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| − | + | {{qf|[[Troy McClure]]}} Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such daiting programs "Leper Island Love Nest" and "Lust Aquarium". Now it's time for everyone's favorite dating show... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Audience}} "Love Accurately!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Troy McClure}} Tell us, Moe. What's your perfect date? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Aw, geez. Well, Troy. My perfect date would have a good shape, smooth skin, and.. um.. be able to make me cry again. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Troy McClure}} Great! Now let's feed your answeres into... ...Brenda the Love Bot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Brenda the Love Bot]]}} Computing! Computing! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} ''[Ping!]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Troy McClure}} Thanks to Brenda's 80% accurate computerization, we can reval your perfect dating match is... ...this jar of pickled eggs! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Whould ya look at me. I'm cryin' with happiness! | |
| + | {{qf|Troy McClure}} Another happy couple thanks to "Love Accurately!" | ||
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| + | [[Category:Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:18, May 15, 2021
- Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such daiting programs "Leper Island Love Nest" and "Lust Aquarium". Now it's time for everyone's favorite dating show...
- Audience: "Love Accurately!"
- Troy McClure: Tell us, Moe. What's your perfect date?
- Moe: Aw, geez. Well, Troy. My perfect date would have a good shape, smooth skin, and.. um.. be able to make me cry again.
- Troy McClure: Great! Now let's feed your answeres into... ...Brenda the Love Bot!
- Brenda the Love Bot: Computing! Computing!
- Sound: [Ping!]
- Troy McClure: Thanks to Brenda's 80% accurate computerization, we can reval your perfect dating match is... ...this jar of pickled eggs!
- Moe: Whould ya look at me. I'm cryin' with happiness!
- Troy McClure: Another happy couple thanks to "Love Accurately!"
