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{{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I’m such a loser… I’ve got a school dance tonight and I don’t have a date.}}
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{{TB|I'm such a loser... I've got a school dance tonight and I don't have a date.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|You’re not a loser, you’re cool!}}
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{{TB|You're not a loser, you're cool!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Crying}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Crying}}
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{{TB|I know I’m cool, that’s the problem! But being cool is terrible! It means you’re {{*}}trying{{*}}!}}
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{{TB|I know I'm cool, that's the problem! But being cool is terrible! It means you're {{*}}trying{{*}}!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
{{TB|Being a loser is way better, but not as good as being a nerd.}}
 
{{TB|Being a loser is way better, but not as good as being a nerd.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Is this like one of those opposite things, like where “bad” means “good”?}}
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{{TB|Is this like one of those opposite things, like where "bad" means "good"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|No! Bad still means bad! God, you’re so old!}}
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{{TB|No! Bad still means bad! God, you're so old!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Does “old” mean "young"??}}
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{{TB|Does "old" mean "young"??}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Crying}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Crying}}
 
{{TB|NO!}}
 
{{TB|NO!}}
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{{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I’m too old to relate to Zia.}}
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{{TB|I'm too old to relate to Zia.}}
 
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Yeah, you’re pretty out of touch…}}
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{{TB|Yeah, you're pretty out of touch...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Lisa, that’s not very nice!}}
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{{TB|Lisa, that's not very nice!}}
 
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|It’s not a bad thing. Grammas should be old and out of touch, that’s what makes them so sweet.}}
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{{TB|It's not a bad thing. Grammas should be old and out of touch, that's what makes them so sweet.}}
 
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|You don’t want to be that pathetic grandmother who’s trying to use teen-age lingo and staying up with the latest fashion trends, do you?}}
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{{TB|You don't want to be that pathetic grandmother who's trying to use teen-age lingo and staying up with the latest fashion trends, do you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Yes! Being pathetic has got to be good according to the rules of language that Zia established!}}
 
{{TB|Yes! Being pathetic has got to be good according to the rules of language that Zia established!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge Play With Auto-Hairstyler|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge Play With Auto-Hairstyler|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Hey Zia, check out my new look! Aren’t I “pathetic”?}}
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{{TB|Hey Zia, check out my new look! Aren't I "pathetic"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Yes!}}
 
{{TB|Yes!}}
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{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey boys, you still speak in a way where what you say is exactly what you mean, don’t you?}}
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{{TB|Hey boys, you still speak in a way where what you say is exactly what you mean, don't you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon}}
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{{TB|Of course we do, Gramma! We’re post-ironic.}}
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{{TB|Of course we do, Gramma! We're post-ironic.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Phew! Do you want to hang out with Gramma?}}
 
{{TB|Phew! Do you want to hang out with Gramma?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon}}
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{{TB|No, we’re going to go do reckless, dangerous stuff with Grampa Homer.}}
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{{TB|No, we're going to go do reckless, dangerous stuff with Grampa Homer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I think I liked it better when they lied to me…}}
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{{TB|I think I liked it better when they lied to me...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge Worry About Her Grandsons|60 minutes|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Endanger His Grandsons|60 minutes|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jiff & Skippy Break Bones and Have Fun|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge Worry About Her Grandsons|60 minutes|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Retired Homer Endanger His Grandsons|60 minutes|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jiff & Skippy Break Bones and Have Fun|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Jiff]] and [[Skippy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Homie, how do you relate so well to our grandkids? They all love you.}}
 
{{TB|Homie, how do you relate so well to our grandkids? They all love you.}}
 
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{{TB|The trick is to let them play video games… and give them energy drinks… lots of energy drinks. Sometimes they keep drinking them in their sleep!}}
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{{TB|The trick is to let them play video games... and give them energy drinks... lots of energy drinks. Sometimes they keep drinking them in their sleep!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|You’re letting our grandkids play violent video games?}}
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{{TB|You're letting our grandkids play violent video games?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Marge, everyone plays violent games nowadays! Where have you been the last thirty years??}}
 
{{TB|Marge, everyone plays violent games nowadays! Where have you been the last thirty years??}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Mostly zonked out on pills…}}
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{{TB|Mostly zonked out on pills...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|Speaking of which. Let’s go get wasted!}}
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{{TB|Speaking of which. Let's go get wasted!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I don’t want to take pills anymore!}}
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{{TB|I don't want to take pills anymore!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|No, “wasted” is the food they serve at that new romantic restaurant that just opened. Don’t you know nothing is what it means anymore?}}
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{{TB|No, "wasted" is the food they serve at that new romantic restaurant that just opened. Don't you know nothing is what it means anymore?}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge and Retired Homer Go Out for a Romantic Dinner|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}} or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge and Retired Homer Go Out for a Romantic Dinner|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}} or [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ZZZZZZZZZZZZ{{*}}}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}ZZZZZZZZZZZZ{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|I’ll still never get used to the way Z’s come out of people’s mouths when they sleep now…}}
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{{TB|I'll still never get used to the way Z's come out of people's mouths when they sleep now...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Hey Gramma, I need some help with a school assignment. Can you help me?}}
 
