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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |charac..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Marge]]
|previous =
|next = {{TOQP|Cranberry Calamity|1}}
|event = yes
}}

'''You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homie, could you run to the store to pick up a few things for Thanksgiving dinner tonight?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But Marge, if I leave now, I won't know who wins the big game!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|And going into the fourth quarter, the Shelbyville Sharks lead the Springfield Atoms fifty-six to zero. I think it's safe to say we know who will win the big game.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} I guess I'll just go pick up the ingredients for the fruit salad myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Fruit salad? Never! The only fruit I'll be eating this Thanksgiving will come in canned form.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Delectable cranberry sauce. The one time of year dessert comes with the main course instead of after.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't buy any cranberry sauce this year. I told you, we're having fruit salad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
{{TB|WHAT?! No Thanksgiving dinner is gonna get served without cranberry sauce on my watch! I'm heading to the store!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I thought you said you couldn't leave because you were watching the game?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That was before you threatened me with fruit salad. Also I don't really care about the game. I just didn't want to get off the couch.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Grumble Under Her Breath|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Hunt for Cranberry Sauce|6 seconds|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, [[Eatie Gourmet's|Eatie-Gourmet's]]…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|[[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Li'l Valu-Mart]], Kwik-E-Mart, [[Speed-E-Mart]], [[Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart]], and[[ Springfield Hunting Supplies]]? I'm sure I'll find some…somewhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|I guess I could try [[Swapper Jack's]], but that's a health food store…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, and…wait, where was I?}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the "[[You Don't Win Friends With Salad]]" song by [[Bart]], [[Homer]], and [[Marge]] in the [[season 7]] episode "[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]".

{{Tapped Out Quests/Blargsgiving}}

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 {{TB|Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, [[Eatie Gourmet's|Eatie-Gourmet's]]...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|[[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Li'l Valu-Mart]], Kwik-E-Mart, [[Speed-E-Mart]], [[Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart]], and[[ Springfield Hunting Supplies]]? I'm sure I'll find some...somewhere.}}
+{{TB|[[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Li'l Valu-Mart]], Kwik-E-Mart, [[Speed-E-Mart]], [[Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart]], and [[Springfield Hunting Supplies]]? I'm sure I'll find some...somewhere.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
 {{TB|I guess I could try [[Swapper Jack's]], but that's a health food store...}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Blargsgiving Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]]
 |optional = [[Marge]]
 |previous =
 |next = {{TOQP|Cranberry Calamity|1}}
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 == Dialogue ==
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}

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 {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Grumble Under Her Breath|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Hunt for Cranberry Sauce|6 seconds|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, [[Eatie Gourmet's|Eatie-Gourmet's]]…}}
+{{TB|Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, [[Eatie Gourmet's|Eatie-Gourmet's]]...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|[[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Li'l Valu-Mart]], Kwik-E-Mart, [[Speed-E-Mart]], [[Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart]], and[[ Springfield Hunting Supplies]]? I'm sure I'll find some…somewhere.}}
+{{TB|[[Sprawl-Mart]], [[Li'l Valu-Mart]], Kwik-E-Mart, [[Speed-E-Mart]], [[Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart]], and[[ Springfield Hunting Supplies]]? I'm sure I'll find some...somewhere.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
-{{TB|I guess I could try [[Swapper Jack's]], but that's a health food store…}}
+{{TB|I guess I could try [[Swapper Jack's]], but that's a health food store...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise…}}
+{{TB|But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, and…wait, where was I?}}
+{{TB|And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, and...wait, where was I?}}
 {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}

You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Dialogue */ replaced: == Dialogue == → == Dialogue == (2), replaced: → (4)

Solar Dragon at 20:39, May 11, 2025

SolarBot: /* Dialogue */ replaced: … → ... (5), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (2)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |charac..."

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