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{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Kent, my wife is here today. If i'm willing to trust my wife to that... er... ah... horrible, man-eating creature, when everyone should follow my example and we should put all our wives on this beach. It's perfectly safe! Now go for a dip, [[Martha Quimby|Martha]]!.
 
{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Kent, my wife is here today. If i'm willing to trust my wife to that... er... ah... horrible, man-eating creature, when everyone should follow my example and we should put all our wives on this beach. It's perfectly safe! Now go for a dip, [[Martha Quimby|Martha]]!.
 
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Mr. Babysitter, my pants have to use the bathrooom.
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Mr. Babysitter, my pants have to use the bathrooom.
 
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{{qf|[[The Be-Sharps]]}} ''[singing]'' Buh dum buh dum.
 
{{qf|[[The Be-Sharps]]}} ''[singing]'' Buh dum buh dum.
 
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Uh-Oh! That creepy theme music.
 
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Uh-Oh! That creepy theme music.
{{qf|The Be-Sharps}} ''[singing]'' Buddum buddum.
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{{qf|The Be-Sharps}} ''[singing]'' Buddum buddum.
 
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Who in the holly hell is singing! You guys?! Say, can i rejoin now, that Skinner's croaked?
 
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Who in the holly hell is singing! You guys?! Say, can i rejoin now, that Skinner's croaked?
 
{{qf|The Be-Sharps}} We'll call you!
 
{{qf|The Be-Sharps}} We'll call you!
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[[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 10:19, May 15, 2021



Mayor Quimby: Then we are... er, ah... agreed! The town of Springfield shall offer a reward of 200 dollars in gift certificates to the man that bags that fish!
Sea Captain: Yar! I'll get yer "fish". But i want thirty thousand dollars, a salt wife, a regular wife and a replacement Game Boy for the one the sea claimed!
Mayor Quimby: All in favor of giving in to the sea captain's crazy demands?
People of Springfield: Nay!

Kent Brockman: I'm Kent Brockman, live, from where you can turn up dead... Springfield's beaches. I'm joined by Mayor Quimby. Mayor don't you feel that it's unsafe to be a the back today?
Mayor Quimby: Kent, my wife is here today. If i'm willing to trust my wife to that... er... ah... horrible, man-eating creature, when everyone should follow my example and we should put all our wives on this beach. It's perfectly safe! Now go for a dip, Martha!.

Ralph: Mr. Babysitter, my pants have to use the bathrooom.

The Be-Sharps: [singing] Buh dum buh dum.
Chief Wiggum: Uh-Oh! That creepy theme music.
The Be-Sharps: [singing] Buddum buddum.
Chief Wiggum: Who in the holly hell is singing! You guys?! Say, can i rejoin now, that Skinner's croaked?
The Be-Sharps: We'll call you!