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:''[Looking for a snack, [[Homer]] finds several containers of {{W|Neapolitan ice cream}} in the freezer.]''
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[in anticipation]'' Mmmm... chocolate!
  
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:''[Looking for a snack, [[Homer]] finds several containers of [[wikipedia:Neapolitan ice cream|Neapolitan ice cream]] in the freezer.]''
 
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:'''Homer''': ''[in anticipation]'' "Mmmm ... chocolate!"
 
 
:''[Homer opens the container and the chocolate ice cream is all gone. The strawberry and vanilla, however, are completely untouched.]''
 
:''[Homer opens the container and the chocolate ice cream is all gone. The strawberry and vanilla, however, are completely untouched.]''
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:'''Homer''': "D'oh! ''[tries another container]'' Mmmm...chocolate! ''[same results]'' D'oh!"
 
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:''[Homer checkes the rest of the containers and they're all the same: Chocolate all gone and strawberry and vanilla untouched.]''
 
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:'''Homer''': ''[hollering]'' "Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!"
 
  
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oh! ''[tries another container]'' Mmmm... chocolate! ''[same results]'' D'oh!
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:''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is [[Homer]].]''
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!"
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:''[Homer checks the rest of the containers and they're all the same: Chocolate all gone and strawberry and vanilla untouched.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[hollering]'' Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!
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:''[Bart plays his first prank with the [[Superstar Celebrity Microphone]]. The victim is Homer.]''
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[on radio]'' People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!
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:''[Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun.]''
 
:''[Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun.]''
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:''[Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are Rod and Todd Flanders.]''
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[on radio]'' Rod! Todd! This is God!
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{{qf|[[Rod]]}} How did you get on the radio?
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{{qf|Bart}} Whaddya mean, 'How did I get on the radio?' I created the universe! Stupid kid.
  
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:''[Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are [[Rod]] and [[Todd]] Flanders.]''
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[on radio]'' "Rod! Todd! This is God!"
 
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:'''Rod''': "How did you get on the radio?"
 
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:'''Bart''': "Whaddya mean, 'How did I get on the radio?' I created the universe! Stupid kid."
 
 
:''[Rod and Todd quickly fall to their kness and clasp their hands.]''
 
:''[Rod and Todd quickly fall to their kness and clasp their hands.]''
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:'''Todd''': "Forgive my brother, we believe you!"
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:'''Bart''': "Talk is cheap. Here is a test of your faith. Walk through the wall; I will remove it for you!"
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{{qf|[[Todd]]}} Forgive my brother, we believe you!
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{{qf|Bart}} Talk is cheap. Here is a test of your faith. Walk through the wall; I will remove it for you!
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:''[Rod makes the attempt and walks into the wall.]''
 
:''[Rod makes the attempt and walks into the wall.]''
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:'''Bart''': "Later." ''[laughs]''
 
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:'''Todd''': "What do you want from us?"
 
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:'''Bart''': "I got a job for you. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch."
 
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:'''Rod''': "But those cookies belong to our parents!"
 
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:'''Bart''': ''[grumbles]'' "Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?"
 
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:'''Todd''': ''[quickly]'' "Happy God!"
 
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:'''Bart''': "Then quit flapping your lip and make with the cookies!"
 
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:'''Rod and Todd''': "Yes, sir!"
 
  
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{{qf|Bart}} Later. ''[laughs]''
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:''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, [[Groundskeeper Willie]] leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]''
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{{qf|Todd}} What do you want from us?
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:'''Willie''': ''[cutting several cars off]'' "Outta my way! Look out, ya horse’s ass!"
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{{qf|Bart}} I got a job for you. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch.
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{{qf|Rod}} But those cookies belong to our parents!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[grumbles]'' Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?
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{{qf|Todd}} ''[quickly]'' Happy God!
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{{qf|Bart}} Then quit flapping your lip and make with the cookies!
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{{qf|Rod and Todd}} Yes, sir!
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:''[After hearing [[Timmy O'Toole]]'s voice in the well, Groundskeeper Willie leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]''
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{{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[cutting several cars off]'' Outta my way! Look out, ya horse's ass!
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:''[In an interview with Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]''
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{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} I called my good friend Sting. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then '''he''' said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!
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:''[After falling into the well, Bart confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers Lou and Eddie.]''
  
