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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} How's the yard work going? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll get to it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Don't bother. In a little while it won't matter. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why not? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Because there'll be no yard. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No yard. No house. No Springfield.... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I bet you didn't even buy lava insurance. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That's too bad, because Mt. Springfield is about to blow! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} So, speedy McLeadfoot, what gives? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm just trying to get out of town before we all fry in a flood of lava! Look up there! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} A natural disaster? Aw... that's gonna be so much paperwork! I'd better warn Sarah and Ralphie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Shouldn't you be alerting the whole town? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, yeah... I should do that, too. Considering our impending doom, I'll let you off with a warning this time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Thanks! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Edna, I admit we've had some ups and downs, but now what we are possibly facing a horrible death, I fell I need to do this... Edna will you marry me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Oh, Seymour. I'd rather take my changes with the lava. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Good choice. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Principal Skinner has inspired me! Lisa, I admit we've had some ups and down, but Lisa, will you--? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't bother finishing that sentence. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} And now back to Arnie Pie. The teleprompter is telling me he's had a change of heart and now ill fly over the erupting volacno... what? Is he crazy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Arnie Pye]]}} I'm not crazy. I've just decided that I realyl want to win the local news Emmy... even if it's posthumous! Through the smoke I see something... It's... ...it's a pile of burning tires! There is no volacno! [SIGH] So much for that Emmy. Back to you, Kent. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} So views, this should serve as a lesson. Always listen to your Emmy Award-winning news anchor when he says, "remain calm." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm not very happy with you two! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It was Bart! He told me it was a volcano. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You rat! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Bart, you should be ashamed. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Will you ever stop pulling lame-o pranks? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I was just trying to raise Homer's blood pressure a little, but before I knew it everyone else was suckered in. That's not lame. That's brilliant! | |
Revision as of 14:22, May 9, 2021
- Bart: How's the yard work going?
- Homer: I'll get to it.
- Bart: Don't bother. In a little while it won't matter.
- Homer: Why not?
- Bart: Because there'll be no yard.
- Homer: Huh?
- Bart: No yard. No house. No Springfield....
- Homer: I bet you didn't even buy lava insurance.
- Bart: That's too bad, because Mt. Springfield is about to blow!
- Homer: What are you talking about?
- Chief Wiggum: So, speedy McLeadfoot, what gives?
- Homer: I'm just trying to get out of town before we all fry in a flood of lava! Look up there!
- Chief Wiggum: A natural disaster? Aw... that's gonna be so much paperwork! I'd better warn Sarah and Ralphie.
- Lisa: Shouldn't you be alerting the whole town?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, yeah... I should do that, too. Considering our impending doom, I'll let you off with a warning this time.
- Homer: Thanks!
- Principal Skinner: Edna, I admit we've had some ups and downs, but now what we are possibly facing a horrible death, I fell I need to do this... Edna will you marry me?
- Edna Krabappel: Oh, Seymour. I'd rather take my changes with the lava.
- Agnes Skinner: Good choice.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Principal Skinner has inspired me! Lisa, I admit we've had some ups and down, but Lisa, will you--?
- Lisa: Don't bother finishing that sentence.
- Kent Brockman: And now back to Arnie Pie. The teleprompter is telling me he's had a change of heart and now ill fly over the erupting volacno... what? Is he crazy?
- Arnie Pye: I'm not crazy. I've just decided that I realyl want to win the local news Emmy... even if it's posthumous! Through the smoke I see something... It's... ...it's a pile of burning tires! There is no volacno! [SIGH] So much for that Emmy. Back to you, Kent.
- Kent Brockman: So views, this should serve as a lesson. Always listen to your Emmy Award-winning news anchor when he says, "remain calm."
- Marge: I'm not very happy with you two!
- Homer: It was Bart! He told me it was a volcano.
- Bart: You rat!
- Marge: Bart, you should be ashamed.
- Lisa: Will you ever stop pulling lame-o pranks?
- Bart: I was just trying to raise Homer's blood pressure a little, but before I knew it everyone else was suckered in. That's not lame. That's brilliant!
