. I'm very scared! Task: "Make Wizard Bart Sneak Around Invisible". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Try to Transfigure an A". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Darn! I can only manage a B+. Lisa, we've got to get out of here! An invisible ghost is throwing chicken bones at me and calling me fat-wad all over the house! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Charles Dickens novel A Tale of Two Cities.