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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = You Better Not Cry
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2015}}
|requirements = December 23, [[2015]] - January 2, [[2016]]
|characters = [[Marge]], [[Maggie]], [[Moe]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Cletus]]
|optional = [[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]]
|previous = {{TOQP|Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful|4}}
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''You Better Not Cry''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2015}} content update. It unlocked [[Maggie]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Maggie]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look, everyone! Maggie's here! I have my little baby back for the holidays!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Let's take our little darling to all the festive attractions around town.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait… whoa… wait… hold on… stop the train… was she gone?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Yes. I realized much too late that I was carrying around a sack of flour in a blue onesie this whole time.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Sorry, Marge. I was just thinking that was something I normally would have done.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Take Maggie to the Zoo|30 minutes|the [[Exotic Petting Zoo]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The whole place has been vandalized!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|There are monkeys in the wolf habitat and wolves in the monkey habitat!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What kind of animal would do such a thing? Surely not the monkeys!}}
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniffs*}}
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Crying}}
{{TB|Whaaa!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{MistletoE|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Every time I think of what they did to my petting zoo, I just wanna run someone through a wood chipper and let the rats have a picnic on their guts.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Huh-WHAAAA! It's all fixed!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Makes me suddenly feel bad for what I did to the comic guy's fortress…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I had to dump the petting zoo waste somewhere. On the bright side, it was exotic waste.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Repair The Fortress of Lonelitude|4 hours|the [[Fortress of Lonelitude]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{MistletoE|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Someone repaired all the damage to my fortress.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I suppose whomever the evil villain, they're now trying to guilt me into making amends to Cletus and his moonshine shack.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not going to happen.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Pain}}
{{TB|Oh, no… empathy rising… must fight this feeling… can't recognize Cletus as… fellow human… being…}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uggfff! You win this time, Holiday Spirit, but we will meet again!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Guy Repair The Moonshine Shack|4 hours|the [[Moonshine Shack]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{MistletoE|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|Now that my moonshine shack's been gussied up, I finds myself at a moral crossroads.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|When I got vandaralized, I did unto Krusty's truck what was done unto my shack.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|Now I'ze got a chance to fix the wreckage that was wrought. Cletus is gonna pay it frontways.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Repair The Reindeer Burger Truck|4 hours|the [[Reindeer Burger Truck]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{MistletoE|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Everyone's projects have been made good as new! It's a holiday miracle!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'll admit, after my zoo got fixed, I felt lousy for what I did to the comic guy.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And your act of valour inspired me to spawn an inner hero and do good by Cletus.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|-which is why I fixed Krusty's truck-}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|-but who done started this whole shebang?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Jeez, well, I saw that little baby crying over what I did to the petting zoo. I'd never seen a kid cry outside of watching my show.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It really is a holiday miracle, thanks to my little darling Maggie!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make the Simpsons Celebrate the Holiday|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{MistletoE|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Maggie]]
}}}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Winter 2015}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = You Better Not Cry
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Maggie Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Winter 2015}}
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 |characters = [[Marge]], [[Maggie]], [[Moe]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Cletus]]
 |optional = [[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]]
 |previous = {{TOQP|Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful|4}}
 |next =
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Maggie]]|colspan=2}}

@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 {{TB|Let's take our little darling to all the festive attractions around town.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Wait… whoa… wait… hold on… stop the train… was she gone?}}
+{{TB|Wait... whoa... wait... hold on... stop the train... was she gone?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|Yes. I realized much too late that I was carrying around a sack of flour in a blue onesie this whole time.}}
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 {{TB|What kind of animal would do such a thing? Surely not the monkeys!}}
 {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sniffs*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sniffs{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Crying}}
 {{TB|Whaaa!!}}
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 {{TB|Huh-WHAAAA! It's all fixed!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Makes me suddenly feel bad for what I did to the comic guy's fortress…}}
+{{TB|Makes me suddenly feel bad for what I did to the comic guy's fortress...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|I had to dump the petting zoo waste somewhere. On the bright side, it was exotic waste.}}
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 {{TB|Not going to happen.}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Pain}}
-{{TB|Oh, no… empathy rising… must fight this feeling… can't recognize Cletus as… fellow human… being…}}
+{{TB|Oh, no... empathy rising... must fight this feeling... can't recognize Cletus as... fellow human... being...}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Uggfff! You win this time, Holiday Spirit, but we will meet again!}}

You Better Not Cry - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:33, May 11, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = You Better Not Cry |image = |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Winter 2015}} |requirements = December 23, 2015 - January 2, 2016 |characters = ..."

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