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{{qf|Homer}} Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio. | {{qf|Homer}} Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Uh... ''[throws it in a garbage can]'' | {{qf|Homer}} Uh... ''[throws it in a garbage can]'' | ||
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- Captain McCallister: [to Apu] Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... for about ten minutes!
- Bart: And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing.
- Homer: Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!
- Skywriter: I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
- Homer: I am so sick of that damn code!
- Homer: Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio.
- Elton John: Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy. [produces one from nowhere]
- Homer: Uh... [throws it in a garbage can]
- Ned: Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?
- Homer: I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk.
- Homer: This Valentine's crap has gone too far!
- Male Crowd: Yeah.
- Skinner: Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers.
- Sideshow Mel: My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!
- Moe: The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet.
- Lenny: Aw, Moe. That's too far.
