Difference between revisions of "If You Could See What I Smell/Quotes"

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Lisa: There are little skulls and crossbones floating up like smoke! I've never seen anything like it!

Professor Frink: It appears someone replaced your rocket engine with a firecracker! And while I don't see anything strange, I do smell something acrid. Good glavin! You've got synesthesia! It's a rare condition that causes your brain to process one type of sense stimulus, such as smell, via another sensory system altogether, such as sight. In layman's terms, your wires are crossed. You see what you smell!

Lisa: Really?

Lisa: Now where were you before the launch?

Martin Prince: I-I spent most of the morning in my locker after Jimbo locked me inside. It was either that or a seven deadly swirls super swirlie! I stand by my choice.

Lisa: How convenient! Alone all morning with no one to back up your story!

Martin: But I was alone! My beloved books were my only companions!

Lisa: Aaaah! Call of your flying books! I believe you!

Martin: My books?! You must be having an episode of synesthesia! And I thought my allergies where a hardship!

Bart: If you're trying to figure out who messed with your rocket, you should check in coach Krupt's office. The kickball team had practice on the playground before the launch, and coach Krupt always films them so he can see who he needs to yell at the most.

Lisa: Really?

Bart: There might be footage on the video camera of your rocket being sabotaged!

Lisa: Great! I'll go look in his office! Thanks, Bart!

Bart: Just remember... I'm only helping you because no one blows up my sister's rocket without letting me watch!

Lisa: ...and in conclusion, only the person who sabotaged my rocket would want to steal the evidence of their crime. Unfortunately, I didn't see the culprit, but brave little Ralph Wiggum here did! Tell 'em, Ralph!

Ralph Wiggum: That's right, I saw her! And now I see her two times! Yay! Good magic trick, Lisa!

Lisa: You mean you don't know which one you saw?!

Principal Skinner: Sorry, Lisa, but according to twin law, I can't punish both of them for something only one of them did.

Lisa: D'oh!

Lisa: Then Principal Skinner said the junior scientist society could stay, and all the other members said I deserved to come to dinner for saving the club!

Rocky Galileo: Wow! Sounds like that synesthesia of yours is pretty powerful stuff! I'm glad I took a shower before dinner!

Professor Frink: Not to worry, Lisa. According to my calculations, your condition should wear off any day now.

Lisa: That's okay... ...I don't mind if it sticks around for a little while longer! [SIGH!]