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{{Song
|name =Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty
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|name = "Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty"
|image =  
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|image = [[File:Kamp Krusty Theme Song.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Krusty the Clown]]<br>[[Martin Prince]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Otto Mann]]<br>Campers
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|singers = [[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Russi Taylor]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]
|characters = [[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Russi Taylor]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]
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|characters = [[Krusty the Clown]]<br>[[Martin Prince]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Otto Mann]]<br>Campers
 
|length = 5:00
 
|length = 5:00
|writer =[[Al Jean]]<br>[[Mike Reiss]]<br>[[Jay Kogen]]<br>[[Wallace Wolodarsky]]<br>[[Alf Clausen]]
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Al Jean]], [[Mike Reiss]], [[Jay Kogen]] and [[Wallace Wolodarsky]]
|album = ''[[The Yellow Album]]''
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|album = ''[[The Yellow Album]]''<br>''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''
|appearance =  
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|appearance = "[[Kamp Krusty]]"
 
}}
 
}}
'''Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty''' is the ninth track on [[The Yellow Album]]  It is sung by [[Krusty the Clown]], [[Martin Prince]], [[Lisa Simpson]], [[Bart Simpson]], [[Otto Mann]] and campers. The song was written by [[Al Jean]], [[Mike Reiss]], [[Jay Kogen]], [[Wallace Wolodarsky]], and [[Alf Clausen]]. The song is a longer version of [[Kamp Krusty Theme Song]] from the episode [[Kamp Krusty]].
 
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty"''', also known as the '''"Kamp Krusty" Theme Song''', is the theme song of {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location}}, sung by [[Krusty the Clown]], [[Martin Prince]], [[Lisa Simpson]], [[Bart Simpson]], [[Otto Mann]] and campers.
:'''[[Krusty]]''':
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:''Hi, everybody! I'm Krusty the Clown! (goofy laugh) And I'd like to welcome the parents and/or the closest living relative to Kamp Krusty on Parents and/or the Closest Living Relative Day! We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp Krusty Song and then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers (ones who can sing) will sing it in their own special way. Take it away, maestro! (goofy laugh)''
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== Lyrics ==
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=== Episode and ''Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons'' version ===
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:'''Counselor:'''
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:''All right, you balls of pan drippings! I wanna see Crisco coming outta those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!''
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:'''Campers:'''
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:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
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:By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
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:Though your swings are rusty,
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:We know they'll never break.
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:'''[[Kearney]]:'''
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:''LOUDER! FASTER!''
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:'''Campers:'''
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:From your gleaming mess hall
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:To your hallowed baseball field
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:To your spic 'n' spam infirmary
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:Where all our wounds are healed.
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:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
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:Below [[Mt. Avalanche]].
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:We will always love Kamp Krusty...
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:A registered trademark of the [[KrustyCo Inc.|Krusty Korporation]]. All rights reserved.
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=== ''The Yellow Album'' version ===
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:'''[[Krusty]]:'''
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:''Hi, everybody! I'm Krusty the Clown!'' (goofy laugh) ''And I'd like to welcome the parents and/or the closest living relative to Kamp Krusty on Parents and/or the Closest Living Relative Day! We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp Krusty Song and then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers (ones who can sing) will sing it in their own special way. Take it away, maestro!'' (goofy laugh)
  
 
:'''Krusty and Campers'''
 
:'''Krusty and Campers'''
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:We will always love Kamp Krusty...
 
:We will always love Kamp Krusty...
  
:'''[[Bart]]''':
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:'''[[Bart]]:'''
:''Let's rock this party! Come on, Otto Man!''
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:''Let's rock this puppy! Come on, Otto Mann!''
  
 
:(''the song switches to a Jimi Hendrix style rock song'')
 
:(''the song switches to a Jimi Hendrix style rock song'')
  
:'''[[Otto]]''':
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:'''[[Otto]]:'''
:''YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!''
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:''YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!''
  
 
:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
 
:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
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:(''the song switches to a jazz version'')
 
:(''the song switches to a jazz version'')
  
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
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:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
 
:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
 
:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
 
:With your frequent moose attacks.
 
:With your frequent moose attacks.
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:(''the song becomes a Baroque-esque song with a harpsichord playing'')
 
:(''the song becomes a Baroque-esque song with a harpsichord playing'')
  
:'''[[Martin Prince]]''':
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:'''[[Martin Prince]]:'''
 
:A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
 
:A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
 
:I came here to lose weight!
 
:I came here to lose weight!
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:We will ne'er return to Krusty!
 
:We will ne'er return to Krusty!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:''Aw, put a lid on it, Martin, let's rock this camp!''
 
:''Aw, put a lid on it, Martin, let's rock this camp!''
  
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:I HATE IT!
 
