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 :''[After the family has watched the video on Cyprus Creek]''
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It does seem nicer than Springfield.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before...
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before...
-:''[Bart shoves her aside]''
+:''[Bart shoves her aside.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Me neither.
 ----
 :''[The Simpsons try to sell their home. Apu is at the door]''
-{{qf|Apu}} Hello. I'm not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! ''[runs off]''
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Hello. I'm not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! ''[runs off]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Thank you, come again!
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 :''[After the family has watched the video on Cyprus Creek]''
-:'''Marge:''' It does seem nicer than Springfield.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It does seem nicer than Springfield.
-:'''Lisa:''' Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before...
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before...
 :''[Bart shoves her aside]''
-:'''Bart:''' Me neither.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Me neither.
 ----
 :''[The Simpsons try to sell their home. Apu is at the door]''
-:'''Apu:''' Hello. I'm not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! ''[runs off]''
+{{qf|Apu}} Hello. I'm not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! ''[runs off]''
-:'''Homer:''' Thank you, come again!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Thank you, come again!
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-:'''Homer:''' Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
+{{qf|Homer}} Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
-:'''[[Hank Scorpio|Scorpio]]:''' Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places; there's the [[Hammock Hut]], that's on Third.
+{{qf|[[Hank Scorpio|Scorpio]]}} Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places; there's the [[Hammock Hut]], that's on Third.
-:'''Homer:''' Uh-huh.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh-huh.
-:'''Scorpio:''' There's [[Hammocks Are Us]], that's on Third, too.
+{{qf|Scorpio}} There's [[Hammocks Are Us]], that's on Third, too.
-:'''Homer:''' Got it.
+{{qf|Homer}} Got it.
-:'''Scorpio:''' You got [[Put Your Butt There]]...
+{{qf|Scorpio}} You got [[Put Your Butt There]]...
-:'''Homer:''' Mm-hmm.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mm-hmm.
-:'''Scorpio:''' ...that's on Third.
+{{qf|Scorpio}} ...that's on Third.
-:'''Homer:''' Yes.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes.
-:'''Scorpio:''' [[Swing Low Sweet Chariot]]...
+{{qf|Scorpio}} [[Swing Low Sweet Chariot]]...
-:'''Homer:''' Right.
+{{qf|Homer}} Right.
-:'''Scorpio:''' Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex... it's the [[Hammock Complex]], down on Third?
+{{qf|Scorpio}} Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex... it's the [[Hammock Complex]], down on Third?
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, the Hammock District!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, the Hammock District!
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-:'''Scorpio:''' Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this...
+{{qf|Scorpio}} Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this...
-:'''UN member #1:''' Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
+{{qf|UN member #1}} Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
-:'''UN member #2:''' Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
+{{qf|UN member #2}} Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
-:'''UN member #1:''' We can't take that chance.
+{{qf|UN member #1}} We can't take that chance.
-:'''UN member #2:''' You always say that. I want to take a chance!
+{{qf|UN member #2}} You always say that. I want to take a chance!
 ----
-:'''Scorpio:''' By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, [[Italy]] or [[France]]?
+{{qf|Scorpio}} By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, [[Italy]] or [[France]]?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' France.
+{{qf|Homer}} France.
-:'''Scorpio:''' Heh-heh. Nobody ever says Italy.
+{{qf|Scorpio}} Heh-heh. Nobody ever says Italy.
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-:'''Scorpio:''' Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word 'boss'.
+{{qf|Scorpio}} Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word 'boss'.
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Doyle]]:''' So, you never learned cursive?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Doyle]]}} So, you never learned cursive?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Um, well, I know hell, damn, bit--
+{{qf|Bart}} Um, well, I know hell, damn, bit--
-:'''Mr. Doyle:''' Cursive handwriting. Script.
+{{qf|Mr. Doyle}} Cursive handwriting. Script.
 ----
-:'''[[James Bont]]:''' So, do you expect me to talk?
+{{qf|[[James Bont]]}} So, do you expect me to talk?
-:'''Scorpio:''' I expect nothing from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!
