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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello
|image =
|level = 7
|update = {{TOCU|Homer the Heretic}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Rabbi Krustofsky]], [[Krusty]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next = [[Play Chess]]
|premium = yes
}}

'''You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Homer the Heretic}} content update. It requires [[Rabbi Krustofsky]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, Krusty.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from [[Heaven]].}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through|4 hours|[[Krusty]]|[[Temple Beth Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|So, do you want to know what death feels like?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|So what do you usually order at this restaurant?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?}}
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
{{TB|Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!}}
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
{{TB|One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank God it's Friday!}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger…}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Get Bottle Service|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Uh…sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|How wonderful! Let me see which ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|[[Playboy]] from December 1984?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yep, a true classic: the {{Ch|Suzanne Somers}} issue!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|SURPRISE!!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.}}
{{Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln Icon|Shades}}
{{TB|A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain|4 hours|[[Temple Beth Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Chess Table]]|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger…}}
+{{TB|Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 {{TB|And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.}}
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 {{TB|There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh…sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.}}
+{{TB|Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|How wonderful! Let me see which ones.}}

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