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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} So, Snake... are you gonna talk, or do I have to start with the strong stuff?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} No, dude! No! I saaaid, "decaf only." If I drink to much regular coffee at this hour, I'll be awake all night! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Then you need to give up your accomplice now! Don't make me play good cop, sad cop! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} Isn't it good cop, bad cop! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, right! Yeah, thay makes way more sense. Plus my cyring was never that convincing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Chief! We have to talk you about Snake. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Yeah, and that monkey we arrested...? He hired the same lawyer as the first one. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} For you information, I was questioning Snake as part of an ongoing investigation. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} We know that's not true, chief. he's already in prison! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Eddie}} Snake's not your friend. he's just using you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} Snake once robbed an orphanage! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Eddie}} And he stole a seeing-eye dog from a blind nun! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} You guys are wrong! People change! Snake's my friend! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Johnny D]]}} Hey, Snake, some of us are breaking out of here to go get frozen yogurt. You want to come? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} Break out? Are you kidding? I've got Springfield's top cop doing my bidding! I'll just have him bring the froyo in. He's already bought me a new TV, a massage chari, and a xylophone! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Eddie}} Chief... uh... you think it's wise to throw this ball? Everyon'es here. Who's watching Springfield? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Quiet, Lou. We need something to distract he people from our incompetence and corruption and rampant monkey lawsuits! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, Snake, thanks for saving my life. Even if you did use me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Snake}} Yeah, sorry, dude. And thanks for putting a good word in with the judge and springing me from the joint. | |
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Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Chief Wiggum: So, Snake... are you gonna talk, or do I have to start with the strong stuff?!
- Snake Jailbird: No, dude! No! I saaaid, "decaf only." If I drink to much regular coffee at this hour, I'll be awake all night!
- Chief Wiggum: Then you need to give up your accomplice now! Don't make me play good cop, sad cop!
- Snake: Isn't it good cop, bad cop!
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, right! Yeah, thay makes way more sense. Plus my cyring was never that convincing.
- Lou: Chief! We have to talk you about Snake.
- Eddie: Yeah, and that monkey we arrested...? He hired the same lawyer as the first one.
- Chief Wiggum: For you information, I was questioning Snake as part of an ongoing investigation.
- Lou: We know that's not true, chief. he's already in prison!
- Eddie: Snake's not your friend. he's just using you.
- Lou: Snake once robbed an orphanage!
- Eddie: And he stole a seeing-eye dog from a blind nun!
- Chief Wiggum: You guys are wrong! People change! Snake's my friend!
- Johnny D: Hey, Snake, some of us are breaking out of here to go get frozen yogurt. You want to come?
- Snake: Break out? Are you kidding? I've got Springfield's top cop doing my bidding! I'll just have him bring the froyo in. He's already bought me a new TV, a massage chari, and a xylophone!
- Eddie: Chief... uh... you think it's wise to throw this ball? Everyon'es here. Who's watching Springfield?
- Chief Wiggum: Quiet, Lou. We need something to distract he people from our incompetence and corruption and rampant monkey lawsuits!
- Chief Wiggum: Well, Snake, thanks for saving my life. Even if you did use me.
- Snake: Yeah, sorry, dude. And thanks for putting a good word in with the judge and springing me from the joint.
