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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Yule Love It!
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]], [[Cletus]], [[Willie]], [[Ned]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]]
|optional = See [[#Pt. 5|Pt. 5]]
|previous = [[An Early Christmas Present]]
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Yule Love It!''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2016}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[An Early Christmas Present]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|It doesn't say that in the Bible!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas|6 seconds|[[Springfield Library]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Learn About Christmas|6 seconds|[[Springfield Library]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“Pagan” just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|“Pagan.” Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't mock my religious beliefs!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place the [[Pagan Winter Carnival Sign]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Nice sign, sweetie!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
==== Act 1 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|The following quest stage only took part in Act 1|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and--}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 6 and Build [[Cletus's Farm]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight|6 seconds|[[Cletus's Farm]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Scratched}}
{{TB|Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Scratched}}
{{TB|I guess there is a certain logic there.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

==== Act 2 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|The following quest stage only took part in Act 2, if Pt. 3 wasn't done in Act 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, happy day! We're to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|At least it's historically accurate.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 12 and Build the [[Springfield Library]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section|6 seconds|[[Springfield Library]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Willie… you CAN read, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Satyr Willie]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
==== Act 1 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|The following quest stage only took part in Act 1|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|It's… disturbing.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 10 and Build [[Willie's Shack]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Willie Carve More Selfies|6 seconds|[[Willie's Shack]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Willie, what do you carve these out of?}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext2|Springfield Henge|1}}

==== Act 2 ====
{{Table|
{{THT|The following quest stage only took part in Act 2, if Pt. 3 wasn't done in Act 1|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3 (Act 2)|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon}}
{{TB|All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Stupid old gods. What rubes.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build [[Moe's Tavern]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
{{TB|Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext2|Springfield Henge|1}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{TOQPrev|Logging In}}
{{Table|
{{THT|From December 9, [[2016]] until event end|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets ‘em!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lovejoy Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]|6}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This isn't over…}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Antler|25}}/{{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Attend the Pagan Carnival" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Apu]], [[Bart]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Grampa]], [[Wiggum]], [[Snake]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Luigi]], [[Milhouse]], [[Willie]], [[Quimby]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Hans Moleman]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]], [[Duffman]], [[Martin]], [[Brockman]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Barney]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Smithers]], [[Shauna]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Rex Banner]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Chalmers]], [[Selma]], [[Patty]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Kodos]], [[Jimbo]], [[Kirk]], [[Luann]], [[Tribal Chief]], [[Judge Snyder]], [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], [[Mr. Costington]], [[The Grumple]], [[Manjula]], [[Brandine]], [[Miss Hoover]], [[Dewey Largo]], [[Bernice Hibbert]], [[Chester Dupree]], [[Hugs Bunny]], [[Father Sean]], [[Shary Bobbins]], [[Crazy Cat Lady]], [[Roger Myers Jr.]], [[Lampwick]], {{Giuseppe}}, [[George Washington]], [[Princess Penelope]], [[Number 51]], [[Barbarian]], [[Database]], [[Akira]], [[Mr. Teeny]], [[Artie Ziff]], [[Uter]], [[Mrs. Muntz]], [[Greta Wolfcastle]], [[Space Mutant]], [[Freddy Quimby]], [[Princess Kashmir]], [[French Waiter]], [[Mrs. Bouvier]], [[Janey]], [[Lurleen]]
}}}}

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 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
 {{TB|Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...}}
-{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
+{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas|6 seconds|[[Springfield Library]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Learn About Christmas|6 seconds|[[Springfield Library]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 201: / Line 201: @@
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|This isn't over...}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Antler|25}}/{{Brooch|25}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Yule Love It!
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Generic Winter Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
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 |characters = [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]], [[Cletus]], [[Willie]], [[Ned]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]]
 |optional = See [[#Pt. 5|Pt. 5]]
 |previous = [[An Early Christmas Present]]
 |next = {{TOQP|I Willie Follow You Into the Dark|1}}

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 {{TB|But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
-{{TB|Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p…}}
+{{TB|Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
 {{TB|Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?}}
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 {{TB|But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|“Pagan” just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!}}
+{{TB|"Pagan" just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!}}
@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{TB|Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|“Pagan.” Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.}}
+{{TB|"Pagan." Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Don't mock my religious beliefs!}}
@@ Line 83: / Line 83: @@
 {{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}}
+{{TB|Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--}}
@@ Line 106: / Line 106: @@
 {{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}}
+{{TB|Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--}}
@@ Line 121: / Line 121: @@
 {{TB|This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
-{{TB|So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols…}}
+{{TB|So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Willie… you CAN read, right?}}
+{{TB|Willie... you CAN read, right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
 {{TB|Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.}}
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 {{TB|Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
-{{TB|It's… disturbing.}}
+{{TB|It's... disturbing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
 {{TB|Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.}}
@@ Line 191: / Line 191: @@
 {{TB|Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets ‘em!}}
+{{TB|We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets 'em!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lovejoy Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]|6}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
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 {{TB|How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|This isn't over…}}
+{{TB|This isn't over...}}
 {{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 {{TB|What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!}}