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{{TB|You're investing in children's science fairs?}}
 
{{TB|You're investing in children's science fairs?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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{{TB|Let me start again. You know that song that goes “Ain't No Mountain High Enough…”?}}
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{{TB|Let me start again. You know that song that goes "Ain't No Mountain High Enough..."?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 
{{TB|Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?}}
 
{{TB|Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?}}
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{{TB|I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.}}
 
{{TB|I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to… pile it?}}
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{{TB|So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to... pile it?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.}}
 
{{TB|Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.}}
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{{TB|Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?}}
 
{{TB|Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|…no?}}
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{{TB|...no?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.}}
 
{{TB|Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.}}
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{{TB|Ah, of course. The money!}}
 
{{TB|Ah, of course. The money!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 2.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?}}
 
{{TB|Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 3.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.}}
 
{{TB|If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 4.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.}}
 
{{TB|It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 5.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Same way you do, on a pile of money.}}
 
{{TB|Same way you do, on a pile of money.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 6.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?}}
 
{{TB|It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|Yes, but the thing is… it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.}}
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{{TB|Yes, but the thing is... it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
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{{TB|I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean… did not prevent.}}
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{{TB|I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean... did not prevent.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
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{{TB|Well, I … er… was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?}}
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{{TB|Well, I ... er... was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Do I look like I'm made of money?!}}
 
{{TB|Do I look like I'm made of money?!}}
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{{TB|If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?}}
 
{{TB|If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 7.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!}}
 
{{TB|I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!}}
 
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{{TB|In that case… are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.}}
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{{TB|In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 8.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Was [[Howard Hughes]] obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?}}
 
{{TB|Was [[Howard Hughes]] obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|…yes?}}
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{{TB|...yes?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!}}
 
{{TB|What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly|24 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly|24 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 9.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Deal.}}
 
{{TB|Deal.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 10.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?}}
 
{{TB|I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?}}
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{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?}}
 
{{TB|This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!}}
 
{{TB|Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|[[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 11.png|250px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 18:55, April 6, 2025


Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Tapped Out Money Mountain Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 40
Update: Money Mountain
Required characters: Lisa, Mr. Burns, Smithers
Internal name(s): AintNoMountainHighEnough
ID(s): 53951 - 53961
Previous quest(s): Rolling in It
Next quest(s): Mr. Moneybags Pt. 1


