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{{TB|They say the winner will receive an endless amount of donuts for a whole year.}}
 
{{TB|They say the winner will receive an endless amount of donuts for a whole year.}}
 
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{{TB|Wait a minute. Do they realize what they’re doing here? This is… I can’t… {{*}}gasping{{*}} This is… I… so giant… mammoth. I can’t even-}}
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{{TB|Wait a minute. Do they realize what they're doing here? This is... I can't... {{*}}gasping{{*}} This is... I... so giant... mammoth. I can't even-}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Homer, you okay there?}}
 
{{TB|Homer, you okay there?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
 
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{{TB|I think he’s having a heart attack!}}
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{{TB|I think he's having a heart attack!}}
 
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{{TB|It was just too profound for that little brain of his.}}
 
{{TB|It was just too profound for that little brain of his.}}
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{{TB|Phew, you sure did give us a scare there, Homer. But just in the nick of time, your insurance approved coverage.}}
 
{{TB|Phew, you sure did give us a scare there, Homer. But just in the nick of time, your insurance approved coverage.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|I’m alive?}}
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{{TB|I'm alive?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} Yes, you’re very much alive and most importantly, can pay.}}
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{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} Yes, you're very much alive and most importantly, can pay.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
 
{{TB|Did I miss the race?}}
 
{{TB|Did I miss the race?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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{{TB|The race in celebration of the LGBTQ and sometimes Y community? No, that’s on Saturday. Sign up is today.}}
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{{TB|The race in celebration of the LGBTQ and sometimes Y community? No, that's on Saturday. Sign up is today.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
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{{TB|Today?! Sorry doc I gotta go. At some point in every man’s life he hears his calling. His endless, sugary, buttery calling.}}
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{{TB|Today?! Sorry doc I gotta go. At some point in every man's life he hears his calling. His endless, sugary, buttery calling.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Public Restroom with Confusing Signage]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Public Restroom with Confusing Signage]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|What are you talking about Dad?}}
 
{{TB|What are you talking about Dad?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Like the old James Dean movies, you know? Give me some dirt. Don’t be a chicken. Hit your lights!}}
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{{TB|Like the old James Dean movies, you know? Give me some dirt. Don't be a chicken. Hit your lights!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Have you been to Moe's? Oh my gosh! {{*}}gasp{{*}} It’s the Mysterious Waylon!}}
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{{TB|Have you been to Moe's? Oh my gosh! {{*}}gasp{{*}} It's the Mysterious Waylon!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well hello little girl!}}
 
{{TB|Well hello little girl!}}
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{{TB|Really?}}
 
{{TB|Really?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|I’m not seeing it.}}
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{{TB|I'm not seeing it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
{{TB|And Homer! What a surprise to see you here.}}
 
{{TB|And Homer! What a surprise to see you here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Wouldn’t miss it for anything in the world.}}
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{{TB|Wouldn't miss it for anything in the world.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Again, let me thank you for the inspiration, the revived inner woman that you’ve awakened in my mom.}}
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{{TB|Again, let me thank you for the inspiration, the revived inner woman that you've awakened in my mom.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Yeah, you did that. She’s meaner now, but there are some benefits that I can’t say in front of Lisa.}}
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{{TB|Yeah, you did that. She's meaner now, but there are some benefits that I can't say in front of Lisa.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wigs|140}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Bet for Pink Slips|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wigs|140}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Bet for Pink Slips|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Well it’s a drag race so how about we make a bet?}}
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{{TB|Well it's a drag race so how about we make a bet?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Dad, it’s a celebration, not appropriate.}}
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{{TB|Dad, it's a celebration, not appropriate.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, no, go on.}}
 
{{TB|No, no, go on.}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I’ll show that Mysterious whatever. I’ll win this thing and I know just the guy to help me do it. Bart!}}
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{{TB|I'll show that Mysterious whatever. I'll win this thing and I know just the guy to help me do it. Bart!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
 
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{{TB|What gives Homer? That’s the ‘I need something voice,’ so let me tell ya what…}}
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{{TB|What gives Homer? That's the 'I need something voice,' so let me tell ya what...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|Give me ten bucks now and it’ll give you a forty-five percent better chance of doing whatever lame thing you want me to do.}}
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{{TB|Give me ten bucks now and it'll give you a forty-five percent better chance of doing whatever lame thing you want me to do.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Deal.}}
 
{{TB|Deal.}}
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{{TB|Alrighty lay it on me.}}
 
