Your Goose is Cooked - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:49, May 11, 2025

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Your Goose is Cooked
|image =
|level = 11
|update = {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}
|requirements = [[Golden Goose Realty]]
|characters = [[Mr. Burns]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Your Goose is Cooked''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}} content update. It requires [[Golden Goose Realty]] to be obtained.

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== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Uh, that’s the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What’s this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You’ve struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ha! You didn’t even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you’re here to say!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|This is going to be easier than I thought.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song|4 hours|[[Golden Goose Realty]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} So in conclusion, you’ll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you’ll end up losing!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon}}
{{TB|Not bad, Burns.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Really?}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|“Bad” would be an improvement!}}
{{Tapped Out Goosius Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}honk{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Even Goosius hates it! You’re last on the charts!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|If I can’t beat you spitting rhymes, I’ll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You’ve done that like a dozen times!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Winking}}
{{TB|It’s my greatest hit!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun|8 hours|the [[Sun Blocker 2]], [[Burns Manor]], or [[Golden Goose Realty]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You’re pathetic. Isn’t that right, Goosius?}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|…Goosius?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You’re right, blocking out the sun doesn’t make me a better rapper.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the “winter”.}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Goosius can’t fly on his own -- he’s used to first class!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You’ll pay for this, Burns!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Your Goose is Cooked
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Golden Goose Realty Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 11
 |update = {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}
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 |characters = [[Mr. Burns]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}

@@ Line 22: / Line 22: @@
 {{TB|Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
-{{TB|Uh, that’s the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.}}
+{{TB|Uh, that's the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|What’s this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?}}
+{{TB|What's this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You’ve struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You've struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Ha! You didn’t even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you’re here to say!}}
+{{TB|Ha! You didn't even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you're here to say!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 {{TB|This is going to be easier than I thought.}}
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
-{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} So in conclusion, you’ll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you’ll end up losing!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}rapping{{*}} So in conclusion, you'll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you'll end up losing!}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon}}
 {{TB|Not bad, Burns.}}
@@ Line 47: / Line 47: @@
 {{TB|Really?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Excited}}
-{{TB|“Bad” would be an improvement!}}
+{{TB|"Bad" would be an improvement!}}
 {{Tapped Out Goosius Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}honk{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Even Goosius hates it! You’re last on the charts!}}
+{{TB|Even Goosius hates it! You're last on the charts!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|If I can’t beat you spitting rhymes, I’ll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!}}
+{{TB|If I can't beat you spitting rhymes, I'll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You’ve done that like a dozen times!}}
+{{TB|You've done that like a dozen times!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Winking}}
-{{TB|It’s my greatest hit!}}
+{{TB|It's my greatest hit!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun|8 hours|the [[Sun Blocker 2]], [[Burns Manor]], or [[Golden Goose Realty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You’re pathetic. Isn’t that right, Goosius?}}
+{{TB|You're pathetic. Isn't that right, Goosius?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|…Goosius?}}
+{{TB|...Goosius?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|You’re right, blocking out the sun doesn’t make me a better rapper.}}
+{{TB|You're right, blocking out the sun doesn't make me a better rapper.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
-{{TB|But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the “winter”.}}
+{{TB|But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter".}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Goosius can’t fly on his own -- he’s used to first class!}}
+{{TB|Goosius can't fly on his own -- he's used to first class!}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay G Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You’ll pay for this, Burns!!!}}
+{{TB|You'll pay for this, Burns!!!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Not Yet Spring Cleaning}}

Your Goose is Cooked - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:49, May 11, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (19), … → ..., “ → " (2), ” → " (2), * → {{*}} (6), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (6)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Your Goose is Cooked |image = |level = 11 |update = {{TOCU|Not Yet Spring Cleaning}} |requirements = Golden Goose Realty |characters = Mr. Bu..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (19), … → ..., “ → " (2), ” → " (2), * → {{}} (6), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (6)