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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't know a thing about it, Homer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hands off the chrome, homedome. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That's my ride, Homer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nope. Bought and paid for. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Wow. That's some lawnmower. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We need to talk, Milhouse. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} About how you're laid off. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} My name's Cletus. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That would been my second guess. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n y'all know what's good for y'all! Let's settle this like men, young'un. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Trouble is, I never know what's good for me. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, y'all givin' me back mah bizness. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... y'all! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television | |
Revision as of 10:51, May 13, 2021
- Homer: Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play?
- Bart: I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it?
- Milhouse: Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield.
- Homer: Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men.
- Marge: I don't know a thing about it, Homer.
- Homer: If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this.
- Bart: Hands off the chrome, homedome.
- Homer: What?
- Bart: That's my ride, Homer.
- Homer: Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage?
- Bart: Nope. Bought and paid for.
- Milhouse: Wow. That's some lawnmower.
- Bart: We need to talk, Milhouse.
- Milhouse: About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy?
- Bart: About how you're laid off.
- Bart: Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro.
- Cletus Spuckler: My name's Cletus.
- Bart: That would been my second guess.
- Cletus: Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n y'all know what's good for y'all! Let's settle this like men, young'un.
- Bart: Trouble is, I never know what's good for me.
- Cletus: If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, y'all givin' me back mah bizness.
- Bart: I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... y'all!
- Marge: I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man.
- Homer: Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone!
- Lisa: So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus.
- Bart: He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television
