Difference between revisions of "The Made Men Who Made Us"

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The Made Men Who Made Us is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Everything Old Is Legal Again Why are you kids still waiting for the bus? Now that everything is legal, we can't count on Otto anymore. He's tickling his brain with cuckoo smoke. And if that's legal, so is skipping school. I'm outta here! And so are high-interest loans backed by the threat of violence. They're not just for the mob anymore. Are you talking about loan sharking, Homer? Absolutely legal. I just read it off a news feed on my myPhone. Ugh. With everything legal, average Springfield citizens can run numbers and shark loans. They don't even have to break legs! I like breakin' legs! Yes, but when WE do it, we go to jail. I don't like the goin' to jail part. Task: "Collect Wallets" (x105). Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Lawlessness" (x5). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours. If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Otto Enjoy It More Than Most". The job takes place at the School Bus, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Worry About What's Happening". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Read the News on His myPhone". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wise Guys Be Disgusted by Events" (x2). The job takes place at Bars, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Uh, hey, guys. Don Vittorio wants to know when he's getting his cut of our action this week. There ain't no action with everything being all legal now. We're gonna have to dip into our secret cash stash. Uh, I got some bad news... Johnny Tightlips swiped the secret stash to buy himself a truckload of Italian loafers at Pay-more Shoe Store. That makes me very angry...at YOU, Frankie! Me?! Stealing to adorn one's feet I respect. Finking on a fratello makes you a rat, and no one likes a rat. Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Herman, spot me some cash so I can pay the storage for the fur coats I'm fencing. I gotcha, Moe. The vig's gonna be three points. Excuse me, gentlemen, but I believe that's our business you're elbowing in on. Stolen furs and loan sharkin' ain't illegal no more. You and your mugs can shove off. And shoving off is legal too! Maybe you're not hearing right. If you don't keep your mitts outta Fat Tony's business someone's gonna get hurt. It won't be us. *reveals a grenade* What he said. *pulls out a flame thrower* I hate when peaceful citizens are more criminal than criminals. Task: "Collect Wallets" (x115). Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Feeling Like Gangsters" (x5). The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Gangsters Not Enjoy Feeling Like Ordinary Citizens" (x2). The job takes place at Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Check it out, boss. Liftin' wallets is like takin' candy from a baby! We're also takin' candy from babies! You guys are picking pockets? We gotta do something to pay the bills. Bullets don't grow on trees...do they? How could we sink so low so fast? That reminds me...we've gone to a cheaper concrete to cut costs on cement shoes. *groan* Quest reward: 100 and 10 Play Whack-A-Mole (animated job for Fat Tony)

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Let us face facts: the only thing we're good at is crime. But there ain't no more crime! Unless...we get into doing crimes against nature. We could start gene splicing— We are NOT getting into the crimes against nature business! We need money. But if we spliced a watermelon with a banana— No splicing! Task: "Collect Wallets" (x85). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Invent New Crimes". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wise Guys Disturb Tony With Their Ideas" (x2). The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Stolen wallets and purses? That's so old school. We're behind the eight ball on this, boss. All the cool new crimes are coming out of Asia. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Mound of Stolen Wallets

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Fellas, I hate to say it, but we're gonna have to get real jobs. I can't work for Starbucks. My espresso skills are sorely lacking. And how can I work in a baby furniture store after whackin' dozens of union leaders? Task: "Collect Wallets" (x105). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Get Real Jobs". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wise Guys Reluctantly Get Real Jobs" (x2). The job takes place at a Shop, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Why are there empty cans and bottles in the back of my limo? We're collecting cans and bottles for their redemption value. We get a nickel and sometimes a dime for each one we dig out of the trash. That's such chump change. But we're the best chumps in town! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Garbage Island

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 You know the real hoodlums are the tech companies! They're always innovating and comin' out with new stuff we simply can't live without. I hate those guys so much. Mob Lawyer, how can this tech hatred help get us back into the crime game? Do any of you know anything about computers? I know lots about computers. Other than them "falling off the back of a truck" and selling them in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot? Oh. Then no. You need to find us something illegal we can do, pronto! Or you'll be the one falling off the back of a truck. Capisce? I capisce. I suppose you'll need that "capisce" in writing? Task: "Collect Wallets" (x145). If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Lean on His Lawyer". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Mob Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make the Mob Lawyer Try to Find Something Illegal". The job takes place at a Shop or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Wise Guys Try to Find Something to Do" (x2). The job takes place at a Bar, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Hey Boss, people on the street are going crazy for something called "tomacco" — and get this, it's still illegal! How is this possible? Years ago there was an epidemic of the stuff. It needed radiation to grow, so a law was passed against radiation-grown crops. That law got buried in the books. It's the only thing that's still illegal in Springfield. Hear that, boys? We're getting into the tomacco business! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Original Springfield Post Office

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Pickpocket Wallets Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Fat Tony, Cletus 4h Visitable Home 5, 45 Find Lost Wallets Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog Springfield Sardi's, Shop, or Eatery 8, 70