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:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, can I got to Capital City to visit Milhouse?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, can I got to Capital City to visit Milhouse?
:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm sorry, sweetie, But I just don't feel conforatble with you so far away from your famiyl!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm sorry, sweetie, But I just don't feel conforatble with you so far away from your famiyl!
 
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:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]''': Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?  
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{{qf|Bart & [[Lisa]]}} Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?  
:'''[[Homer]]''': No! No! No! Why do you keep asking that?!!!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No! No! No! Why do you keep asking that?!!!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': We were having a contest to see how many times we can ask, "Are we there yet?" in a minute!
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{{qf|Lisa}} We were having a contest to see how many times we can ask, "Are we there yet?" in a minute!
:'''[[Bart]]''': The record is 75! But I have a feeling we're gonna break it!
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{{qf|Bart}} The record is 75! But I have a feeling we're gonna break it!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'll break you!
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{{qf|Homer}} I'll break you!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': I don't get it! You want us to be in your new musical?
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't get it! You want us to be in your new musical?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': No! I want you to be my new musical! I wanna see you sing about all the real stuff in your lives! Kids fighting! What's for dinner? Blah blah blah! Real stuff Larry lunch-pail and Polly punch-clock can relate to!
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} No! I want you to be my new musical! I wanna see you sing about all the real stuff in your lives! Kids fighting! What's for dinner? Blah blah blah! Real stuff Larry lunch-pail and Polly punch-clock can relate to!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': That felt weird. Playing ourselves. Using real events from our lives.
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{{qf|Lisa}} That felt weird. Playing ourselves. Using real events from our lives.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Airing our dirty laundry in front of all those people!
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{{qf|Marge}} Airing our dirty laundry in front of all those people!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Hey, it's just fo a week!
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, it's just fo a week!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Great news! We're a hit! Ticket sales are through te roof! I've rented the theatre for the next six months!
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{{qf|Krusty}} Great news! We're a hit! Ticket sales are through te roof! I've rented the theatre for the next six months!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': [COUGH!]
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{{qf|Lisa}} [COUGH!]
:'''[[Marge]]''': Did you want to say something, Lisa?
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{{qf|Marge}} Did you want to say something, Lisa?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No! I mean... um... nothing that we didn't say on stage.
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{{qf|Lisa}} No! I mean... um... nothing that we didn't say on stage.
:'''[[Bart]]''': By crikey! I've got it, mate!
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{{qf|Bart}} By crikey! I've got it, mate!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart! Why are you talking that Australian accent?
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{{qf|Homer}} Bart! Why are you talking that Australian accent?
:'''[[Bart]]''':We obviously feel weird being the same on stage as we are off! So all we have to do is ome up with new personalites until the show's over! I'm going to be an Australian hunter who was raised by dingoes!
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{{qf|Bart}}We obviously feel weird being the same on stage as we are off! So all we have to do is ome up with new personalites until the show's over! I'm going to be an Australian hunter who was raised by dingoes!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, that's just silly. Still, it's better than spending our days not talking to each other. I'm going to be one of those sexy alien women from "Star Trek"!
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, that's just silly. Still, it's better than spending our days not talking to each other. I'm going to be one of those sexy alien women from "Star Trek"!
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021



Bart: Mom, can I got to Capital City to visit Milhouse?
Marge: I'm sorry, sweetie, But I just don't feel conforatble with you so far away from your famiyl!

Bart & Lisa: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Homer: No! No! No! Why do you keep asking that?!!!
Lisa: We were having a contest to see how many times we can ask, "Are we there yet?" in a minute!
Bart: The record is 75! But I have a feeling we're gonna break it!
Homer: I'll break you!

Homer: I don't get it! You want us to be in your new musical?
Krusty the Clown: No! I want you to be my new musical! I wanna see you sing about all the real stuff in your lives! Kids fighting! What's for dinner? Blah blah blah! Real stuff Larry lunch-pail and Polly punch-clock can relate to!

Lisa: That felt weird. Playing ourselves. Using real events from our lives.
Marge: Airing our dirty laundry in front of all those people!
Homer: Hey, it's just fo a week!
Krusty: Great news! We're a hit! Ticket sales are through te roof! I've rented the theatre for the next six months!

Lisa: [COUGH!]
Marge: Did you want to say something, Lisa?
Lisa: No! I mean... um... nothing that we didn't say on stage.
Bart: By crikey! I've got it, mate!
Homer: Bart! Why are you talking that Australian accent?
Bart:We obviously feel weird being the same on stage as we are off! So all we have to do is ome up with new personalites until the show's over! I'm going to be an Australian hunter who was raised by dingoes!
Marge: Well, that's just silly. Still, it's better than spending our days not talking to each other. I'm going to be one of those sexy alien women from "Star Trek"!