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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Blow out your candles, sweetie! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Candles shmandles! Cut to the chase and bring on the presents! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Antoher year, another bunch of crummy gifts! [SIGH] Wonder what's on the Boob Tube? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} ...remember! Real life is not a movie! When you are behind da wheel, don't drive like McBain drive safely! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sell out! I hate public service annoncments! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Here I am, Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ciao, Milcasa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Who are you gonna cath in the crosshairs of your relentless lens now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The biggest beast in the celebrity jungle! Take a gander yonder! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Krusty! You're late for the grand opening! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Aw, geez! What is it with me and peach schnapps?! No time for pants! Get my robe! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} But Krusty! You have an agreement to endorse Paynet's boxer shorts! And ou're wearing tigthy-whities! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Who carses?! No one will know! Where' is my limo?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw haw! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey, Bart! We saw your photo in the newspaper! You're a celebrity now! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Not for long! I quit! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:41, May 15, 2021
- Marge: Blow out your candles, sweetie!
- Bart: Candles shmandles! Cut to the chase and bring on the presents!
- Bart: Antoher year, another bunch of crummy gifts! [SIGH] Wonder what's on the Boob Tube?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: ...remember! Real life is not a movie! When you are behind da wheel, don't drive like McBain drive safely!
- Bart: Sell out! I hate public service annoncments!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Here I am, Bart!
- Bart: Ciao, Milcasa!
- Milhouse: Who are you gonna cath in the crosshairs of your relentless lens now?
- Bart: The biggest beast in the celebrity jungle! Take a gander yonder!
- Sideshow Mel: Krusty! You're late for the grand opening!
- Krusty the Clown: Aw, geez! What is it with me and peach schnapps?! No time for pants! Get my robe!
- Sideshow Mel: But Krusty! You have an agreement to endorse Paynet's boxer shorts! And ou're wearing tigthy-whities!
- Krusty: Who carses?! No one will know! Where' is my limo?!
- Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
- Milhouse: Hey, Bart! We saw your photo in the newspaper! You're a celebrity now!
- Bart: Not for long! I quit!
