Difference between revisions of "Donuts of Destiny/Quotes"

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Homer: I've got to stop oversleeping! And I've got to stop swinging by Moe's for a couple of drinks before work! And I've got to stop playing strip poker while I'm there!

Homer: Woo-hoo! I did it! I'm using my imagination! C'mon, let's go set fire to the forest of enchanted vegetables!

Bigfoot: Not now, Homer! Aren't you supposed to be imagining something else?

Homer: That's right! You always keep me grounded, Bigfoot. To the Nuclear plant, Nessie!

Nessie: [thinking] I do all the flying and Bigfoot gets all the credit. Typical.

Lenny: Homer! Are you okay?

Homer: I guess so, buy my shirt is still stained, and now my donut is wet!

Carl: Gosh; I don't see how thing could get any worse! In case you can't tell I'm being sarcastic. I bet things are going to get a whole lot worse.

Homer: Hey, you got the torches ready! Let's go!

Bigfoot: Not so fast, Homer. You still need to eat the second donut!

Homer: Of course! Thanks, Bigfoot! Nessie, do me a favor and circle the block until I get back.

Nessie: Ugh.

Lenny: Hey! What's the big idea! As I clearly explained, I was going to eat the donut!

Homer: It's okay! I just saved your life!

Lenny: Aw, that's what you always say when you leap through the air to steal someone's donut!