{{TB|Alrighty lay it on me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Remember the sweet car we made together? Well… more you than me… okay, all you, but I watched?}}
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{{TB|Remember the sweet car we made together? Well... more you than me... okay, all you, but I watched?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Uhh, Homer. That was a soapbox car.}}
 
{{TB|Uhh, Homer. That was a soapbox car.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Yeah, the soap box derby one. We need it again but bigger so I can fit in it. Please Bart?! I need that car so that I can win that drag race. I won’t get into all of it but it’s donut-related.}}
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{{TB|Yeah, the soap box derby one. We need it again but bigger so I can fit in it. Please Bart?! I need that car so that I can win that drag race. I won't get into all of it but it's donut-related.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Got it. But Dad, hello, soap box cars don’t have an engine.}}
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{{TB|Got it. But Dad, hello, soap box cars don't have an engine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|What in the? What?}}
 
{{TB|What in the? What?}}
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{{TB|Alright so we need an engine. Done and done my boy, this old car of ours has one.}}
 
{{TB|Alright so we need an engine. Done and done my boy, this old car of ours has one.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
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{{TB|Yeah, uh, hate to tell you Homie but that ain’t gonna cut it.}}
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{{TB|Yeah, uh, hate to tell you Homie but that ain't gonna cut it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Hold on, not so fast, this car could be a fine-tuned piece of automotive geniusness if left in the hands of the right people. That’s not us, Bart.}}
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{{TB|Hold on, not so fast, this car could be a fine-tuned piece of automotive geniusness if left in the hands of the right people. That's not us, Bart.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
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{{TB|Hold on, I have an idea. What if I go around and “borrow” a few items from some people I know around town? Skinner and others, more “Skinner” than “others”.}}
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{{TB|Hold on, I have an idea. What if I go around and "borrow" a few items from some people I know around town? Skinner and others, more "Skinner" than "others".}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Pride Car]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Pride Car]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|The drag race! And this little honey will beat any car out there.}}
 
{{TB|The drag race! And this little honey will beat any car out there.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
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{{TB|Dad this is not a drag race that involves a car. It’s a drag race, where a man puts on a dress and makeup, then runs with his own legs in heels…}}
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{{TB|Dad this is not a drag race that involves a car. It's a drag race, where a man puts on a dress and makeup, then runs with his own legs in heels...}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 
{{TB|Why this is happening, I have no idea. But it is what it is, you know?}}
 
{{TB|Why this is happening, I have no idea. But it is what it is, you know?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|What?! I bet the car on me using my legs? Oh no! Marge is gonna-}}
 
{{TB|What?! I bet the car on me using my legs? Oh no! Marge is gonna-}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|You did what?! Homer of all the dummy things you’ve ever done. This is the absolute, most, dummy- Well, probably not actually but it’s really, very, very dumb.}}
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{{TB|You did what?! Homer of all the dummy things you've ever done. This is the absolute, most, dummy- Well, probably not actually but it's really, very, very dumb.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wigs|210}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Get Dolled Up for the Race|60 minutes|[[Curl Up and Dye]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Give Marge a Footrub|60 minutes|[[Curl Up and Dye]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wigs|210}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Get Dolled Up for the Race|60 minutes|[[Curl Up and Dye]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Give Marge a Footrub|60 minutes|[[Curl Up and Dye]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
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{{TB|Marge, girl, you get over here, queen! And where’s that blob-in-a-dress husband of yours? I’m looking forward to leaving her makeup imprinted in the dirt.}}
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{{TB|Marge, girl, you get over here, queen! And where's that blob-in-a-dress husband of yours? I'm looking forward to leaving her makeup imprinted in the dirt.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon|Embarrassed}}
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{{TB|Well that’s the thing, uh, Homer didn't understand that this was a race which would require him to actually use his own body because that would be impossible.}}
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{{TB|Well that's the thing, uh, Homer didn't understand that this was a race which would require him to actually use his own body because that would be impossible.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon|Embarrassed}}
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{{TB|He thought a pink slip was the title to his car like in the old racing movies. And so I wanted to ask you if there’s any way you would consider not taking our car if you win?}}
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{{TB|He thought a pink slip was the title to his car like in the old racing movies. And so I wanted to ask you if there's any way you would consider not taking our car if you win?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Honey, I didn’t hear a word you said. The race is starting, girl!}}
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{{TB|Honey, I didn't hear a word you said. The race is starting, girl!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|And they’re off, tucked, and out the gate. These dazzling ladies have inspired me to say, for the first time, a resounding, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Queen!}}
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{{TB|And they're off, tucked, and out the gate. These dazzling ladies have inspired me to say, for the first time, a resounding, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Queen!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Glamazon Marge]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Glamazon Marge]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Barbara Streisman is pulling out to take the lead. Oh! Sideshow Melanie has blown a heel and tossed a wig.}}
 
