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Difference between revisions of "The Made Men Who Made Us"

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=== Pt. 3 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
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{{TB|Let us face facts: the only thing we're good at is crime.}}
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{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|But there ain't no more crime!}}
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{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
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{{TB|Unless…we get into doing crimes against nature. We could start gene splicing—}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
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{{TB|We are NOT getting into the crimes against nature business! We need money.}}
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{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|But if we spliced a watermelon with a banana—}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|No splicing!}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|85}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Invent New Crimes|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Disturb Tony With Their Ideas|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Stolen wallets and purses? That's so old school.}}
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{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|We're behind the eight ball on this, boss. All the cool new crimes are coming out of Asia.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Mound of Stolen Wallets]]|colspan=2}}
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=== Pt. 4 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Fellas, I hate to say it, but we're gonna have to get real jobs.}}
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{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|I can't work for Starbucks. My espresso skills are sorely lacking.}}
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{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|And how can I work in a baby furniture store after whackin' dozens of union leaders?}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|105}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Get Real Jobs|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Reluctantly Get Real Jobs|4 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}}, an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
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{{TB|Why are there empty cans and bottles in the back of my limo?}}
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{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|We're collecting cans and bottles for their redemption value.}}
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{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|We get a nickel and sometimes a dime for each one we dig out of the trash.}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|That's such chump change.}}
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{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|But we're the best chumps in town!}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Garbage Island]]|colspan=2}}
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}}
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=== Pt. 5 ===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Frankie the Squealer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|You know the real hoodlums are the tech companies!}}
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{{Tapped Out Louie Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|They're always innovating and comin' out with new stuff we simply can't live without. I hate those guys so much.}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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{{TB|Mob Lawyer, how can this tech hatred help get us back into the crime game?}}
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{{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Do any of you know anything about computers?}}
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{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I know lots about computers.}}
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{{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Other than them "falling off the back of a truck" and selling them in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot?}}
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{{Tapped Out Legs Icon|Nervous}}
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{{TB|Oh. Then no.}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|You need to find us something illegal we can do, pronto! Or you'll be the one falling off the back of a truck. Capisce?}}
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{{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I capisce. I suppose you'll need that "capisce" in writing?}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Collect Wallets|145}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Lean on His Lawyer|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make the Mob Lawyer Try to Find Something Illegal|4 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}} or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mob Lawyer]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Try to Find Something to Do|4 hours|a {{TOG|Bars|Bar}}, an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey Boss, people on the street are going crazy for something called "tomacco" — and get this, it's still illegal!}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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{{TB|How is this possible?}}
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{{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon}}
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{{TB|Years ago there was an epidemic of the stuff. It needed radiation to grow, so a law was passed against radiation-grown crops. That law got buried in the books.}}
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{{Tapped Out Mob Lawyer Icon}}
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{{TB|It's the only thing that's still illegal in Springfield.}}
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{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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{{TB|Hear that, boys? We're getting into the tomacco business!}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Original Springfield Post Office]]|colspan=2}}
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}}
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Revision as of 12:52, May 12, 2024


The Made Men Who Made Us
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Required characters: Normal Springfielders, Homer, Wise Guys
Optional characters: Otto, Marge, Fat Tony, Mob Lawyer
Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again

