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| + | |name = "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)" | ||
| + | |image = | ||
| + | |singers = [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] | ||
| + | |characters = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]] | ||
| + | |length = 2:04 | ||
| + | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Mike Scully]] | ||
| + | |album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]'' | ||
| + | |appearance = | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | + | '''"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. It is the twenty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "The Pick of the Litter" and "[[See My Vest]]" from the episode "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]". | |
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| − | [[Category:Songs]] | + | == Lyrics == |
| + | === The Pick of the Litter === | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
| + | :''You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' | ||
| + | :''Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''[[Smithers]]:''' | ||
| + | :''Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You ''do'' have a very full wardrobe as it is.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
| + | :''Yes, but not completely full. For you see...'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | === See My Vest === | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
| + | :Some men hunt for sport, | ||
| + | :Others hunt for food, | ||
| + | :The only thing I'm hunting for, | ||
| + | :Is an outfit that looks good... | ||
| + | |||
| + | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
| + | :Made from real gorilla chest, | ||
| + | :Feel this sweater, there's no better | ||
| + | :Than authentic Irish setter. | ||
| + | |||
| + | :See this hat, 'twas my cat, | ||
| + | :My evening wear - vampire bat, | ||
| + | :These white slippers are albino | ||
| + | :African endangered rhino. | ||
| + | |||
| + | :Grizzly bear underwear, | ||
| + | :Turtles' necks, I've got my share, | ||
| + | :Beret of poodle, on my noodle | ||
| + | :It shall rest. | ||
| + | |||
| + | :Try my red robin suit, | ||
| + | :It comes one breast or two, | ||
| + | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
| + | :See my vest. | ||
| + | |||
| + | :Like my loafers? Former gophers - | ||
| + | :It was that or skin my chauffeurs, | ||
| + | :But a greyhound fur tuxedo | ||
| + | :Would be best, | ||
| + | |||
| + | :So let's prepare these dogs, | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]]:''' | ||
| + | :Kill two for matching clogs. | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
| + | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
| + | :Oh please, won't you see my vest! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :''I really like the vest.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Smithers:''' | ||
| + | :''I gathered you.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' | ||
| + | :''[gasps] He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :''[Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang]'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' | ||
| + | :''BART!'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' | ||
| + | :''Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| + | "[[See My Vest]]" is a parody of "{{W|Be Our Guest}}" from Disney's ''{{W2|Beauty and the Beast|1991 film}}''. | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Appearances == | ||
| + | *{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}} | ||
| + | *{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{Songs in the Key of Springfield}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | [[Category:Medleys]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Parody songs]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Smithers]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Lisa]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:46, April 14, 2024
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Song Information
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"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)" is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the twenty-second track on the album and consists of the songs "The Pick of the Litter" and "See My Vest" from the episode "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds".
Lyrics[edit]
The Pick of the Litter[edit]
- Mr. Burns:
- You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter.
- Lisa:
- Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one.
- Smithers:
- Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.
- Mr. Burns:
- Yes, but not completely full. For you see...
See My Vest[edit]
- Mr. Burns:
- Some men hunt for sport,
- Others hunt for food,
- The only thing I'm hunting for,
- Is an outfit that looks good...
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Made from real gorilla chest,
- Feel this sweater, there's no better
- Than authentic Irish setter.
- See this hat, 'twas my cat,
- My evening wear - vampire bat,
- These white slippers are albino
- African endangered rhino.
- Grizzly bear underwear,
- Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
- Beret of poodle, on my noodle
- It shall rest.
- Try my red robin suit,
- It comes one breast or two,
- See my vest, see my vest,
- See my vest.
- Like my loafers? Former gophers -
- It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
- But a greyhound fur tuxedo
- Would be best,
- So let's prepare these dogs,
- Fat cheeked housekeeper:
- Kill two for matching clogs.
- Mr. Burns:
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Oh please, won't you see my vest!
- I really like the vest.
- Smithers:
- I gathered you.
- Lisa:
- [gasps] He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
- [Bart hums the song Mr. Burns just sang]
- Lisa:
- BART!
- Bart:
- Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"See My Vest" is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Appearances[edit]
Episode – "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" - Episode – "All Singing, All Dancing"
Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield
