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Difference between revisions of "From Lichtenslava with Love/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Can I have a decommisioned soviet sub?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Can I have a decommissioned soviet sub?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Can I?
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{{qf|Bart}} Can I?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No.
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{{qf|Homer}} No.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Can I?
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{{qf|Bart}} Can I?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No.
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{{qf|Homer}} No.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Can I?
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{{qf|Bart}} Can I?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No.
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{{qf|Homer}} No.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Uh-oh.
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh-oh.
:'''[[Homer]]''': What did you do? What. Did. You. Do?
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{{qf|Homer}} What did you do? What. Did. You. Do?
:'''[[Bart]]''': You know me. I didn't do it.
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{{qf|Bart}} You know me. I didn't do it.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Then how do you explain that?
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{{qf|Homer}} Then how do you explain that?
:'''[[Agna]]''': Hello meester Bart, my new American husband!
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{{qf|[[Agna]]}} Hello meester Bart, my new American husband!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aye, carumba!
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{{qf|Bart}} Aye, carumba!
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': My little Bart maked such a nice fiancé.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} My little Bart makes such a nice fiancé.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom! You can't seriously be thinking that this woman is going to marry Bart?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom! You can't seriously be thinking that this woman is going to marry Bart?
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Agna, you can't marry Bart. he's only ten-years-old!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Agna, you can't marry Bart. he's only ten-years-old!
:'''[[Agna]]''': But if I don't marry, I vill have to leave America. It has been my bdream to live in the land of the free, the homer of the Vhopper.
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{{qf|Agna}} But if I don't marry, I vill have to leave America. It has been my bdream to live in the land of the free, the Homer of the Vhopper.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'm really sorry, but Lisa's right. There's been a misunderstanding.
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{{qf|Bart}} I'm really sorry, but Lisa's right. There's been a misunderstanding.
:'''[[Agna]]''': No, I understand. To stay in America I must marry American citzien, Bart Simpson.
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{{qf|Agna}} No, I understand. To stay in America I must marry American citzien, Bart Simpson.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know he won't be a chool as me, but who's the lucky guy? Who are you going to marry?
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{{qf|Bart}} I know he won't be a chool as me, but who's the lucky guy? Who are you going to marry?
:'''[[Agna]]''': I'd reather marry the village goat! Forget America! I'm catching the next boat back to Lichtenslava!!!!!
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{{qf|Agna}} I'd reather marry the village goat! Forget America! I'm catching the next boat back to Lichtenslava!!!!!
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021



Bart: Can I have a decommissioned soviet sub?
Homer: No.
Bart: Can I?
Homer: No.
Bart: Can I?
Homer: No.
Bart: Can I?
Homer: No.

Bart: Uh-oh.
Homer: What did you do? What. Did. You. Do?
Bart: You know me. I didn't do it.
Homer: Then how do you explain that?
Agna: Hello meester Bart, my new American husband!
Bart: Aye, carumba!

Marge: My little Bart makes such a nice fiancé.
Lisa: Mom! You can't seriously be thinking that this woman is going to marry Bart?

Lisa: Agna, you can't marry Bart. he's only ten-years-old!
Agna: But if I don't marry, I vill have to leave America. It has been my bdream to live in the land of the free, the Homer of the Vhopper.
Bart: I'm really sorry, but Lisa's right. There's been a misunderstanding.
Agna: No, I understand. To stay in America I must marry American citzien, Bart Simpson.

Bart: I know he won't be a chool as me, but who's the lucky guy? Who are you going to marry?
Agna: I'd reather marry the village goat! Forget America! I'm catching the next boat back to Lichtenslava!!!!!