{{TB|Barbara Streisman is pulling out to take the lead. Oh! Sideshow Melanie has blown a heel and tossed a wig.}}
 
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{{TB|But what’s this?! The Mysterious Waylon is pulling out to take the lead. The Mysterious Waylon has won the race!}}
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{{TB|But what's this?! The Mysterious Waylon is pulling out to take the lead. The Mysterious Waylon has won the race!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}out of breath{{*}} Aw, I tried Homie but these girls are way better at navigating heels than I am.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}out of breath{{*}} Aw, I tried Homie but these girls are way better at navigating heels than I am.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
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{{TB|Honey, it’s okay. We don’t need a car that much.}}
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{{TB|Honey, it's okay. We don't need a car that much.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon}}
 
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{{TB|The silver lining may be a lot more walking in our future and that’s good exercise!}}
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{{TB|The silver lining may be a lot more walking in our future and that's good exercise!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Now I want the car.}}
 
{{TB|Now I want the car.}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wigs|210}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get His Heels|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wigs|210}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get His Heels|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Pride Homer]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Pride Homer]]|colspan=2}}
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Latest revision as of 08:34, March 11, 2025


Head Over Heels
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Pride 2020
Required characters: Homer, Bart, Marge
Optional characters: See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): The Pride of Springfield
Next quest(s): If the Shoe Fits

Head Over Heels is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pride 2020 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing The Pride of Springfield
Lenny I gotta admit, this race thingamajiggy has sure got everybody goosed up.
Carl No kidding, Lard Lad is even giving a year's supply of donuts to whoever wins the race.
Homer - Surprised Whaaaa? Race?! What race?!
Lenny How do they know what a year's supply is?
Carl They say the winner will receive an endless amount of donuts for a whole year.
Homer - Shocked Wait a minute. Do they realize what they're doing here? This is... I can't... *gasping* This is... I... so giant... mammoth. I can't even-
Carl - Surprised Homer, you okay there?
Lenny - Surprised I think he's having a heart attack!
Carl It was just too profound for that little brain of his.
Task: "Collect Wigs" (x105).
Task: "Make Homer Recover From a Heart Attack". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Dr. Hibbert Phew, you sure did give us a scare there, Homer. But just in the nick of time, your insurance approved coverage.
Homer - Confused I'm alive?
Dr. Hibbert - Happy *chuckles* Yes, you're very much alive and most importantly, can pay.
Homer - Horrified Did I miss the race?
Dr. Hibbert The race in celebration of the LGBTQ and sometimes Y community? No, that's on Saturday. Sign up is today.
Homer - Dreamy Today?! Sorry doc I gotta go. At some point in every man's life he hears his calling. His endless, sugary, buttery calling.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Public Restroom with Confusing Signage

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Homer Lisa give me some dirt.
Lisa - Confused What are you talking about Dad?
Homer Like the old James Dean movies, you know? Give me some dirt. Don't be a chicken. Hit your lights!
Lisa - Surprised Have you been to Moe's? Oh my gosh! *gasp* It's the Mysterious Waylon!
Mysterious Waylon Well hello little girl!
Lisa - Happy I should kiss your white-tipped French manicure for the great things you and all the girls have done for my mom!
Mysterious Waylon - Happy You must mean Marge! Why look at you, the spitting image of her!
Lisa - Happy Really?
Homer - Confused I'm not seeing it.
Mysterious Waylon And Homer! What a surprise to see you here.
Homer Wouldn't miss it for anything in the world.
Lisa Again, let me thank you for the inspiration, the revived inner woman that you've awakened in my mom.
Homer Yeah, you did that. She's meaner now, but there are some benefits that I can't say in front of Lisa.
Task: "Collect Wigs" (x140).
Task: "Make Homer Bet for Pink Slips". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Homer Well it's a drag race so how about we make a bet?
Lisa - Annoyed Dad, it's a celebration, not appropriate.
Mysterious Waylon No, no, go on.
Homer How about we race for pinks?
Mysterious Waylon Pinks?
Homer Pink slips!
Mysterious Waylon - Confused How did you know the slip I'm wearing is pink?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Curl Up and Dye

