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For other uses of "Pin Pals", see Pin Pals (disambiguation).

Pin Pals is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pin Pals content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Pinsetter Pt. 2 Mr. Burns, we thought we'd celebrate the team getting back together with new jerseys. Because some of us seem to have, er, outgrown our old ones. And others of us have discovered that our sweat is acid that melts cotton. Gentlemen, we're bowling for charity. We don't have the money for extravagances like jerseys or working fire extinguishers. Task: "Make Burns Avoid Expenditures". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x8). Sir, you have to invest in your charity a bit if you want to claim a deduction. I suppose I could buy them a little something. Like matching tattoos of my face. Or a vacation to Tuscany for one. How about a state-of-the-art facility? That's how colleges avoid paying their athletes. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Pin Pals Bowling Alley

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Welcome, Pin Pals, to your very own bowling alley! Oh man, I knew it. Burns is trying to buy his way back onto the team. Let me assure you: I do NOT want to play with you. I can hardly stand to look at you. Your reverse psychology won't work on us. Unless that's not what you want. In which case it will. Task: "Make Burns Avoid Bowling". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x26). Burns clearly wants back on the team. And I can't stand to watch a man beg. That's why I don't bring dates to restaurants with mirrors in them. Sorry, Otto. You're off the team. Whoa, I was on the team? I told you – I don't want to join! This is Woodrow and his League of Nations all over again. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Bowling Lane

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Kirk, what are you doing here? Mr. Burns said he'd pay me twenty bucks to play with you guys. Looks like Kirk won't have to sell any molars today! I see Burns is playing hard to get. Looks like Moe is going to have to take care of this just like he took care of the Iranian Embassy hostages. What was that? Argo was a lie! I mean, nothing. Task: "Make Moe Orchestrate an Accident for Kirk". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x30). Yeow! Moe, you broke my fingers! All those prepaid mandolin lessons at the Y down the drain! Sorry, Kirk. I can be a real klutz. Guess you can't bowl no more. I can't afford to see a doctor either. But maybe I can convince the vet that I'm an exotic pet. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Claw Machine

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Looks like that ringer won't be wearing no rings for awhile. Man, why does The New Yorker keep rejecting this brilliance? Now we really need Mr. Burns to finish the tournament. How many times do I have to tell you fools – I don't want to bowl with you! This charity was just an excuse for me to hoard money. Like those timeshares I sold in a state that doesn't exist What? But I've booked plane tickets to Oklaronsas! Now you've left me no choice. Bowl for the team. Or burn down this building and collect the insurance. Isn't that a choice? Task: "Make Burns Practice His Gutter Balls". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Moe Watch and Regret What He's Done". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x36). Quest reward: 100 and 10 Pin Pal Homer

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 This is it – the deciding match! What a journey it's been. An immediate, unseen journey. We just need one more strike, and then the trophy's ours. But Burns is up next. He hasn't hit a single thing this entire tournament. Unless you count the valet he ran over in the parking lot. Time to show these boys what I'm made of -- sinew, steel plates, and bigotry. Task: "Make Burns Throw for the Gutter". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x40). He dropped the ball! Like I do when Marge asks me for a favor. Hey, wordplay's my shtick this update! It's going very slowly, but... but... It's a strike! I can't believe it! Wow! This is the first strike I've ever seen that didn't end with Pinkertons clubbing my employees. Message Congratulations! The Pin Pals won the tournament. Here's your... wait, where did that trophy go? Seeing as how I won the match I think it's only fair that I keep the reward. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Pt. 1 Air Out His Bowling Shoes Homer 3h Simpson House 1, 35 Call in Sick at the Kwik-E-Mart Apu Kwik-E-Mart Avoid Expenditures Mr. Burns Control Building Find Someone to Watch the Bar Moe Moe's Tavern Avoid Expenditures Pin Pal Burns Control Building 2, 55 Find Someone to Watch the Bar Pin Pal Moe Moe's Tavern Pt. 2 Avoid Bowling Mr. Burns 3h Pin Pals Bowling Alley 1, 35 Practice His Hooks Homer Clear a 7-10 Split Pin Pal Apu Register the "Channel 6 Wastelanders" Krusty Register the "Springfield Police Framers" Wiggum Perfect His Power Stroking Moe Pin Pal Moe 2, 55 Avoid Bowling Pin Pal Burns Pt. 3 Orchestrate an Accident for Kirk Moe 3h Pin Pals Bowling Alley 1, 35 Relax at the Alley Mr. Burns Check Out the Snack Bar Homer Come up With a Team Cheer Pin Pal Apu Register the "Holy Rollers" Ned Register "The Stereotypes" Sea Captain Orchestrate an Accident for Kirk Pin Pal Moe 2, 55 Relax at the Alley Pin Pal Burns Pt. 4 Practice His Gutter Balls Mr. Burns 3h Pin Pals Bowling Alley 1, 35 Watch and Regret What He's Done Moe Give Burns Some Pointers Homer Prepare to Carry the Team Pin Pal Apu Bowl for "The Stereotypes" Willie Bowl for the "Channel 6 Wastelanders" Brockman Practice His Gutter Balls Pin Pal Burns 2, 55 Watch and Regret What He's Done Pin Pal Moe Play the Claw Machine Otto Claw Machine Pt. 5 Throw for the Gutter Mr. Burns 3h Pin Pals Bowling Alley 1, 35 Pray for Luck Pin Pal Homer Sing a Cheer Pin Pal Apu Bargain With the Devil Moe Bowl for the "Holy Rollers" Ned Bowl for the "Springfield Police Framers" Snake Throw for the Gutter Pin Pal Burns 2, 55 Bargain With the Devil Pin Pal Moe Play the Claw Machine Otto Claw Machine