Difference between revisions of "Small World Problems"

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Small World Problems is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the First Time Packs content update. It requires Jebediah Springfield to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Jebediah Springfield Hm. I don't know where I am but it sure smells familiar. Wow! What an honor to meet our fair city's namesake! Ah, so this is my beloved Springfield! So much has changed, yet so much is the same. I see the Wagon Wheel Fire is still going. Oh, it's actually a Tire Fire now. That's what gives the sunset such a beautiful glow and why we're all lightheaded all the time. Wow, rubber tires?! Such advances you've made! Well, thanks for keeping the place in order. I suppose I'll take my rightful place as mayor now. Er, uh, hold on a second there, hoss. We already have a mayor, and I was elected by the citizens of this town... some of them still living. Then... what am I to do? Surely you won't turn me out onto the street! That'd be like abandoning a soldier after he returns from war! ... Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Sleep Behind the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Is this my life now? That of a destitute beggar? I wish I'd never been born and founded this town and named it after myself! It pains my ears to hear an idol of mine speak with such glower. Especially one who is known for his silver tongue! You're right, chubby little boy! That tongue will be my salvation. HHow heroic! You'll win your fortune using only your skills of oration! No, I meant it literally. Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Sell His Silver Tongue". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes. This new rubber tongue made out of recycled Tire Fire tires is actually a lot better than that old silver one. I don't lisp anymore when I say phrases like "The silver in my old tongue was slowly poisoning me." Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Now that I've got some walking around money, I think I'll do some walking around. Springfield Tire Fire... Springfield Retirement Castle... Springfield Box Factory... Springfield Spring & Field... my name's all over this town. Now you know the pride our citizenry feels each and every day! I don't feel pride -- I feel ripped off! They're using my name and likeness on every sign! I'm going to use my precious tongue money to hire a lawyer and sue this craphole town. It's my name and I want a taste of the action! Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Sue Springfield for Copyright Infringement". The job takes place at the Court House, Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours. I've never seen a client purposely be held in contempt of court so he had a place to sleep at night, but you won the case! You now get royalties whenever your name or image is used. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Now to collect what's coming to me. Will you be reinvesting your money in the community? Ha! Don't make me laugh! Seriously, don't make me laugh. I'm 250 years old and my lungs are very brittle. I shouldn't even be walking right now. Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Collect His Likeness Royalties". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. What the?! I OWE people money! The Springfield Police Department is in the red, Springfield Elementary has debts all over town... And the Springfield Shopper Building is just made of stacked up old newspapers! Curse the name Springfield! I should've stuck with the name Hans Sprungfeld! Quest reward: 100 and 10