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Homer I'll show that Mysterious whatever. I'll win this thing and I know just the guy to help me do it. Bart!
Bart - Curious What gives Homer? That's the 'I need something voice,' so let me tell ya what...
Bart - Happy Give me ten bucks now and it'll give you a forty-five percent better chance of doing whatever lame thing you want me to do.
Homer - Happy Deal.
Bart Alrighty lay it on me.
Homer Remember the sweet car we made together? Well... more you than me... okay, all you, but I watched?
Bart - Confused Uhh, Homer. That was a soapbox car.
Homer Yeah, the soap box derby one. We need it again but bigger so I can fit in it. Please Bart?! I need that car so that I can win that drag race. I won't get into all of it but it's donut-related.
Bart Got it. But Dad, hello, soap box cars don't have an engine.
Homer - Confused What in the? What?
Task: "Collect Wigs" (x175).
Task: "Make Bart Explain Combustion Engines to Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Have a Panic Attack". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Homer Alright so we need an engine. Done and done my boy, this old car of ours has one.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Yeah, uh, hate to tell you Homie but that ain't gonna cut it.
Homer Hold on, not so fast, this car could be a fine-tuned piece of automotive geniusness if left in the hands of the right people. That's not us, Bart.
Bart - Sneaky Hold on, I have an idea. What if I go around and "borrow" a few items from some people I know around town? Skinner and others, more "Skinner" than "others".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Pride Car

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Lisa - Shocked Dad! What did you do to the car?
Homer - Proud And you probably thought your dad would never amount to anything.
Lisa - Curious It looks insane! And what is it for?
Homer The drag race! And this little honey will beat any car out there.
Lisa - Eye Roll Dad this is not a drag race that involves a car. It's a drag race, where a man puts on a dress and makeup, then runs with his own legs in heels...
Lisa - Eye Roll Why this is happening, I have no idea. But it is what it is, you know?
Homer - Annoyed What?! I bet the car on me using my legs? Oh no! Marge is gonna-
Marge - Angry You did what?! Homer of all the dummy things you've ever done. This is the absolute, most, dummy- Well, probably not actually but it's really, very, very dumb.
Task: "Collect Wigs" (x210).
Task: "Make Marge Get Dolled Up for the Race". The job takes place at Curl Up and Dye or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Homer Give Marge a Footrub". The job takes place at Curl Up and Dye or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Mysterious Waylon Marge, girl, you get over here, queen! And where's that blob-in-a-dress husband of yours? I'm looking forward to leaving her makeup imprinted in the dirt.
Glamazon Marge - Embarrassed Well that's the thing, uh, Homer didn't understand that this was a race which would require him to actually use his own body because that would be impossible.
Glamazon Marge - Embarrassed He thought a pink slip was the title to his car like in the old racing movies. And so I wanted to ask you if there's any way you would consider not taking our car if you win?
Mysterious Waylon Honey, I didn't hear a word you said. The race is starting, girl!
Brockman - Happy And they're off, tucked, and out the gate. These dazzling ladies have inspired me to say, for the first time, a resounding, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Queen!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Glamazon Marge

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Brockman A blur of sequins and boas, these dames are both agile and fast. But not all, Marge Simpson seems to be floundering, pulling up the rear.
Brockman Barbara Streisman is pulling out to take the lead. Oh! Sideshow Melanie has blown a heel and tossed a wig.
Brockman But what's this?! The Mysterious Waylon is pulling out to take the lead. The Mysterious Waylon has won the race!
Glamazon Marge - Sad *out of breath* Aw, I tried Homie but these girls are way better at navigating heels than I am.
Homer - Sad Honey, it's okay. We don't need a car that much.
Glamazon Marge The silver lining may be a lot more walking in our future and that's good exercise!
Homer - Sad Now I want the car.
Mysterious Waylon - Happy Of course you do! Perhaps you might check yourself before you wreck yourself next time!
Homer - Sad Okay.
Mysterious Waylon However, because I do like my Marge, I am willing to consider letting you off the hook. IF you would do some work in the club.
Mysterious Waylon And of course, since this would be in the club you would need to be in full drag, makeup, wig, six-inch pumps.
Homer - Happy Okay. How hard can it be to walk in six-inch heels anyway?
Task: "Collect Wigs" (x210).
Task: "Make Homer Get His Heels". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Pride Homer

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Shave Hipster Man Buns to Make Wigs Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Lenny, Carl, Willie 4h Hairy Shearers, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop, Brown House Wig5, XP45
Shave the Royal Corgis to Make Wigs Mysterious Waylon Draggle Rock, Hairy Shearers, Brown House Wig8, XP70


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