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A Classless Reunion

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	20
Update:	A Classless Reunion
Required characters:	Homer, Marge
Optional characters:	Barney, Artie Ziff, See Currency-earning tasks

A Classless Reunion is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Classless Reunion content update.

After starting the update
	Marge! We got an invitation to our high school reunion!
	You didn't burn it this time?
	Of course not! There's no way we can miss this.
	I'm surprised you're so into this. Our prom night really wasn't very good...
	It was a disaster! You went with Artie Ziff and I had to eat a chicken dinner and a steak dinner all by myself. With no hot sauce. But this reunion has the missing magic!
	Oh Homie, yes! This time it will be you and me, romance on the dance floor!
	More importantly, they're serving roast pig!
	If Artie steals you away this time, I'll get two plates!
Task: "Make Homer Dream of Roast Pig". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
	On a spit! Turning around and around and around...
	annoyed murmur
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing the Intro
	...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it.
	Are knives and forks included?
	Let's not get ahead of ourselves. So you're coming to the reunion tomorrow night?
	I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule.
	Well Barn, why don't you show up here at noon instead of five? That'll make up for the time you'll be away at the reunion.
	Noon?! I'm not waking up that early. Besides, I don't want to have to dig out my tux.
	Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky.
	Oh Homer, I can't do that again! I'm a respected member of the community! Think of my belch reputation!
Task: "Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Cling To His Dignity". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x200).
	If you do it, I'll buy you a beer.
	DEAL!
	Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up.
	Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator!
	How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer.
	You didn't go to high school with us, Moe.
	You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer.
	Wow. You already finished Homer's?
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Reunion Limo

After completing Pt. 1
	Marge, help me put on this girdle?
	That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle.
	Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom.
	And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what's this around your neck?
	It's my bib for the roasted pig – look, it's got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth!
Task: "Make Marge Get All Dressed Up". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Get All Dressed Up". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x200).
	Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat.
	SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 PaZIFFic Princess

After completing Pt. 2
	Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer?
	At the buffet.
	Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose.
	I'm sorry sir, the roast pig won't be ready for another hour.
	D'oh!
	Homer, let's dance.
	I'm not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion?
	Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig!
If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Wait for Homer". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Wait for Food". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x250).
	Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique!
	Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town.
	I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear.
	I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy!
	I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance?
	I'm here with Homer!
	Looks like he's busy wooing the roasted pig!
	No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn't ready yet.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Reunion Dance Floor

After completing Pt. 3
	Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
	What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment.
	Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy.
	I guess that's the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect.
	Aw, come here you lovable fool.
	I'll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I've got it! I've got it all, and I'll keep getting it! Everything comes to me!
	Comin' through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!!
	I didn't come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion!
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Streak". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x300).
	The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again!
	He left!
	Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib.
Message	You've unlocked Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job

After completing Pt. 4
	Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance!
	ring
	The pig!
	I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was...
	Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate.
	Well, I am getting a little hungry. giggles
	Looks like we'll be in this line for a while.
	We can dance here.
Task: "Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away". The job takes place at the Reunion Dance Floor and takes 4 hours.
	We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now.
	We were dancing!
	Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job.
	Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF!
	No! The pig!
	You mouth off like that again and I'll take my business elsewhere! belch
Quest reward: 200 and 20 Teenage Homer and Prom Time Homer

Task	Character(s)	Time	Location(s)	Reward
Try on Crowns	Lisa	4h	Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House	5, 45
Offer Collection for Crowns	Ned
Pawn Items for Crowns	Cletus
Steal Crowns From Krusty Burger Prizes	Krusty
Dig Through Garbage for Crowns	Mr. Burns
Melt Down Children's Trophies for Crowns	Bart
Secretly Covet Crowns	Comic Book Guy
Dig Crowns Out of Lost and Found	Moe
Confiscate Crowns From Beauty Queens	Wiggum
Borrow Crowns From Mother	Skinner

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A Classless Reunion
Prom Time Homer	Prom and Circumstance
Prom Photo Booth	Couple's Portrait • Solo Portrait