Difference between revisions of "You Only Move Twice/Quotes"
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| + | == Quotes == | ||
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| + | :(''After the family has watched the video on Cyprus Creek'') | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': It does seem nicer than Springfield. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': "Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before..." | ||
| + | :(''Bart shoves her aside.'') | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Me neither. | ||
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:'''[[Hank Scorpio|Scorpio]]''': Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this... | :'''[[Hank Scorpio|Scorpio]]''': Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this... | ||
:'''UN member #1''': Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge! | :'''UN member #1''': Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge! | ||
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:'''Scorpio''': By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, Italy or France? | :'''Scorpio''': By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, Italy or France? | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': France. | :'''[[Homer]]''': France. | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. | :'''[[Marge]]''': Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. | ||
:'''Scorpio''': We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace. | :'''Scorpio''': We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace. | ||
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:'''Scorpio''': Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience. | :'''Scorpio''': Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience. | ||
:'''Homer''': Don't worry, that won't take long. | :'''Homer''': Don't worry, that won't take long. | ||
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== "Scorpio" Song Lyrics == | == "Scorpio" Song Lyrics == | ||
| − | ''Scorpio!'' | + | :''Scorpio!'' |
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| + | :''He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!'' | ||
| − | '' | + | :''Beware of Scorpio!'' |
| − | '' | + | :''His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world'' |
| − | '' | + | :''And his employees' health!'' |
| − | '' | + | :''He'll welcome you into his lair'' |
| − | '' | + | :''Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!'' |
| − | '' | + | :''With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!'' |
| − | '' | + | :''But beware of his generous pensions'' |
| − | '' | + | :''Plus three weeks paid vacation each year''! |
| − | '' | + | :''And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!'' |
| − | '' | + | :''He loves German beer!'' |
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 22:33, September 18, 2010
Quotes
- (After the family has watched the video on Cyprus Creek)
- Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield.
- Lisa: "Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before..."
- (Bart shoves her aside.)
- Bart: Me neither.
- Scorpio: Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this...
- UN member #1: Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
- UN member #2: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
- UN member #1: We can't take that chance.
- UN member #2: You always say that. I want to take a chance!
- Scorpio: By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
- Homer: France.
- Scorpio: Heh-heh. Nobody ever says Italy.
- Scorpio: Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word 'boss'.
- Mr. Doyle: So, you never learned cursive?
- Bart: Um, well, I know hell, damn, bit--
- Mr. Doyle: Cursive handwriting. Script.
- James Bont: So, do you expect me to talk?
- Scorpio: I expect nothing from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!
- Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
- Scorpio: We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
- Scorpio: Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience.
- Homer: Don't worry, that won't take long.
"Scorpio" Song Lyrics
- Scorpio!
- He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
- Beware of Scorpio!
- His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
- And his employees' health!
- He'll welcome you into his lair
- Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
- With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
- But beware of his generous pensions
- Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
- And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
- He loves German beer!