Ain't No Mountain High Enough is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Money Mountain content update. It unlocks and upgrades the Money Mountain.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Rolling in It
Lisa Mr. Burns, I believe I've got the perfect project to spend your money on.
Mr. Burns Oh, too late, little girl – I've already found a project of my own.
Mr. Burns Do you know those science fair projects where children build a paper-mache volcano?
Lisa - Shocked You're investing in children's science fairs?
Mr. Burns Let me start again. You know that song that goes "Ain't No Mountain High Enough..."?
Lisa - Shocked Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.
Lisa - Annoyed So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to... pile it?
Mr. Burns Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.
Task: "Make Lisa Sulk". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Place Mr. Burns's Money Mountain".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Mr. Burns Hmm, this is a little disappointing. Truth be told, my mountain looks more like a mole hill.
Smithers Excellent wordplay, sir.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?
Smithers - Sad ...no?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.
Mr. Burns Ah, of course. The money!
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 2.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Bah! Look at that pitiful piling! Calling that a mountain is like calling any music made after 1790 music.
Smithers Well, the manual indicates that there are eleven levels of upgrades available for your money mountain.
Smithers Coming in at a staggering-to-most-but-not-to-you-sir total cost of $5,500,000.
Lisa - Angry $5,500,000?! Just think of all the poor people you could feed with that money!
Mr. Burns Little girl, you could have a career in comedy. Assuming you grow up to be a man and Jewish.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 3.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Brockman Kent Brockman, reporting live from what many have dubbed Mount Money, others Mt. Money.
Brockman Which I'm now being told is an abbreviation for the word mountain. More on that at 11.
Mr. Burns Are we actually live?
Brockman - Sad No, that's just something reporters say. Although I wouldn't take my word for it. I'm a pretty shoddy reporter.
Brockman I've just been told that we are indeed live. So, Mr. Burns, why pile money?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Why not?
Brockman Asked and answered. Did you ever consider doing something else with your money, like investing in real estate?
Mr. Burns I figured I would cut out the middleman. Why use money to buy real estate when money can be real estate?
Brockman Makes sense to this reporter.
Mr. Burns If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 4.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Wolfcastle Mr. Burns, I vould like to secure ze film rights to your money mountain.
Mr. Burns Intriguing. I've never been one to trust the followers of Edison but I hear moving pictures are an up and coming industry.
Mr. Burns What would this talkie be called?
Wolfcastle This Mountain Is Made of Money and I Have a Gun.
Wolfcastle It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 5.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
Quimby Mr. Burns, I just learned of your, er, unique construction project. And I'm here to collect the city's landmark fee.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed My money mountain is its own jurisdiction. It even has its own zip code -- $$$$$.
Quimby In that case, there is an out-of-jurisdiction landmark fee. To be paid to the nearest jurisdiction that has no legal authority to collect fees from your landmark.
Mr. Burns - Sad How do you sleep at night?
Quimby Same way you do, on a pile of money.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 6.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Pt. 6
Homer - Sad I'm sorry to bother you Mr. Burns, but I can't but help notice all the money you've added to the money mountain.
Mr. Burns It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?
Homer - Scared Yes, but the thing is... it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.
Homer - Thoughtful I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean... did not prevent.
Homer - Scared Well, I ... er... was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Do I look like I'm made of money?!
Homer - Scared No. But that money mountain of yours is. Maybe I could just take a few spare bills from the money eagle's nest?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 7.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Pt. 7
Rev. Lovejoy Mr. Burns, I've come here to humbly request you tear down this false idol before you invoke the wrath of an angry, righteous God.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Not even your puny God can stop me! This mountain will block out the sun!
Mr. Burns That sounds strangely familiar.
Rev. Lovejoy I know a story of another soaring tribute to man's hubris. One that God tore asunder.
Rev. Lovejoy The Shelbyville Aquarium. Mankind was never meant to walk below water.
Rev. Lovejoy Just walk through it while parted, and maybe walk on it.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Well I have something every aquarium in this nation lacks -- MONEY!
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad Perhaps you could donate just a little of it to the church. It'd be nice to replace those hymnals with something a little less pro-apartheid.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!
Rev. Lovejoy In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 8.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After completing Pt. 8
Mr. Burns Smithers, hand me another sack with a dollar sign on it. This mountain's still not tall enough.
Smithers - Sad Sir, we're running dangerously low. On both sacks and the money within them.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I suppose I can launder the sacks, but the money is a more serious problem.
Smithers - Sad Mt. Money has pushed you into the red.
Smithers - Sad The power plant is in shambles, and the employees haven't been paid in weeks!
Mr. Burns - Annoyed We were paying them?!
Smithers - Sad Rolling blackouts are affecting the whole town. Your hoarding of currency has sent the stock market into a tailspin.
Smithers - Sad And no one's been home to feed your chinchilla for weeks!
Mr. Burns - Annoyed We were feeding him?!
Smithers - Sad Sir, you're becoming obsessed.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Was Howard Hughes obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?
Smithers - Sad ...yes?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money".
Task: "Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 9.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After completing Pt. 9
Lisa - Deadpan Mr. Burns, you've got to stop. Not just for the town, but for yourself.
Mr. Burns - Surprised How can I stop when I'm so close!?!
Lisa - Deadpan Have you heard the story of Icarus?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed No, but I'll pay you 20 bucks to not tell it to me.
Lisa - Happy Deal.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 10.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 11[edit]

After completing Pt. 10
Krusty Hey hey! This mountain has more dead presidents on it than Mt. Rushmore!
Krusty What you need is a living celebrity's face on it to make it stand out. May I humbly suggest my own?
Snake I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?
Hans Moleman This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money".
Tapped Out Money Mountain Level 11.png
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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