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{{Song
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|name = "A Fish Called Selma (Medley)"
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|image =
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|singers = [[Phil Hartman]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]
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|characters = [[Troy McClure]]<br>Chimpanzee<br>Orangutans<br>Chimp Nurse<br>[[Dr. Zaius]]<br>Apes
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|length = 3:07
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jack Barth]]
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|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
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|appearance =
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}}
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'''"A Fish Called Selma (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the twenty-seventh track on the album and consists of the songs "Troy Chic", "Stop the Planet of the Apes", "{{ap|Dr. Zaius|song}}" and "[[Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z]]" from the episode "[[A Fish Called Selma]]".
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== Lyrics ==
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=== Troy Chic ===
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:''[phone rings]''
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:'''[[MacArthur Parker]]:'''
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:''Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of "Planet of the Apes?"''
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:'''[[Troy McClure]]:'''
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:''Uh... the movie or the planet?''
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:'''MacArthur Parker:'''
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:''The brand-new multi-million-dollar musical. And you are starring as -- the human.''
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:'''Troy McClure:'''
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:''It's the part I was born to play, baby!''
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=== Stop the Planet of the Apes ===
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:'''Chimpanzee 1:'''
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:Help, the human's about to escape!
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:'''Troy:'''
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:Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
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:'''Chimpanzee 2:'''
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:''[gasps]'' He can talk!
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:'''Orangutans:'''
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:He can talk! He can talk!
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:He can talk! He can talk!
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:He can talk! He can talk!
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:'''Troy:'''
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:I can siiiiiiiing!
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=== Dr. Zaius ===
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:'''Chimp Nurse:'''
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:Ooh, help me, [[Dr. Zaius]]!
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:'''Orangutans:'''
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
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:'''Orangutan 1:'''
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:'''Troy:'''
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:What's wrong with me?
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:'''Dr. Zaius:'''
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:I think you're crazy.
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:'''Troy:'''
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:Want a second opinion.
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:'''Dr. Zaius:'''
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:You're also lazy.
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:'''Orangutans:'''
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
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:'''Orangutan 1:'''
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:'''Troy:'''
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:Can I play the piano anymore?
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:'''Dr. Zaius:'''
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:Of course you can.
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:'''Troy:'''
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:Well, I couldn't before.
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:''[plays the piano]''
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:'''Orangutans:'''
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
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:'''Orangutan 1:'''
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:'''Orangutans:'''
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
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:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
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:'''[[Bart]]:'''
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:''This play has everything.''
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:'''[[Homer]]:'''
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:''Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.''
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=== Chimpan A to Chimpan Z ===
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:'''Troy:'''
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:I hate every ape I see
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:From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
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:No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
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:Oh, my God, I was wrong,
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:It was Earth all along.
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:You finally made a monkey...
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:'''Apes:'''
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:Yes we finally made a monkey...
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:'''Troy and Apes:'''
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:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
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:'''Troy:'''
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:''I love you, Dr. Zaius!''
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:''[applause]''
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:''Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!''
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:'''[[Selma]]:'''
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:''Oh.''
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:'''Homer:'''
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:''Down in front!''
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "{{W|Rock Me Amadeus}}" by {{W2|Falco|musician}}.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
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{{Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Fish Called Selma (Medley), A}}
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[[Category:Medleys]]
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[[Category:Songs by Phil Hartman]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
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[[Category:Songs by Pamela Hayden]]

Latest revision as of 12:05, April 14, 2024


"A Fish Called Selma (Medley)"
Song Information
Singers: Phil Hartman
Harry Shearer
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Pamela Hayden
Characters: Troy McClure
Chimpanzee
Orangutans
Chimp Nurse
Dr. Zaius
Apes
Length: 3:07
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Jack Barth
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield

"A Fish Called Selma (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-seventh track on the album and consists of the songs "Troy Chic", "Stop the Planet of the Apes", "Dr. Zaius" and "Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z" from the episode "A Fish Called Selma".

Lyrics[edit]

Troy Chic[edit]

[phone rings]
MacArthur Parker:
Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of "Planet of the Apes?"
Troy McClure:
Uh... the movie or the planet?
MacArthur Parker:
The brand-new multi-million-dollar musical. And you are starring as -- the human.
Troy McClure:
It's the part I was born to play, baby!

Stop the Planet of the Apes[edit]

Chimpanzee 1:
Help, the human's about to escape!
Troy:
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
Chimpanzee 2:
[gasps] He can talk!
Orangutans:
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!
Troy:
I can siiiiiiiing!

Dr. Zaius[edit]

Chimp Nurse:
Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy:
What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius:
I think you're crazy.
Troy:
Want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius:
You're also lazy.
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy:
Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr. Zaius:
Of course you can.
Troy:
Well, I couldn't before.
[plays the piano]
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Bart:
This play has everything.
Homer:
Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.

Chimpan A to Chimpan Z[edit]

Troy:
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
Oh, my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey...
Apes:
Yes we finally made a monkey...
Troy and Apes:
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy:
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
[applause]
Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!
Selma:
Oh.
Homer:
Down in front!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.

Appearances[edit]


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