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(Technically it *is* Homer who kills Apu (and Moe later on as well). Snake *is* controlling Homer (or rather, his hair is), and Homer *is* speaking with Snake's voice, but Snake himself *is* dead and Homer himself *is* doing the actual killing) |
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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the Mother|When You Dish Upon a Star}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the Mother|When You Dish Upon a Star}} | ||
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do? | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do? | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[Snake's voice]'' You sent me to the chair. | |
{{qf|Apu}} ''[gasps]'' Snake? But you're dead! | {{qf|Apu}} ''[gasps]'' Snake? But you're dead! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Snake's voice]'' I know you are, but what am I? ''[grabs Apu and hauls him to the Squishee machine]'' |
| − | {{qf|Apu | + | {{qf|Apu}} No, no, nooooooo! |
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You've got to fight the hair, dad. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You've got to fight the hair, dad. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I look so youthful and hunky. |
| − | {{qf|Snake}} ''[possessing Homer]'' The kid's gotta die. | + | {{qf|[[Snake]]}} ''[possessing Homer]'' The kid's gotta die. |
{{qf|Homer}} But I love my son. | {{qf|Homer}} But I love my son. | ||
{{qf|Snake}} More than a lush head of hair? | {{qf|Snake}} More than a lush head of hair? | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Don't make me choose! ''[Snake laughs]'' No! | + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't make me choose! ''[Snake laughs]'' No! ''[tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it]'' I love you, son! |
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{{qf|Bart}} I love you too, dad. | {{qf|Bart}} I love you too, dad. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} ''[ | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[after changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red]'' Whoa! Cool! |
| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[ | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[holding the remote control]'' Bart, quit it! |
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| − | {{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} ''[to Bart and Lisa]'' Why are you laughing? |
| − | {{qf|[[Itchy]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Itchy]]}} ''[to Scratchy]'' Hey, they're laughing at your pain. |
| − | {{qf|Scratchy}} | + | {{qf|Scratchy}} ''[reattaches his head to his body]'' That's mean. |
| − | {{qf|Itchy}} Let's teach'em a lesson. | + | {{qf|Itchy}} Let's teach'em a lesson. ''[shaking Scratchy's hand]'' |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[an axe throws at the top of his head]'' A cartoon axe! I love it! ''[blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams]'' |
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- Apu: Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do?
- Homer: [Snake's voice] You sent me to the chair.
- Apu: [gasps] Snake? But you're dead!
- Homer: [Snake's voice] I know you are, but what am I? [grabs Apu and hauls him to the Squishee machine]
- Apu: No, no, nooooooo!
- Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad.
- Homer: But I look so youthful and hunky.
- Snake: [possessing Homer] The kid's gotta die.
- Homer: But I love my son.
- Snake: More than a lush head of hair?
- Homer: Don't make me choose! [Snake laughs] No! [tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it] I love you, son!
- Bart: I love you too, dad.
- Bart: [after changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red] Whoa! Cool!
- Lisa: [holding the remote control] Bart, quit it!
- Scratchy: [to Bart and Lisa] Why are you laughing?
- Itchy: [to Scratchy] Hey, they're laughing at your pain.
- Scratchy: [reattaches his head to his body] That's mean.
- Itchy: Let's teach'em a lesson. [shaking Scratchy's hand]
- Bart: [an axe throws at the top of his head] A cartoon axe! I love it! [blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams]