The Made Men Who Made Us is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Everything Old Is Legal Again
Marge - Confused Why are you kids still waiting for the bus?
Lisa - Defeated Now that everything is legal, we can't count on Otto anymore.
Ralph - Happy He's tickling his brain with cuckoo smoke.
Bart - Happy And if that's legal, so is skipping school. I'm outta here!
Homer And so are high-interest loans backed by the threat of violence. They're not just for the mob anymore.
Marge - Deadpan Are you talking about loan sharking, Homer?
Homer - Happy Absolutely legal. I just read it off a news feed on my myPhone.
Fat Tony - Angry Ugh. With everything legal, average Springfield citizens can run numbers and shark loans. They don't even have to break legs!
Legs - Angry I like breakin' legs!
Fat Tony - Grim Yes, but when WE do it, we go to jail.
Legs - Nervous I don't like the goin' to jail part.
Task: "Collect Wallets" (x105).
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Lawlessness" (x5). The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Otto Enjoy It More Than Most". The job takes place at the School Bus, an Eatery, or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Worry About What's Happening". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Read the News on His myPhone". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Be Disgusted by Events" (x2). The job takes place at Bars, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous Uh, hey, guys. Don Vittorio wants to know when he's getting his cut of our action this week.
Louie - Confused There ain't no action with everything being all legal now.
Fat Tony We're gonna have to dip into our secret cash stash.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous Uh, I got some bad news… Johnny Tightlips swiped the secret stash to buy himself a truckload of Italian loafers at Pay-more Shoe Store.
Fat Tony - Angry That makes me very angry…at YOU, Frankie!
Frankie the Squealer - Surprised Me?!
Fat Tony - Grim Stealing to adorn one's feet I respect. Finking on a fratello makes you a rat, and no one likes a rat.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Moe - Sneaky Herman, spot me some cash so I can pay the storage for the fur coats I'm fencing.
Herman - Sly I gotcha, Moe. The vig's gonna be three points.
Fat Tony - Grim Excuse me, gentlemen, but I believe that's our business you're elbowing in on.
Moe - Annoyed Stolen furs and loan sharkin' ain't illegal no more. You and your mugs can shove off.
Herman And shoving off is legal too!
Legs - Angry Maybe you're not hearing right. If you don't keep your mitts outta Fat Tony's business someone's gonna get hurt.
Herman - Angry It won't be us. *reveals a grenade*
Moe - Angry What he said. *pulls out a flame thrower*
Fat Tony - Surprised I hate when peaceful citizens are more criminal than criminals.
Task: "Collect Wallets" (x115).
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy Feeling Like Gangsters" (x5). The job takes place at Fat Tony's Compound, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gangsters Not Enjoy Feeling Like Ordinary Citizens" (x2). The job takes place at Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Louie - Laughing Check it out, boss. Liftin' wallets is like takin' candy from a baby!
Legs - Happy We're also takin' candy from babies!
Fat Tony - Surprised You guys are picking pockets?
Louie - Confused We gotta do something to pay the bills.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous Bullets don't grow on trees…do they?
Fat Tony - Sad How could we sink so low so fast?
Legs That reminds me…we've gone to a cheaper concrete to cut costs on cement shoes.
Fat Tony - Grim *groan*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Play Whack-A-Mole (animated job for Fat Tony)

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Fat Tony - Grim Let us face facts: the only thing we're good at is crime.
Frankie the Squealer - Sad But there ain't no more crime!
Louie Unless…we get into doing crimes against nature. We could start gene splicing—
Fat Tony - Grim We are NOT getting into the crimes against nature business! We need money.
Louie - Confused But if we spliced a watermelon with a banana—
Fat Tony - Angry No splicing!
Task: "Collect Wallets" (x85).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Invent New Crimes". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Disturb Tony With Their Ideas" (x2). The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony - Sad Stolen wallets and purses? That's so old school.
Legs - Nervous We're behind the eight ball on this, boss. All the cool new crimes are coming out of Asia.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mound of Stolen Wallets

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
Fat Tony - Sad Fellas, I hate to say it, but we're gonna have to get real jobs.
Legs - Nervous I can't work for Starbucks. My espresso skills are sorely lacking.
Louie - Surprised And how can I work in a baby furniture store after whackin' dozens of union leaders?
Task: "Collect Wallets" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Order His Men to Get Real Jobs". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Reluctantly Get Real Jobs" (x2). The job takes place at a Shop, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony - Grim Why are there empty cans and bottles in the back of my limo?
Legs - Nervous We're collecting cans and bottles for their redemption value.
Louie - Confused We get a nickel and sometimes a dime for each one we dig out of the trash.
Fat Tony - Sad That's such chump change.
Legs - Happy But we're the best chumps in town!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Garbage Island

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
Frankie the Squealer - Annoyed You know the real hoodlums are the tech companies!
Louie - Angry They're always innovating and comin' out with new stuff we simply can't live without. I hate those guys so much.
Fat Tony Mob Lawyer, how can this tech hatred help get us back into the crime game?
Mob Lawyer - Annoyed Do any of you know anything about computers?
Legs - Happy I know lots about computers.
Mob Lawyer - Annoyed Other than them "falling off the back of a truck" and selling them in the Kwik-E-Mart parking lot?
Legs - Nervous Oh. Then no.
Fat Tony - Angry You need to find us something illegal we can do, pronto! Or you'll be the one falling off the back of a truck. Capisce?
Mob Lawyer - Annoyed I capisce. I suppose you'll need that "capisce" in writing?
Task: "Collect Wallets" (x145).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Lean on His Lawyer". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Visitable Homes, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Mob Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make the Mob Lawyer Try to Find Something Illegal". The job takes place at a Shop or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Try to Find Something to Do" (x2). The job takes place at a Bar, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Louie Hey Boss, people on the street are going crazy for something called "tomacco" — and get this, it's still illegal!
Fat Tony How is this possible?
Mob Lawyer Years ago there was an epidemic of the stuff. It needed radiation to grow, so a law was passed against radiation-grown crops. That law got buried in the books.
Mob Lawyer It's the only thing that's still illegal in Springfield.
Fat Tony Hear that, boys? We're getting into the tomacco business!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Original Springfield Post Office


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