Difference between revisions of "Son of Homer's Odyssey/Quotes"

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Bart: You pulled me out of school for this? Why do I have to be here?

Homer: Your mom thinks we don't spend enough time together. Now let's get the squirrels out of this secret R&D facility. Mmm... R&D!

Bart: Hugh? What do you think "R&D" stands for?

Homer: Ribs and donuts, what else?

Professor Frink: Oh, Bart, I created those mutant creatures for Mr. Burns, but I never thought they'd be used for evil.

Bart: You never thought Mr. Burns would use monsters for evil?

Professor Frink: Well "evil," yes. But not super-duper mega-evil!

Homer: Whew! I'm popped! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office taking a nap!

Comic Book Guy: I don't get it! Why was Homer put in charge of all of us?

Principal Skinner: He had the most experience. He say's he's been working here for twenty-seven years.

Comic Book Guy: Well, that hardly makes sense!

Bart: Hans Moleman?

Hans Moleman: Hello.

Bart: You're the leader of--

Hans Moleman: The Mole Men, yes. I discovered them living under the nuclear plant. The radiation caused them to mutate from actual moles, and they need a leader.

Bart: So they picked you?

Hans Moleman: Not at first. I been running for leader in 1996, but only got elected this year after the current leader was involved in a grub embezzling scandal.

Bart: Well, I need to get to the Monorail.

Hans Moleman: Oh, that's impossible. That's where I live. I won't let anyone near it!

Mr. Burns: What?! You dare to rebel?

Lenny Leonard: Yeah! Being slaves is one thing, but putting Homer in charge was just too much! He ate all our food for lunch!

Homer: That's only half true! I'm saving some of your lunches for dinner!