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{{qf|Bart}} Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy O'Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody.
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:''[In an interview with [[Kent Brockman]], [[Krusty the Clown]] tells the story of the making of "[[We're Sending Our Love Down the Well]]."]''
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Well you sure fooled us, kid.
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:'''Krusty''': "I called my good friend [[Sting (character)|Sting]]. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then '''he''' said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!"
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{{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let's go home and go to sleep.
  
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:''[After falling into the well, [[Bart]] confesses his prank to [[Springfield Police]] officers [[Lou]] and [[Eddie]].]''
 
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:'''Bart''': "Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy 'O Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody."
 
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:'''Lou''': "Well you sure fooled us, kid."
 
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:'''Eddie''': "Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let’s go home and go to sleep."
 
 
:''[They laugh and walk away, leaving Bart in the well.]''
 
:''[They laugh and walk away, leaving Bart in the well.]''
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:''[On [[Channel 6 News]], Kent Brockman interviews Homer and Marge about Bart's being stuck in the well.]''
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{{qf|[[Kent]]}} The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
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{{qf|Homer}} It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[indignantly]'' Homer!!!
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{{qf|Homer}} Uh ... Could you edit that last part out?
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{{qf|Kent}} Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast!
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
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:''[Led by Homer, a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]''
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} The canary!
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{{qf|Willie}} Gas!! Out of the hole!
  
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:''[Everyone runs out of the well in panic. Dr. Hibbert performs a quick autopsy on the dead canary.]''
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:''[On [[Channel 6 News]], [[Kent Brockman]] interviews [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] about [[Bart]]'s being stuck in the well.]''
 
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:'''Kent''': "The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents."
 
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:'''Homer''': "It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!"
 
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:'''Marge''': ''[indignantly]'' "Homer!!!"
 
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:'''Homer''': "Uh ... Could you edit that last part out?"
 
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:'''Kent''': "Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast!"
 
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:'''Homer''': "D'oh!"
 
  
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes.
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:''[Led by [[Homer]], a group of townspeople work to dig [[Bart]] out of the well after the city of [[Springfield]] refuses to help.]''
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{{qf|Willie}} Back in the hole!
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:'''[[Barney]]''': "Hey! A dead bird!"
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:'''[[Moe]]''': "Out of the well!"
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:''[Also joining in the effort to rescue Bart is Sting.]''
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:''[Everyone runs out of the well in panic. [[Dr. Hibbert]] performs a quick autopsy on the dead bird.]''
 
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:'''Dr. Hibbert''': "Gentlemen, this bird died of natural causes."
 
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:'''Moe''': "Back in the well!"
 
  
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{{qf|Marge}} Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
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:''[Also joining in the effort to rescue [[Bart]] is [[Sting (character)|Sting]].]''
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{{qf|{{Ch|Sting}}}} Not while one of my fans needs me.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest."
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{{qf|Marge}} Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums.
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:'''Sting''': "Not while one of my fans needs me."
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[shushing Marge]'' Sssshhhh!! Marge, he's a good digger!
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:'''Marge''': "Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums."
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:'''Homer''': ''[shushing Marge]'' "Sssshhhh!! Marge, he's a good digger!"
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
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{{qf|Homer}} Here you go.
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[counts the money]'' Dad, this is $110!
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, sorry. ''[gives her his wallet]''
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{{qf|Falcon Man}} Grasping the child firmly in his talons, {{ap|Socrates|falcon}} here will fly him to safety! Just watch. ''[The falcon is released and flies away.]'' I don't think he's coming back.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm afraid we've got a budget problem, Marge. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he had done it at the beginning of the fiscal year, no problemo.
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{{qf|Homer}} That little Timmy is a real hero.
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{{qf|Lisa}} What makes him a hero, Dad?
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, he fell down the well and ... can't get out.
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{{qf|Lisa}} How does that make him a hero?
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{{qf|Homer}} Well, it's more than you did!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[at the barber shop, getting a shave]'' Digital audio tape, my butt! When I was a kid, we had compact disks, and I don't recall no one complaining.
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{{qf|Barber}} Damn right.
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{{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, son. Just 'cuz you're trapped in a hole doesn't mean you can't live a rich and full life.
  
