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Two Broke Gals is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Burns' Casino content update. It requires Amber Simpson and Ginger Flanders to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ginger Flanders' exclamation mark Back in Springfield. Doesn't look any better than the last time we were here. But "Gold Diggers Monthly" named it the fastest growing place in America! No, they named it the *fattest* growing place. But since we're here, might as well check out the local bachelors. I'll fire up Tinder. Task: "Make Ginger Look for Opportunities". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Amber Look for Opportunities". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Amber Simpson's exclamation mark This town is no fun. The guys will go out with you. They'll get drunk with you... But they won't impulsively marry you. That's how it is with today's men. No class. Hey, we should look up those two fellas we know from Vegas. Like my mother always told me, "If you can't find a good one, at least find a dumb one." Task: "Make Ginger Look Up Ned". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Amber Look Up Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Why Ginger, nice to see you again. Let's see, last time we talked, you were headed to be a missionary in the Amazon rain forest. Yeah, stayed two years, married a Yanomami chieftain. But we drifted apart after he started wearing a wooden disk in his jaw. How about you, Amber? Still got those stretch marks that look like Jesus? I lost weight, so now they look like Pee Wee Herman. Task: "Make Ned Make Polite Conversation". The job takes place at Flanders House, requires Ginger Flanders, and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Compare Stretch Marks". The job takes place at the Simpson House, requires Amber Simpson, and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ginger Flanders' exclamation mark So, Ned, any interest in retying the knot? I still have my "frequent wedders" card at the Vegas chapel. I'm flattered, but I'm just a boring old family man. You need someone who can live up to your lust for adventure and cherry-flavored e-cigarettes. Amber, I notice you didn't ask me to remarry you. I'm sure it's because you know I would never leave Marge. Riiiight... and in no way because you're morbidly obese and dangerously alcoholic. Task: "Make Ginger Meet Moe for a Drink". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Amber Meet Skinner for Dinner". The job takes place at the Skinner House or Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ginger Flanders' exclamation mark I finally found someone to marry me. And this time it wasn't because he was so drunk that the next morning he forgot he did it. I don't *need* to get drunk to forget what I did. So, I'm married to a Vegas floozy? Hot diggety! And I married your friend Jasper. I've always had a thing for floor-length beards. Abe and I may not be much to look at, but we know how to treat a lady. Long as it happens before 5 PM bedtime. Task: "Make Ginger Party with Grampa". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Amber Play with Jasper's Beard". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV show 2 Broke Girls.