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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} [after seeing Bart naked] "I like men now!"
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "Dad, we can't see the movie"
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:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': "Dad, we can't see the movie"
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{{qf|Homer}} "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' "[points to audience/viewer]
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, '''especially YOU!''' "[points to audience/viewer]
 
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:[The family is late for Church]
 
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} "I hate being late."
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:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "I hate being late."
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{{qf|Homer}} "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
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{{qf|Marge}} "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
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:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
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{{qf|Homer}} "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
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{{qf|Homer}} [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
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:'''Homer''': [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
 
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:[Grampa in church]
 
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{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''trapped forever!''.
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:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''trapped forever!''.
 
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:[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} "Dad, do something!"
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{{qf|Homer}} [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
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{{qf|Grampa}} "Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!''
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{{qf|Lisa}} "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
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:'''Lisa:''' "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
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{{qf|Milhouse}} "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
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{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
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:'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
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{{qf|Milhouse}} "It's a myth, further study is needed!"
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:[Nelson punches Milhouse]
 
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{{qf|Nelson Muntz}} "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]
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:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
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{{qf|Marge Simpson}} "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
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:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
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{{qf|Abraham Simpson}} "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
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{{qf|Homer Simpson}} [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
 
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{{qf|Homer Simpson}} "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
 
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:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome'']
 
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:'''Homer''': D'oooooooooohhhmmme!
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oooooooooohhhmmme!
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{{qf|Homer}} [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
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:'''Homer''': [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
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{{qf|Mob}} [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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:'''Mob''': [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oh...
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{{qf|Lisa}} [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
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{{qf|Bart}} [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
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:'''Bart''': [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
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{{qf|Lisa}} [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.
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{{qf|Bart}} [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
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:'''Bart''': [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
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{{qf|Russ Cargill|Cargill}} What treasure?!
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:'''[[Russ Cargill|Cargill]]''': What treasure?!
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{{qf|Bart}} The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
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:'''Bart''': The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
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{{qf|Cargill}} I'm a weiner?
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{{qf|Homer}} Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
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:'''Homer''': Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
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{{qf|Bart: '''How naked?
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{{qf|Homer: '''Fourth base.
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{{qf|Bart}} But girls might see my doodle.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?
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:'''Homer''': Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?
 
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{{qf|Homer}} You can't kill [[Plopper|him]] if he's wearing people clothes!'''
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Ralph Wiggum: [after seeing Bart naked] "I like men now!"

Homer: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
Lisa: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
Homer: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]

[The family is late for Church]
Marge: "I hate being late."
Homer: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
Marge: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
Homer: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
Homer: [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"

[Grampa in church]
Abraham Simpson: "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, trapped forever!.
[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
Lisa: "Dad, do something!"
Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
Grampa: "Beware, beware! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! Believe meeeeee!!

Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
Milhouse: "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
Milhouse: "It's a myth, further study is needed!"
[Nelson punches Milhouse]
Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]

Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
Abraham Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."

Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."

Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."

[after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
Homer: D'oooooooooohhhmmme!

Homer: [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Homer: D'oh...

Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.

Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
Russ Cargill: What treasure?!
Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
Cargill: I'm a weiner?

Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.

{{qf|Bart: How naked? {{qf|Homer: Fourth base.

Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?

Homer: You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!