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{{Season 3|Q}}
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Latest revision as of 10:06, February 3, 2024


Season 3 Episode Quotes
← 047 "I Married Marge"
048
"Radio Bart"
"Lisa the Greek" 049 →


[Looking for a snack, Homer finds several containers of Neapolitan ice cream in the freezer.]
Homer: [in anticipation] Mmmm... chocolate!
[Homer opens the container and the chocolate ice cream is all gone. The strawberry and vanilla, however, are completely untouched.]
Homer: D'oh! [tries another container] Mmmm... chocolate! [same results] D'oh!
[Homer checks the rest of the containers and they're all the same: Chocolate all gone and strawberry and vanilla untouched.]
Homer: [hollering] Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream!
[Bart plays his first prank with the Superstar Celebrity Microphone. The victim is Homer.]
Bart: [on radio] People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. We have captured your President. He was delicious!
[Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun.]
[Bart and his microphone strike again. This time the victims are Rod and Todd Flanders.]
Bart: [on radio] Rod! Todd! This is God!
Rod: How did you get on the radio?
Bart: Whaddya mean, 'How did I get on the radio?' I created the universe! Stupid kid.
[Rod and Todd quickly fall to their kness and clasp their hands.]
Todd: Forgive my brother, we believe you!
Bart: Talk is cheap. Here is a test of your faith. Walk through the wall; I will remove it for you!
[Rod makes the attempt and walks into the wall.]
Bart: Later. [laughs]
Todd: What do you want from us?
Bart: I got a job for you. Bring forth all the cookies from your kitchen and leave them on the Simpsons' porch.
Rod: But those cookies belong to our parents!
Bart: [grumbles] Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?
Todd: [quickly] Happy God!
Bart: Then quit flapping your lip and make with the cookies!
Rod and Todd: Yes, sir!
[After hearing Timmy O'Toole's voice in the well, Groundskeeper Willie leaps onto his tractor and drives to town for help.]
Willie: [cutting several cars off] Outta my way! Look out, ya horse's ass!
[In an interview with Kent Brockman, Krusty the Clown tells the story of the making of "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well."]
Krusty: I called my good friend Sting. He said, 'Krusty, when do you need me?' I said, 'Thursday.' He said, 'I'm busy Thursday.' I said, 'What about Friday?' He said, 'Friday's worse than Thursday.' Then he said, 'How about Saturday?' I said, 'Fine.' True story!
[After falling into the well, Bart confesses his prank to Springfield Police officers Lou and Eddie.]
Bart: Look, I'll level with you. There is no Timmy O'Toole. It was just a prank I was playing on everybody.
Lou: Well you sure fooled us, kid.
Eddie: Hey, I've got an idea for a prank. Let's go home and go to sleep.
[They laugh and walk away, leaving Bart in the well.]
[On Channel 6 News, Kent Brockman interviews Homer and Marge about Bart's being stuck in the well.]
Kent: The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
Homer: It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!
Marge: [indignantly] Homer!!!
Homer: Uh ... Could you edit that last part out?
Kent: Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast!
Homer: D'oh!
[Led by Homer, a group of townspeople work to dig Bart out of the well after the city of Springfield refuses to help.]
Apu: The canary!
Willie: Gas!! Out of the hole!
[Everyone runs out of the well in panic. Dr. Hibbert performs a quick autopsy on the dead canary.]
Dr. Hibbert: Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes.
Willie: Back in the hole!
[Also joining in the effort to rescue Bart is Sting.]
Marge: Sting, you look tired. Maybe you should take a rest.
Sting: Not while one of my fans needs me.
Marge: Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play one of your albums.
Homer: [shushing Marge] Sssshhhh!! Marge, he's a good digger!
Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: Here you go.
Lisa: [counts the money] Dad, this is $110!
Homer: Oh, sorry. [gives her his wallet]
Falcon Man: Grasping the child firmly in his talons, Socrates here will fly him to safety! Just watch. [The falcon is released and flies away.] I don't think he's coming back.
Chief Wiggum: I'm afraid we've got a budget problem, Marge. Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he had done it at the beginning of the fiscal year, no problemo.
Homer: That little Timmy is a real hero.
Lisa: What makes him a hero, Dad?
Homer: Well, he fell down the well and ... can't get out.
Lisa: How does that make him a hero?
Homer: Well, it's more than you did!
Bart: [at the barber shop, getting a shave] Digital audio tape, my butt! When I was a kid, we had compact disks, and I don't recall no one complaining.
Barber: Damn right.
Homer: Don't worry, son. Just 'cuz you're trapped in a hole doesn't mean you can't live a rich and full life.
Season 3 Quotes
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