+{{qf|Scorpio}} I expect nothing from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
+{{qf|Marge}} Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
-:'''Scorpio:''' We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
+{{qf|Scorpio}} We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
 ----
-:'''Scorpio:''' Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience.
+{{qf|Scorpio}} Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience.
-:'''Homer:''' Don't worry, that won't take long.
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, that won't take long.
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 :''Scorpio!''

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-:(''After the family has watched the video on Cyprus Creek'')
+:''[After the family has watched the video on Cyprus Creek]''
-:'''Marge''': It does seem nicer than Springfield.
+:'''Marge:''' It does seem nicer than Springfield.
-:'''Lisa''': "Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before..."
+:'''Lisa:''' Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before...
-:(''Bart shoves her aside.'')
+:''[Bart shoves her aside]''
-:'''Bart''': Me neither.
+:'''Bart:''' Me neither.
 ----
-:(''The Simpsons try to sell their home. Apu is at the door.'')
+:''[The Simpsons try to sell their home. Apu is at the door]''
-:'''Apu''': Hello. I'm not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! (''runs off'')
+:'''Apu:''' Hello. I'm not interested in buying your house. But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! ''[runs off]''
-:'''Homer''': Thank you, come again!
+:'''Homer:''' Thank you, come again!
 ----
-:'''[[Hank Scorpio|Scorpio]]''': Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this...
+:'''Homer:''' Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
-:'''UN member #1''': Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
+:'''[[Hank Scorpio|Scorpio]]:''' Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places; there's the [[Hammock Hut]], that's on Third.
-:'''UN member #2''': Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
+:'''Homer:''' Uh-huh.
-:'''UN member #1''': We can't take that chance.
+:'''Scorpio:''' There's [[Hammocks Are Us]], that's on Third, too.
-:'''UN member #2''': You always say that. I want to take a chance!
+:'''Homer:''' Got it.
 ----
-:'''Scorpio''': By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
+:'''Scorpio:''' Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this...
-:'''[[Homer]]''': France.
+:'''UN member #1:''' Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
-:'''Scorpio''': Heh-heh. Nobody ever says Italy.
+:'''UN member #2:''' Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
 ----
-:'''Scorpio''': Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word 'boss'.
+:'''Scorpio:''' By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, [[Italy]] or [[France]]?
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Doyle]]''': So, you never learned cursive?
+:'''Scorpio:''' Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word 'boss'.
 ----
-:'''[[James Bont]]''': So, do you expect me to talk?
+:'''[[Mr. Doyle]]:''' So, you never learned cursive?
-:'''Scorpio''': I expect nothing from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Um, well, I know hell, damn, bit--
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
+:'''[[James Bont]]:''' So, do you expect me to talk?
-:'''Scorpio''': We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
+:'''Scorpio:''' I expect nothing from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!
 ----
-:'''Scorpio''': Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience.
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
-:'''Homer''': Don't worry, that won't take long.
+:'''Scorpio:''' We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
 ----
 :''Scorpio!''

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 :'''[[Hank Scorpio|Scorpio]]''': Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold. Or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this...
 :'''UN member #1''': Oh, my God! The 59th Street Bridge!
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 :'''Scorpio''': By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
 :'''[[Homer]]''': France.
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 :'''[[Marge]]''': Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
 :'''Scorpio''': We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
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 :'''Scorpio''': Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience.
 :'''Homer''': Don't worry, that won't take long.
 == "Scorpio" Song Lyrics ==
-''Scorpio!''
+:''Scorpio!''
-''He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!''
+:''Beware of Scorpio!''
-''Beware of Scorpio!''
+:''His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world''
-''His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world''
+:''And his employees' health!''
-''And his employees' health!''
+:''He'll welcome you into his lair''
-''He'll welcome you into his lair''
+:''Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!''
-''Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!''
+:''With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!''
-''With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!''
+:''But beware of his generous pensions''
-''But beware of his generous pensions''
+:''Plus three weeks paid vacation each year''!
-''Plus three weeks paid vacation each year''!
+:''And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!''
-''And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!''
+:''He loves German beer!''
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