:I HATE IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:CAN'T STAND IT!
 
:CAN'T STAND IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:LET'S BURN IT!
 
:LET'S BURN IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:LET'S FRY IT!
 
:LET'S FRY IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:DON'T TRY IT!
 
:DON'T TRY IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:ELECTROCUTE IT!
 
:ELECTROCUTE IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:LET'S DO IT!
 
:LET'S DO IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:ANNIHILATE IT!
 
:ANNIHILATE IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:REGURGITATE IT!
 
:REGURGITATE IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:REFUTE IT!
 
:REFUTE IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:THEN BOOT IT!
 
:THEN BOOT IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:I HATE IT!
 
:I HATE IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:CAN'T STAND IT!
 
:CAN'T STAND IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:DISBAND IT!
 
:DISBAND IT!
  
:'''Campers''':
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:'''Campers:'''
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
 
:KAMP KRUSTY!!
  
 
:(''guitar solo until song fades'')
 
:(''guitar solo until song fades'')
  
[[Category:Songs]]
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The song was written by [[Al Jean]], [[Mike Reiss]], [[Jay Kogen]], [[Wallace Wolodarsky]] and [[Alf Clausen]]. The song has two versions in albums: the ninth track on ''[[The Yellow Album]]'' and the thirty-third track on the album ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Kamp Krusty}}
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*{{ep|Kamp Krustier}}
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*{{alb|The Yellow Album}}
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*{{alb|Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}}
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{{The Yellow Album}}
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{{Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons}}
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[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Krusty]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Krusty]]
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[[Category:Songs by Martin]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
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[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
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[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Russi Taylor]]

Latest revision as of 08:57, April 13, 2024

General
"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty"
Kamp Krusty Theme Song.png
Song Information
Singers: Yeardley Smith
Dan Castellaneta
Russi Taylor
Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Krusty the Clown
Martin Prince
Lisa Simpson
Bart Simpson
Otto Mann
Campers
Length: 5:00
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky
Album: The Yellow Album
Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "Kamp Krusty"

"Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty", also known as the "Kamp Krusty" Theme Song, is the theme song of Kamp Krusty, sung by Krusty the Clown, Martin Prince, Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson, Otto Mann and campers.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode and Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons version[edit]

Counselor:
All right, you balls of pan drippings! I wanna see Crisco coming outta those pores! We're not leaving until this Christmas HAM gives me a pull-up!
Campers:
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
Kearney:
LOUDER! FASTER!
Campers:
From your gleaming mess hall
To your hallowed baseball field
To your spic 'n' spam infirmary
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
A registered trademark of the Krusty Korporation. All rights reserved.

The Yellow Album version[edit]

Krusty:
Hi, everybody! I'm Krusty the Clown! (goofy laugh) And I'd like to welcome the parents and/or the closest living relative to Kamp Krusty on Parents and/or the Closest Living Relative Day! We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp Krusty Song and then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers (ones who can sing) will sing it in their own special way. Take it away, maestro! (goofy laugh)
Krusty and Campers
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall
To your hallowed baseball field
And your spic 'n' spam infirmary
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
Bart:
Let's rock this puppy! Come on, Otto Mann!
(the song switches to a Jimi Hendrix style rock song)
Otto:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
I'm the transportation dude.
I got the gig when they saw my sign,
It said, "I will work for food!"
So, hail! Yeah, hail! Alright, hail!
Take it away, Lisa.
(the song switches to a jazz version)
Lisa:
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
With your frequent moose attacks.
There are skunks in half the bunks
But at least I've got my sax.
And I'd like to play.
(plays saxophone)
Okay, Martin, dazzle 'em.
(the song becomes a Baroque-esque song with a harpsichord playing)
Martin Prince:
A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
I came here to lose weight!
O fate most cruel, they fed me gruel
And stuff that looks like bait.
(gasps)
And a pox on thee, Clown Krusty!
Your behavior gives us pause.
Your heart is hard, you have no regard
For the state's child labor laws!
A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
We are yearning to be free!
We will ne'er return to Krusty!
Bart:
Aw, put a lid on it, Martin, let's rock this camp!
(the song becomes a rock song)
I HATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
CAN'T STAND IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
LET'S BURN IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
LET'S FRY IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
DON'T TRY IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
ELECTROCUTE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
LET'S DO IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
ANNIHILATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
REGURGITATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
REFUTE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
THEN BOOT IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
I HATE IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
CAN'T STAND IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:
DISBAND IT!
Campers:
KAMP KRUSTY!!
(guitar solo until song fades)

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song was written by Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Jay Kogen, Wallace Wolodarsky and Alf Clausen. The song has two versions in albums: the ninth track on The Yellow Album and the thirty-third track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances[edit]