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Law & Disorder

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	The Simpsanos
Optional characters:	Fat Tony, The Cropfather, Marge, Brockman, Lenora Carter, Wiggum, Rex Banner, Agent Bont, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Cletus, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Mike Wegman, Snitchy the Weasel, Lenora Carter
Previous quest(s):	Everything Old Is Legal Again
Next quest(s):	Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

Law & Disorder is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between April 28, 2024 and May 15, 2024
	Springfield's tomacco craze has grown into an epidemic as the singularly illegal product has fueled a resurgence of organized crime.
	he mob is back and being led by the mysterious "Cropfather".
	hands shaking Complete transparency...this journalist is hopped up on tomacco right now. You can't share the news unless you live the news!
	Oh my, this Cropfather sounds really dangerous!
	Dangerously sexy?
	No! Just dangerous.
	I gotta go to work, but let's keep working on the "sexy" part.
Task: "Collect Badges" (x105). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Continue to Rake In Tomacco Money". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Go to Work". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Wonder What's Going On". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Kent Brockman Buy More Tomacco". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Where are the police during this tomacco scourge? Lounging at the local java joint, the Mug Shot.
	How does he know that?!
	Chief, you posted our whereabouts on Facelook.
	Journalists use social media? I guess everything IS legal now!
	Just not tomacco.
	This damn tomacco is stealing time from our luxuriating.
	Should I cancel your afternoon facial, mani-pedi, and hot rock massage?
	Don't you dare!
Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Mug Shot

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
	Clues, Lou...we need clues. Easy ones.
	All we know is that the guy behind the tomacco is called "the Cropfather".
	Cropfather, eh? Let's go back to the Mug Shot, have some day-old dollar donuts and figure this out. Let's jelly roll, boys!
	Not so fast, Chief! I'm special investigator Lenora Carter, with the FBI!
	You're investigating day-old donuts?
	Forget the donuts! We're trying to bust the Cropfather.
	You're taking over my donuts...I mean investigation?
	I'm also taking over your office!
	Good luck. My office chair is perfectly molded to my butt. It'll swallow you whole!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x85). If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Continue to Grow Tomacco". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Count the Money". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Take Over the Tomacco Investigation". The job takes place at the Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If {{{char}}} is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Relax in the Break Room". The job takes place at the Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	It's kind of fun having a no-show job.
	Think again! I'm putting you to work, Wiggum.
	I knew you'd eventually need my crime-fighting expertise.
	Once again think again. I need you to clean the earwax off all of these listening devices.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Wiggum Parade Balloon

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
	"Falafels Baked Instantly"?! Baked falafels here I come!
	Don't bother. It's just a surveillance van for Lenora Carter and her FBI pals.
	Oh... "F.B.I." I get it.
	They're looking for some criminal mastermind called "the Cropfather".
	I have no idea who this Cropfather is. giggles
	Say, what's with the straw hat and fancy suit?
	I'm just getting back to my country roots. Roots grow underground which is where I'm... I gotta go!
	Take a pair of clean earphones with you and put in a good word with Lenora Carter for me. Maybe she'll give me a less yucky job.
Task: "Collect Badges" (x115). If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Get in the Surveillance Van". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Walk Away Nonchalantly". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Surveil Obviously". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Laugh at the Fuzz". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	"Falafels Baked Instantly". Who would fall for such a stupid FBI trick?
	Uh, definitely not The Cropfather!
	What's Chief Wiggum doing with them in that van?
	Probably in charge of the surveillance.
	No, it looks like he's cleaning gunk offa walkie-talkies.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
	I'll show Lenora Carter I'm top cop in this town!
	Fat Tony and Homer?!
	Well, if it isn't the walkie-talkie washer.
	Is that a crate full of tomacco and a bag full of cash?
	Play it cool, Homer.
	I'm not the Cropfather!
	I didn't ask about the Cropfather.
	That's my name, don't wear it out! I mean, NOT the Cropfather!
	Wait a minute. I'm starting to suspect that YOU'RE the Cropfather!
	Hands up! You and Fat Tony are under arrest.
	Not so fast, Chief! Me and the FBI are in charge here!
	Not so fast, Lenora Carter! Me and the Treasury Department are in charge here!
	Not so fast, Rex Banner and Lenora Carter! Me and the secret agency I work for are in charge here!
	Not so fast, everybody! The DMV is in charge here!
	What is the DMV doing here?
	Looking for whoever is working that baked falafel truck around the corner.
	We got some tomacco-fueled appetites!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x105). If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Accidentally Corner the Cropfather". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Insist She's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Rex Banner is owned: Task: "Make Rex Banner Insist He's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Agent Bont is owned: Task: "Make Agent Bont Insist He's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Escape". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Slip Out the Back". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Uh, guys, the crooks got away while you were arguing about who's in charge.
	Why didn't you stop them?!
	We're just law enforcement. We're not in charge.
	He's right, you know.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 FBI Agents

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
	I can't believe my sting operation failed!
	Face it, Lenora. You are a failure.
	She's not a complete failure. We still have the Mug Shot with their day-old dollar donuts.
	Now is not the time for donuts.
	You're funny. It's always time for donuts.
	I'm laser focused on the unfinished business.
	Chief, that's Costas Becker! The deadliest debt collector and the scariest dude who ever lived.
	Oh, yeah? He doesn't scare me.
	Wiggum! I want everything you know about the Cropfather. NOW!
	screams He's scary! Don't let him get me, Lou!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x145). If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Give Becker Whatever He Wants". The job takes place at The Mug Shot, the Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Enjoy His Success". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Feel Like Someone Walked on His Grave". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Costas Becker

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task	Character(s)	Time	Location(s)	Reward
Borrow Badges	Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Fat Tony, Cletus	4h	Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House	5, 45
Polish Badges	Lenora Carter, Mike Wegman, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Snitchy the Weasel	Surveillance Van, The Elegant Scoundrel, Mike Wegman Center, Springfield Sardi's, or Police Station	8, 70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV show Law & Order.

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Everything Old Is Legal Again • The Made Men Who Made Us • The Cropfather • Law & Disorder • Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved • Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance
Uncle Zio	The Trial Blazer
Dr. Dog	Canine Confidential
Mike Wegman	Goodpizzas
The Cropfather	The Crops of Wrath
Lenora Carter	Escape From New Work
Snitchy the Weasel	Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield
Costas Becker	The Loan Ranger
Kickback Quimby	All the Mayor's Funds