{{TB|Hey Gramma, I need some help with a school assignment. Can you help me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
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{{TB|You want my help?! I would be happy to! What’s the assignment?}}
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{{TB|You want my help?! I would be happy to! What's the assignment?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It’s a history paper. I need to interview someone who was alive before there was Ultranet or television.}}
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{{TB|It's a history paper. I need to interview someone who was alive before there was Ultranet or television.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Well, there used to be this thing, “respecting your elders…”}}
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{{TB|Well, there used to be this thing, "respecting your elders..."}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge Recount Tales of Her Youth|24 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>If [[Zia Simpson]] is owned: {{Task|Make Zia Listen to Her Elders}}{{Explain|*|Job name is misspelled, so this autocompletes}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Empty-Nest Marge Recount Tales of Her Youth|24 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]] or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>If [[Zia Simpson]] is owned: {{Task|Make Zia Listen to Her Elders}}{{Explain|*|Job name is misspelled, so this autocompletes}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Wow, Gramma! You’ve had a way more interesting life than I thought a person like you was capable of having!}}
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{{TB|Wow, Gramma! You've had a way more interesting life than I thought a person like you was capable of having!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Thanks?}}
 
{{TB|Thanks?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|I’m sorry I blew you off earlier. You’re just so lame and I didn’t want to be around you because you made me sad.}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry I blew you off earlier. You're just so lame and I didn't want to be around you because you made me sad.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Really?}}
 
{{TB|Really?}}

Latest revision as of 12:36, February 23, 2025


Everything Old Is Old Again
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Holidays of Future Past
Required characters: Empty-Nest Marge, Retired Homer, Zia Simpson
Optional characters: Jiff and Skippy

Everything Old Is Old Again is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holidays of Future Past content update. It requires Empty-Nest Marge to be obtained. Pt. 5 requires Zia Simpson to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
Zia Simpson - Sad I'm such a loser... I've got a school dance tonight and I don't have a date.
Empty-Nest Marge You're not a loser, you're cool!
Zia Simpson - Crying I know I'm cool, that's the problem! But being cool is terrible! It means you're *trying*!
Zia Simpson Being a loser is way better, but not as good as being a nerd.
Empty-Nest Marge Is this like one of those opposite things, like where "bad" means "good"?
Zia Simpson - Annoyed No! Bad still means bad! God, you're so old!
Empty-Nest Marge Does "old" mean "young"??
Zia Simpson - Crying NO!
Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Contemplate Her Age". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Try Not to Be Cool".*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
Empty-Nest Marge - Sad I'm too old to relate to Zia.
President Lisa Yeah, you're pretty out of touch...
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed Lisa, that's not very nice!
President Lisa It's not a bad thing. Grammas should be old and out of touch, that's what makes them so sweet.
President Lisa You don't want to be that pathetic grandmother who's trying to use teen-age lingo and staying up with the latest fashion trends, do you?
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy Yes! Being pathetic has got to be good according to the rules of language that Zia established!
Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Play With Auto-Hairstyler". The job takes 12 hours.
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy Hey Zia, check out my new look! Aren't I "pathetic"?
Zia Simpson - Annoyed Yes!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
Empty-Nest Marge Hey boys, you still speak in a way where what you say is exactly what you mean, don't you?
Jiff and Skippy Of course we do, Gramma! We're post-ironic.
Empty-Nest Marge Phew! Do you want to hang out with Gramma?
Jiff and Skippy No, we're going to go do reckless, dangerous stuff with Grampa Homer.
Empty-Nest Marge - Sad I think I liked it better when they lied to me...
Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Worry About Her Grandsons". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Retired Homer Endanger His Grandsons". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
If Jiff and Skippy is owned: Task: "Make Jiff & Skippy Break Bones and Have Fun". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
Empty-Nest Marge Homie, how do you relate so well to our grandkids? They all love you.
Retired Homer The trick is to let them play video games... and give them energy drinks... lots of energy drinks. Sometimes they keep drinking them in their sleep!
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed You're letting our grandkids play violent video games?
Retired Homer Marge, everyone plays violent games nowadays! Where have you been the last thirty years??
Empty-Nest Marge - Sad Mostly zonked out on pills...
Retired Homer Speaking of which. Let's go get wasted!
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed I don't want to take pills anymore!
Retired Homer No, "wasted" is the food they serve at that new romantic restaurant that just opened. Don't you know nothing is what it means anymore?
Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge and Retired Homer Go Out for a Romantic Dinner". The job takes place at an Eatery or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy This was wonderful, Homer. As soon as we finish dessert we can go dancing!
Retired Homer - Asleep *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Empty-Nest Marge - Annoyed I'll still never get used to the way Z's come out of people's mouths when they sleep now...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark
Zia Simpson Hey Gramma, I need some help with a school assignment. Can you help me?
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy You want my help?! I would be happy to! What's the assignment?
Zia Simpson It's a history paper. I need to interview someone who was alive before there was Ultranet or television.
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy Well, there used to be this thing, "respecting your elders..."
Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Recount Tales of Her Youth". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Listen to Her Elders".*
Zia Simpson - Happy Wow, Gramma! You've had a way more interesting life than I thought a person like you was capable of having!
Empty-Nest Marge - Sad Thanks?
Zia Simpson I'm sorry I blew you off earlier. You're just so lame and I didn't want to be around you because you made me sad.
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy Really?
Zia Simpson - Happy Yes.
Empty-Nest Marge - Happy I finally understand my granddaughter!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "everything old is new again".


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