Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:54, May 11, 2025

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‎Dialogue: replaced: * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon at 18:47, May 13, 2024

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Solar Dragon at 18:45, May 13, 2024

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Solar Dragon at 18:44, May 13, 2024

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} |requirements = |characters = |optional = |prev..."

2024-05-13T18:43:15Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} |requirements = |characters = |optional = |prev..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|The Made Men Who Made Us|5}} {{TOQP2|The Cropfather|5}} {{TOQP|Law & Disorder|5}} {{TOQP|Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved|5}}
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing all four questlines|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|See, Homer? There was nothin' to worry about.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We never got thrown into jail, and that Costas Becker guy is off our backs. Life is good!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Costas Becker? That's the guy you borrowed money from to go into the tomacco business!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Yes. No. Maybe?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble*}}
{{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Singed}}
{{TB|And here I am! Not as dead as you wished me to be!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Hey, honey, how 'bout we go shopping for a new mattress RIGHT NOW!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I'll strap on my jetpack and fly away from danger!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Bribe Their Way Out of Prison|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Happily Accept "Donations"|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Go Mattress Shopping|4 hours|[[Mattress King]], [[Mattress King Warehouse]], a {{TOG|Shop}}, or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Surprise No One by Not Being Dead|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum "Enjoy" His Jetpack|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Simpsanos}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}}
 |requirements =
-|characters = {{TOG|Wise Guys}}, [[Homer]]
+|characters = {{TOCG|Wise Guys}}, [[Homer]]
 |optional = [[Quimby]], [[Costas Becker]], [[Wiggum]]
 |previous = {{TOQP|The Made Men Who Made Us|5}}<br>{{TOQP2|The Cropfather|5}}<br>{{TOQP|Law & Disorder|5}}<br>{{TOQP|Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved|5}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Simpsanos Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}}
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 |characters = {{TOCG|Wise Guys}}, [[Homer]]
 |optional = [[Quimby]], [[Costas Becker]], [[Wiggum]]
 |previous = {{TOQP|The Made Men Who Made Us|5}}<br>{{TOQP2|The Cropfather|5}}<br>{{TOQP|Law & Disorder|5}}<br>{{TOQP|Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved|5}}
 |next =
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 == Dialogue ==
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After completing all four questlines|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Happy}}

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 {{TB|Yes. No. Maybe?}}
 {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Grim}}
-{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon|Singed}}
 {{TB|And here I am! Not as dead as you wished me to be!}}

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 {{TB|And I'll strap on my jetpack and fly away from danger!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wise Guys Bribe Their Way Out of Prison|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], or a [[Brown House]]|2}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Happily Accept "Donations"|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go Mattress Shopping|4 hours|[[Mattress King]], [[Mattress King Warehouse]], a {{TOG|Shop}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Costas Becker Surprise No One by Not Being Dead|4 hours|[[Businessman's Social Club]], [[Fat Tony's Compound]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Costas Becker]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum "Enjoy" His Jetpack|4 hours|the [[Police Station]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
-{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}}
+{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/The Simpsanos}}