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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Stay back, Bart! This is my science fair project, and I don't want you touching it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Lis. Milhouse and I just want to help. Hey! Let's go for a ride. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Absolutely not! I'm just testing the flame apparatus and the balloon fabric to make sure it will fly a the science fair. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Fly? I'll help you make it fly all right. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Me, too! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Wait, wait. You don't understand. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's amazing, we can see all of Springfield from here. This balloon rules. You deserve an A+, Lisa. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, Bart. You're a moron. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, I just said something nice, and you call me a moron! What for? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Because not only can we see all of Springfield Squidport, which means... we're heading out over the water! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Can you climb up the rope? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Uh, I don't think so. I'm too scared, too weak, and my palms are too sweaty. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh no. Hold on, Milhouse! He's not going to last much longer down there. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You're right. I got us all into this mess, so It's up to me to get us out of it. I'm gonna go get him. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, this may be the bravest think I've ever seen anybody do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah, I'm a hero. Please don't accidentally push me to my death. If I don't make it, tell mom I love here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} And dad? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Tell him I said he eats too much. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Lis. I don't think I can hold on much longer. You need to get us back on the ground, quick! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} The quickest solution I can think of is to crash! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh... keep reading! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Sorry about ruining your science fair project, Lisa. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, sorry. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ruined? Our flight in my homemade balloon is going to be all over the news! I'll get an A+ for use. Maybe even a scholarship! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Scholarship? I think all that thin air affected Lisa's brain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Hmmm. Maybe it was the thin air that made her slap me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah, Milhouse, that was probably it. | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Lisa: Stay back, Bart! This is my science fair project, and I don't want you touching it.
- Bart: C'mon, Lis. Milhouse and I just want to help. Hey! Let's go for a ride.
- Lisa: Absolutely not! I'm just testing the flame apparatus and the balloon fabric to make sure it will fly a the science fair.
- Bart: Fly? I'll help you make it fly all right.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Me, too!
- Lisa: Wait, wait. You don't understand.
- Bart: It's amazing, we can see all of Springfield from here. This balloon rules. You deserve an A+, Lisa.
- Lisa: Thanks, Bart. You're a moron.
- Bart: Hey, I just said something nice, and you call me a moron! What for?
- Lisa: Because not only can we see all of Springfield Squidport, which means... we're heading out over the water!
- Bart: Can you climb up the rope?
- Milhouse: Uh, I don't think so. I'm too scared, too weak, and my palms are too sweaty.
- Lisa: Oh no. Hold on, Milhouse! He's not going to last much longer down there.
- Bart: You're right. I got us all into this mess, so It's up to me to get us out of it. I'm gonna go get him.
- Lisa: Bart, this may be the bravest think I've ever seen anybody do.
- Bart: Yeah, yeah, I'm a hero. Please don't accidentally push me to my death. If I don't make it, tell mom I love here.
- Lisa: And dad?
- Bart: Tell him I said he eats too much.
- Bart: Hey, Lis. I don't think I can hold on much longer. You need to get us back on the ground, quick!
- Lisa: The quickest solution I can think of is to crash!
- Bart: Uh... keep reading!
- Milhouse: Sorry about ruining your science fair project, Lisa.
- Bart: Yeah, sorry.
- Lisa: Ruined? Our flight in my homemade balloon is going to be all over the news! I'll get an A+ for use. Maybe even a scholarship!
- Bart: Scholarship? I think all that thin air affected Lisa's brain.
- Milhouse: Hmmm. Maybe it was the thin air that made her slap me!
- Lisa: Yeah, Milhouse, that was probably it.
