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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: The Invasion Before Christmas Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Santa Claus Internal name(s): HereComesSantasIndependentClauses ID(s): 188171 - 188175

Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Santa Claus to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark Huzzah! Everything is ready for Christmas, and I can take a much-needed break. Where should I start, though? Hot stone massage at the Elf Spa? Play poker with my pal Wayne Gretzky? Nah, Gretzky's too good. Plus every time he wins he yells "I am the Great One"! I know! I'll practice my platform diving. Hope I still fit into my speedo after all those milk and cookies. Task: "Make Santa Claus Avoid Toy Production". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads. Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer... gone! Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?! No, sir, not "Olive", "All of". Stop babbling! What do you mean, "not Olive, Olive"? Let's get looking! Task: "Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer". The job takes place at Santa's House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back. Now, back to my diving practice. Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list. His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian. So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs* Hand me my red pen. Task: "Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check It Thrice". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch. Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me "Abdominable Snowman". I thought you liked being called Abominable. Yes. Me Abominable. But you say "Abdominable". You mean me fat! Oh brother, it's Crummy versus Dummy. Task: "Make Santa Claus Mediate". The job takes place at Santa's House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark Wow, it's tough to be Santa. Everyone needs me for something. So, who's next to interrupt my diving practice? Anyone? No? Really. No one needs my help? Ah well, I'm too tired for swimming. I only put this thong on for Mrs.Claus anyway. Hon, you busy? Task: "Make Santa Claus Pose for His Wife". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Christmas song "Here Comes Santa Claus" by Gene Autry.