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Get to the Point

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	State of Despair
Requirement(s):	myPad
Required characters:	Quimby, Ned, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Homer

Get to the Point is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the State of Despair content update.

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
	Order, order, I, er, bring this town hall meeting to order!
	Something strange has come over our town. And it's not March Madness because we eradicated that years ago.
	We've been having a series of, well, I don't want to say Biblical plagues but I'm, er, going to.
	It's global warming! We drove the Earth to its limits and now we must pay. But we can stop it-
	No one likes to hear about global warming. So let's put our heads together and find something else to blame.
	Isn't it obvious? We know exactly who to blame-diddly-ame.
	Oh no. Dear Lord, why do I even bother leaving my trains?
Task: "Make Ned Rant About Fire and Brimstone". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	We have incurred God's rather just wrath because none of you were willing to spend one hour in church one day a week.
	But you'd all rather sit around in front of the TV getting fat than visit our Lord on a Sunday.
	He's seen how you've pushed him aside in favor of all your vices, and now he's sent a plague to teach us.
	We must show him we got the message loud and clear by erecting a monument to him on the front steps of the courthouse!
	The Ten Commandments erected in solid gold ought to do nicely. Yessir, empty out your pockets and let's start the collection.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Blue-Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
	I feel I must advise you that erecting a statue to the Ten Commandments would violate separation of church and state.
	Not to mention that gold is both tacky AND expensive.
	B-but, if we don't erect a statue to our Lord then how can we expect his forgiveness?!
	Wait a minute, if we're going around erecting statues to gods then what about Sky Finger?
	Hmm. Sky Finger is not formally recognized by the church, more's the pity, so it wouldn't violate separation of church and state.
	Great! A proposal that's unlikely to get me sued. Make it so!
Task: "Place the Sky Finger Monument".
	Wait a minute! I thought we were making this statue out of solid gold?!
	My heart said gold, but what's left of the city budget after I, er, borrowed some funds, said styrofoam convincingly painted like bronze and stone.
	So Sky Finger erects an entire city and this is all the thanks we give?! We can do better...maybe?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
	Better? What more do you want, a parade? We're not allowed to have those anymore after the last one ended in a stampede.
	What about a ribbon cutting?
	That also ended in a stampede. We're a town of stampeders.
	There must be something we can do to show our devotion to Sky Finger?! Like, I don't know, a funny limerick or something?
	I think you mean a prayer.
	I've never known a limerick to start a stampede. Let's give it a go.
Task: "Make Homer Compose a Limerick to Sky Finger". The job takes place at the Sky Finger Monument or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
	A God amid thumbs is our Sky Finger.
	On the might of its point our lives linger.
	Our town isn't the same.
	Since its knuckles took reign.
	Something, something, comedic rhyme, the end!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
	That was barely a limerick, but at least it didn't result in a stampede.
	Homie gave it his best, that ought to be more than enough.
	Yes, everything always seems to work out for him, but in matters of religion I really think you ought to listen to a more Godly man.
	Hey! Sky Finger! I wrote you a poem; I've never even done that for Marge. Come on, I've always thought we were pals!
	Don't turn your back, er, the back of your finger on us now!
Task: "Use the Sky Finger Monument".
Homer - WooHoo	Woohoo! I knew Sky Finger was our one true savior.
	B-b-but! I've been praying to our Lord for a miracle for years and Homer recites half a poorly written limerick and gets it?!
	Come along Ned, I've got a bottle of communion wine I've been saving for just such a crisis of faith.
	Bless you Sky Finger, I'll worship at your altar as often as I feel like it, and always with a side of nachos.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 5-9 Quests

Adventures in Flanders-Sitting • Apu Plus Eight • Back Alley Soufflé • Bring All the Junk to the Yard • The Dirtiest Roads in Springfield • Flaw and Order • Fresh Off the Donut Truck • Get to the Point • Getting Benched • The Greatest Joke Ever Told • Hardly Working • Hey Whittle, Whittle • I Choo-Choo-Choose You • It's Not Easy Being Green • Let Yer Hillbillies Be Hillbillies • Like Father, Like Son • Made with U.S.D.A Letter-Graded Beef • myPad • The Mysterious Brown House • The New Evergreen Terrace • Pave Paradise • Put Up a Parking Lot • River Run • Schoolhouse Crock • Scratch the Itch • Sideshow Bob Has Escaped (Again) • Slack-Jawed Yokel • That Ain't Right • Thrillhouse • We Do Need Yes Education • A Well-Earned Nap • Workaholics Anonymous Level-up quests • Dynamic quests

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out State of Despair quests

Get to the Point • Inter-State Debacle • State of Mine
Governor Mary Bailey	Public Servant
Judge Constance Harm	Into Harm's Way • Young at Heart
Buildings	Mystery Spot
Decorations	Bow Tie Birdie • Skip and Zip • Writing on the Wall