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'''Featured Quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
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'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
  
 
== Rules ==
 
== Rules ==
#You can only nominate once a month.
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#You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
 
#The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
 
#The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
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#Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media.
  
 
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== Nominations ==
 
== Nominations ==
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=== Lisa the Vegetarian ===
{{quote|Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.|[[Homer]] to [[Bart]]|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}}
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{{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}}
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[[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT)
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#One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
  
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#I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST)
  
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#I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
  
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{{Quote|Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.|Kent Brockman}}<br> {{Quote|My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist- but he is not a porn star!|Abraham Simpson|Simpson Tide}}
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[[User:PlentalDan|PlentalDan]] ([[User talk:PlentalDan|talk]]) 19:11, August 16, 2024 (EDT)
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{{Quote|Me fail English? That’s unpossible.|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|Lisa on Ice}}
 
  
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#Ralph is great. Everything he says is hilarious. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
#Yeah, I agree. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
#Yep --[[User:Smiley12#|Smiley]][[User talk:Smiley12#|12]] was here at 07:45, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
 
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Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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{{Quote|I call the big one Bitey|[[Homer Simpson]]|Marge vs. the Monorail}}
 
 
 
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#Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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One of fan's and [[Matt Groening]]'s favourite quotes. {{User:TheHomer/sig}} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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''[[Ralph]] is using a urinal in the gas station<br />''
 
{{Quote|Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}}
 
{{Quote|Ralph, are you almost finished|[[Seymour Skinner]]}}
 
{{Quote|I finished before we came in|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|How the Test Was Won}}
 
 
 
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#One of my favorite Ralph moments. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
#My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. [[User:Josegiraffio|Josegiraffio]] 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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*This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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{{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}}
 
 
 
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#Good quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
#Agree. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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{{Quote|I like men now|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|The Simpsons Movie}}
 
 
 
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#>[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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{{Quote|They have the Internet on computers, now?|[[Homer Simpson]]|Das Bus}}
 
 
 
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#I think this is great! Got my support! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
#I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --[[User:Smiley12#|Smiley]][[User talk:Smiley12#|12]] was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
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#Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
 
 
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{{Quote|The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.|[[Marge Simpson]]|Some Enchanted Evening}}
 
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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules[edit]

  1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
  3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media.

How to nominate[edit]

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations[edit]

Lisa the Vegetarian[edit]

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
―Ralph Wiggum[src]

Wiggumistic (talk) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT)

Support (0)[edit]

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  1. I just don't feel that this works without context. The Solar Dragon 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST)

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Simpson Tide[edit]

"Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf."
―Kent Brockman
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist- but he is not a porn star!"
―Abraham Simpson[src]

PlentalDan (talk) 19:11, August 16, 2024 (EDT)

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