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Fit For a Queen is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pride 2020 content update. It requires Mysterious Waylon to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mysterious Waylon's exclamation mark Okay queens, could I get everybody's attention please? This is big, so just stop what you're doing and look at me. Draggle Rock's drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into. I've been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty. I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot. Okay ladies, strut it. Task: "Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab". The job takes place at Draggle Rock and takes 4 hours. Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant. Thank you! If you ask me, it's too, "Look at me, don't look at me". You have a point there. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mysterious Waylon's exclamation mark This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver. I am not but one, but all of these things! Oh, brother. Task: "Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition". The job takes place at Draggle Rock and takes 4 hours. Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings. A-plus for effort! I don't know what they put in you girls' cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mysterious Waylon's exclamation mark Who's next? Who is the next victim? Please, go on dear. No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style. Oh, honey, your style? I could never. Task: "Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway". The job takes place at Draggle Rock and takes 8 hours. If Glamazon Marge is owned: Task: "Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway". The job takes place at Draggle Rock and takes 8 hours. Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let's call it polyqueenary. No, there's only one queen. That's in every fairytale. Only one, one only! Alright! Don't get your panties in a wad! Let's move forward. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mysterious Waylon's exclamation mark Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready? I've got a 'selfie pole'! Born ready and stay ready. I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason. Task: "Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose". The job takes 12 hours. If Glamazon Marge is owned: Task: "Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose". The job takes place at Draggle Rock and takes 12 hours. If Sideshow Mel is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies". The job takes place at Draggle Rock and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mysterious Waylon's exclamation mark Silence, everyone! I've made my decision. I can't hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense! Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good. Accepted. Task: "Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results". The job takes place at Draggle Rock and takes 4 hours. Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich. What is a clich? That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it's real nice but also a lie. A cliché? Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie. But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners. *near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends. Crocodile tears! Quest reward: 200 and 20