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Difference between revisions of "Burning Bridges"

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{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"…}}
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{{TB|…to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know…}}
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{{TB|Well, then I'm glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, I just meant, you know… historic to me.}}
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{{TB|Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.}}
 
{{TB|Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.}}

Latest revision as of 13:29, March 13, 2025


Burning Bridges
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: All This Jazz
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Lisa, Homer
Next quest(s): Song and Dance Pt. 1

Burning Bridges is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All This Jazz content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After starting the update
Lisa Wow, Dad. I've never seen you read an actual newspaper before.
Homer - Happy Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...
Homer - Serious *reading* "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...
Homer - Happy Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!
Lisa - Curious How many more CostMos do we need in Springfield? I can see three from our window right now.
Homer Yeah, but to make room for this one, they get to finally tear down that dumb memorial bridge.
Lisa - Shocked No! Not the Springfield Memorial Bridge!
Homer - Sarcastic Oh, I'm sure they'll build a new bridge somewhere to memorialize the old one.
Lisa - Sad But they can't tear it down! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite spot to play his saxophone. It's where we first met.
Homer - Annoyed Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.
Lisa - Annoyed Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! *storms out*
Homer - Confused *flips page* Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?
Task: "Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, or a Brown House and takes 30 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 seconds.
Quimby - Stern Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.
Lisa - Nagging That's your argument?
Quimby Well, yeah. Plus, that bridge doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up—
Lisa - Eye Roll ...to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know...
Quimby - Happy Well, then I'm glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.
Lisa - Alarmed But Springfield Memorial Bridge is a historic landmark!
Quimby - Annoyed It is? Shoot! Our laws forbid historic landmarks from being destroyed.
Lisa - Curious Oh, I just meant, you know... historic to me.
Quimby - Stern Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.
Quimby Today we're practicing our ground strokes.
Lisa Wait, what if I can raise enough money to repair the bridge? Would you agree to move the CostMo somewhere else?
Quimby - Annoyed Fine. If you can raise a million dollars by the end of the week, then I'll save the bridge.
Lisa - Suspicious But it only costs half of that to repair it.
Quimby - Embarrassed The rest is, er-uh, a campaign donation.
Lisa - Annoyed Ok, whatever it takes to save the bridge. But in the future, you really should be more covert about your bribes and kickbacks.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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