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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} That sure took a long time to super glue groundskeeper Willie's bed and table to the ceiling while he was passed out on the floor. What was the point? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I just plant the seeds, Milhouse. The fun is seeing what grows. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Seymour! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I'm busy, mother! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agnes Skinner}} What are you doing in here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Narrating, mother. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agnes Skinner}} That better not mean what I think it does! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} [SIGH] I hate this school. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} You think you hate this school? I got a wet willie for not knowing the robot dog's name of Battlestar Galactica. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} I didn't know what year "Space 1999" took place in, and they gave me a "native American" burn. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} I can't take it. What defense do we have against their brains? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Perhaps we should write and perform a satirical one act play pointing out their foibles. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} You know, that just might work. I'll get started on the costumes and... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You know, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney. You're all really big. Why don't you just beat them up? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} ? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} ? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} ? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can I have more syrup for my waffles? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Syrups for sissies! I won't have it in my house! Unsweetened molasses! That's goo enough! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mona Simpson]]}} Now, Abe... you know, if Homer doesn't get at least two cups of suggar in the morning, he falls right back to... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Zzzz! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mona Simpson}} Abe! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} I know! I know! I'll get the bacon. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} My grandfather gave me this on his deathbed. It's a map, written a hundred years ago by a pirate king. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's a napkin from this ice cream ship. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} So? You think pirates didn't like ice cream? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry. | |
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Latest revision as of 13:14, March 7, 2022
- Milhouse Van Houten: That sure took a long time to super glue groundskeeper Willie's bed and table to the ceiling while he was passed out on the floor. What was the point?
- Bart: I just plant the seeds, Milhouse. The fun is seeing what grows.
- Agnes Skinner: Seymour!
- Principal Skinner: I'm busy, mother!
- Agnes Skinner: What are you doing in here?
- Principal Skinner: Narrating, mother.
- Agnes Skinner: That better not mean what I think it does!
- Jimbo Jones: [SIGH] I hate this school.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: You think you hate this school? I got a wet willie for not knowing the robot dog's name of Battlestar Galactica.
- Dolph Shapiro: I didn't know what year "Space 1999" took place in, and they gave me a "native American" burn.
- Jimbo: I can't take it. What defense do we have against their brains?
- Kearney: Perhaps we should write and perform a satirical one act play pointing out their foibles.
- Dolph: You know, that just might work. I'll get started on the costumes and...
- Bart: You know, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney. You're all really big. Why don't you just beat them up?
- Jimbo: ?
- Kearney: ?
- Dolph: ?
- Homer: Can I have more syrup for my waffles?
- Grampa: Syrups for sissies! I won't have it in my house! Unsweetened molasses! That's goo enough!
- Mona Simpson: Now, Abe... you know, if Homer doesn't get at least two cups of suggar in the morning, he falls right back to...
- Homer: Zzzz!
- Mona Simpson: Abe!
- Grampa: I know! I know! I'll get the bacon.
- Principal Skinner: My grandfather gave me this on his deathbed. It's a map, written a hundred years ago by a pirate king.
- Homer: It's a napkin from this ice cream ship.
- Principal Skinner: So? You think pirates didn't like ice cream?
- Homer: Sorry.
