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Dharma and Donuts

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Charity Case Required characters: Buddha Homer, Homer Optional characters: Carl, Lenny Internal name(s): DharmaAndDonuts ID(s): 280010 - 280012

Dharma and Donuts is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Charity Case content update. It requires Buddha Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark Something seems different about you, Homer. Well, I did get a haircut this weekend. They cut this one hair. Not you. The other Homer. Oh, that guy. Yeah, he won't stop hovering over me. It's annoying when people look over your shoulder. No, I mean he won't stop levitating. And talking about enlightenment. Is he a fellow Buddhist? What gave it away? Probably your loincloth. It's very non-attachment. A little too non-attachment for me. You mind tightening that thing up a little? Task: "Make Buddha Homer Tighten His Loincloth". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Introduce Himself". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Introduce Himself". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark What's so great about Buddhism, anyway? Other than the lack of pants. I could get used to that. It's only through meditation that you can discover your path to enlightenment. How do you meditate? You sit for hours on end. Yeah, so? You empty your mind of all your thoughts. *dun-dun dadada dun-dun dada* You rid yourself of ambitions. *burp* Is it possible that Homer is the greatest Buddhist known to man? I spent years becoming Buddha Homer. There's no way Homer is more enlightened than me. I demand a meditation off! Task: "Make Buddha Homer Meditate". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Empty His Mind Without Trying". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Judge the Meditation Off". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers, Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. I couldn't focus. I was too angry at the idea of Homer winning. You should relax. Do what I do. Nothing. You know, it's highly irregular and pretty anti-Buddhist to judge a meditation competition. Just name a winner. Homer definitely won. Woo-Hoo! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark Look, Homer. You might be able to empty your mind, but Buddhism isn't just meditation. It isn't? Great thinkers have spent hundreds of years to perfect enlightenment. First you tell me NOT to think about it and now you're telling me to think about it. Make up your mind! You don't get it, do you! Task: "Make Buddha Homer Preach Enlightenment". The job takes 4 hours. That's it. I can't take it anymore. I don't deserve my golden sheen. You are the more enlightened one. *drool* Donuts. Wait, when you meditate, are you thinking about donuts? All the time. Then you aren't enlightened. You need to empty your mind. Not fill it with sugary treats. But I am always thinking about donuts. So when your eyes glaze over... I'm thinking about glaze... Thank you universe! All's right with the world once again! I am the better Buddhist! Not that that matters.... Quest reward: 200 and 20