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Card Handy is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 60 content update. It unlocks Wise Guy, the Googolplex, and the Homerlayas.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After reaching Level 60 Message Congratulations, you have reached the final level of The Simpsons Tapped Out. About twenty levels too late, if you ask me. I checked out when they introduced Bernice Hibbert as a "major character." Aren't you at all upset, Bart?! No more levels! The game's basically over! Pfft, it ain't over till the donuts stop flowing. Task: "Build the Googolplex". It takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Marge Cancel Plans for Her Giant Level 75 Party". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 30 minutes. New Character: Wise Guy Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark So who's gonna be the final character introduced in Tapped Out? I bet they've been saving somebody really special for last! Then you bet right! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the last Tapped Out character ever... uh, this guy! Hey, pallies! Okay, now they're just making up characters. No, I'm the wise guy! I've been in like seventy episodes! Also I played one of the bears in the Maggie event. Can we just say that 59 was the last level? Task: "Make Springfielders Lose the Bet on the Final Character" (x5). The jobs take place at the Googolplex and take 3 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Ever since we announced this is the last level, you've been flooding us with emails. So we thought we'd take a moment to answer some of your questions. "Dear Tapped Out: Will I get a refund for my unused donuts?" Of course. Each donut will be refunded for its actual real-world value: zero. Or you can use them to buy fun premium stuff! All of which also has a real-world value of zero. "Dear Tapped Out, does this mean I can finally stop playing?" Sure. While you're at it, you should also stop drinking, gambling and chewing nicotine gum. Then you can sit back proudly with all the money you've saved, and be REALLY REALLY bored. Task: "Make Lisa Delete Fan Mail". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark So Homer, if you could do it all over again and build the town from scratch, would you do anything different? You know, there IS one thing I'd change. It's my biggest regret. If I could do it all over again, I'd-- Oh who am I kidding? No one's still reading this stuff. No one was EVER reading this. The text in this game is just a mini-game, to see how fast you can tap to get through it. It doesn't matter what we say. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But blah blah blah blah blah. You're right. I will! Task: "Make Homer Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah". The job takes place at the Writers Building, Sir Putt-A-Lot's, Just Rainsticks, Municipal House of Pancakes, or Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark So you're the sarcastic wise guy, eh? Yup. Doesn't seem too sarcastic to me. That's because I'm soooooo excited for how amazing this last level's gonna be! Really? It is? Yeah, it's going to be as memorable as I am! I think you might be joking. No, really! I've done such unforgettable jobs as security guard, arcade proprietor, even the cameraman. Task: "Make the Wise Guy Do Odd Jobs". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Wise Guy's exclamation mark After years waiting to get in this game, THIS is my big moment? I'm barely even in this update! Please, that was the longest line you've ever spoken. Hey, I'm an important character. Hahaha, that's a good one. You're finally being sarcastic! It's nice to see you spreading some cheer. Yeah, cheer. I'm gonna spread a little cheer... Task: "Make the Wise Guy Spread Some "Cheer"". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, why are you burning all of your premium donuts??? To get the sugar. Now that there's no more levels, the sugar's worth more than the donuts. Whoa! The levels might be over, but the game isn't. Duh-wahhhh? What do you mean? There will still be regular updates featuring new characters and buildings. But everyone will get to play them at once, no matter what level they've reached! ... Pretty good idea, huh? THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! Well, I think it's great. We can finally take the game back from the 1%! The 1%? The 1% of gamers who actually bother to play past Level 15. This new system will even the playing field! And best of all, the new levels will be subsidized for poorer players by a tax on the highest level players! Task: "Pay $1000 Tax to be Given to Lower Level Players". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Wise Guy's exclamation mark Tapped Out players: please be advised that the part in the last scene about taxing higher level players was a joke. You've been given your $1,000 back. Ha! I knew this whole thing was a hoax! It was probably the April Fool's update that accidentally got released early. Or late. What month is this? Actually, the level updates ending wasn't a hoax. There really won't be any more. You'll still be able to "level up," but you won't get any new buildings or characters by doing so. So there are still "levels"... but all they are is a meaningless number? That's right. And as a sign of gratitude, you'll also get a small prize. ... THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME! Message You have been awarded a massive monument of Homer for completing the first 60 levels of Tapped Out. THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME! Task: "Place the Homerlayas". As thanks for his help rebuilding our town, Homer's face will be forever carved into the mountains above Springfield. Woohoo! But what about the environmental effects of carving the mountains? There could be an endangered species up there! You know Lisa, er uh, we were thinking of putting your face up there too. Really? Now that I think about it, I bet endangered animals would like living on carved mountains. Message Level up enough to unlock the entire family! Quest reward: 100 and 10