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 {{TB|'''Virgo'''<br>(Here–Eternity)}}
-{{TB|You are often surrounded by children, but this merely underscores the fact that you have none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your situation, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
+{{TB|You are often surrounded by children, but this merely underscores the fact that you have none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:'''{{W|Alpha Centauri}} will go retrograde. Expect another relationship to [[Hindenburg disaster|go down like the Hindenburg]]. Sagittarius may be the one you are seeking.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Libra.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Libra'''<br>(September 6th–June 21st)}}
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 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Scorpio.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Scorpio'''<br>(10 Years)}}
-{{TB|Your endeavors often capture the attention of the authorities. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in [[Saturn]]'s house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activities. Avoid taurus.}}
+{{TB|Your endeavors often capture the attention of the authorities. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in [[Saturn]]'s house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activities. Avoid Taurus.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Sagittarius.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Sagittarius'''<br>(Baptism–Final Reward)}}

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 {{TB|'''Pisces'''<br>(Nine–Five)}}
-{{TB|You posses a high level of intelligence, although that may be difficult for other to perceive. Your relationship can be a bit of an engigma at times.<br>'''This week:''' The moon is a little wobbly in its orbit. Your situation is stable and yet unpredicatble. Look to aquarius to find real satisfaction.}}
+{{TB|You possess a high level of intelligence, although that may be difficult for others to perceive. Your relationship can be a bit of an enigma at times.<br>'''This week:''' The Moon is a little wobbly in its orbit. Your situation is stable and yet unpredictable. Look to Aquarius to find real satisfaction.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Aries.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Aries'''<br>([[Edinburgh]]–[[Glasgow]])}}
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 {{TB|'''Cancer'''<br>({{W|Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age}}–{{W|Silver Age of Comic Books|Silver Age}})}}
-{{TB|To many you are considered to be the keeper of wisdom from ages past. Young people are drawn to you and look to you for their spirtual needs.<br>'''This week:''' Do not allow sentiment to dilute your finely tuned business sense. If god had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.}}
+{{TB|To many you are considered to be the keeper of wisdom from ages past. Young people are drawn to you and look to you for their spiritual needs.<br>'''This week:''' Do not allow sentiment to dilute your finely tuned business sense. If [[God]] had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Leo.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Leo''' <br>(Late Afternoon Reruns–National News Feed)}}
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 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Virgo.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Virgo'''<br>(Here–Eternity)}}
-{{TB|You are often surrounded by children, but this merely underscores the fact that you ahve none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuion, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
+{{TB|You are often surrounded by children, but this merely underscores the fact that you have none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your situation, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Libra.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Libra'''<br>(September 6th–June 21st)}}
-{{TB|You are unflappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hears and mins of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your situation, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
+{{TB|You are unflappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hearts and minds of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your situation, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Scorpio.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Scorpio'''<br>(10 Years)}}
-{{TB|Youre endevaors often capture the attention of the authorities. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in [[Saturn]]'s house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activities. Avoid taurus.}}
+{{TB|Your endeavors often capture the attention of the authorities. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in [[Saturn]]'s house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activities. Avoid taurus.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Sagittarius.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Sagittarius'''<br>(Baptism–Final Reward)}}
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 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Capricorn.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Capricorn'''<br>(College–Retirement)}}
-{{TB|Your obsequousness has earned you a position of great importance in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assisting the elderly.<br>'''This week:''' Venus will collide with Mercuy. This does not bode well for personal realationships. If unrequited love robs you of your rest, get over it.}}
+{{TB|Your obsequiousness has earned you a position of great importance in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assisting the elderly.<br>'''This week:''' Venus will collide with Mercury. This does not bode well for personal relationships. If unrequited love robs you of your rest, get over it.}}
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 {{TB|'''Aquarius'''}}
-{{TB|Bringer of jollity. Spirits are lifted when you are near. Warm and compassionate, other people often bring their troubles to you.<br>'''This week:''' Mars and several dozen other planets will enter your house. Be sure to spread your own brand of happiness. It will prove to be very rewarding.}}
+{{TB|Bringer of jollity. Spirits are lifted when you are near. Warm and compassionate, other people often bring their troubles to you.<br>'''This week:''' [[Mars]] and several dozen other planets will enter your house. Be sure to spread your own brand of happiness. It will prove to be very rewarding.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Pisces.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Pisces'''}}
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 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Aries.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Aries'''}}
-{{TB|You tend to be called upon to clean up problems caused by others. You do this with great fortitude and tenacity.<br>'''This week:''' Jupiter is in your house today, and that means there will be plenty of extra mopping up to do. Libra may have brought about this sitation.}}
+{{TB|You tend to be called upon to clean up problems caused by others. You do this with great fortitude and tenacity.<br>'''This week:''' {{ap|Jupiter|planet}} is in your house today, and that means there will be plenty of extra mopping up to do. Libra may have brought about this situation.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Leo.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Leo'''}}
-{{TB|You are a forceful leader and command respect from all you encounter. Experience may have hardened you, but you still have the ability to make other people feel rotten.<br>'''This week:''' Pluto is in the farthest reaches of the solar system. Earily career goals may seem more remote than ever, but there is much to love about your present situation.}}
+{{TB|You are a forceful leader and command respect from all you encounter. Experience may have hardened you, but you still have the ability to make other people feel rotten.<br>'''This week:''' Pluto is in the farthest reaches of the solar system. Early career goals may seem more remote than ever, but there is much to love about your present situation.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Virgo.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Virgo'''}}
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 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Libra.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Libra'''}}
-{{TB|You are unflappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hears and mins of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best ue of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuon, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
+{{TB|You are unflappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hears and mins of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your situation, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Taurus.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Taurus'''}}
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 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Scorpio.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Scorpio'''}}
-{{TB|Youre endevaors often capture the attention of the authorites. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in Saturn's house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activites. Avoid taurus.}}
+{{TB|Youre endevaors often capture the attention of the authorities. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in [[Saturn]]'s house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activities. Avoid taurus.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Sagittarius.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Sagittarius'''}}
-{{TB|Your true spirit is a mustery to those in your orbit. Friends may consider you to be helpful one day and enormously irritating the next.<br>'''This week:''' Uranus is in Netpuen's garage, borowwing his power mower. Be forgiving of others when they repeatedly take advantage of your kind and loving nature.}}
+{{TB|Your true spirit is a mystery to those in your orbit. Friends may consider you to be helpful one day and enormously irritating the next.<br>'''This week:''' [[Uranus]] is in {{ap|Neptune|planet}}'s garage, borrowing his power mower. Be forgiving of others when they repeatedly take advantage of your kind and loving nature.}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Capricorn.png|200px]]}}
 {{TB|'''Capricorn'''}}

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 |released= April [[2014]]
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 |series= ''[[Simpsons Comics]]''
 |written by= [[Mike Kazaleh]]

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 '''''Your Horrorscope''''' is a horoscope first printed in {{SC|211}}.
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