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Solar Dragon at 17:55, December 7, 2019

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Nick97: Undo revision 498056 by 27.110.175.32 (talk) That's not a joke.

2012-12-11T15:00:04Z

Undo revision 498056 by 27.110.175.32 (talk) That's not a joke.

27.110.175.32 at 10:49, December 11, 2012

2012-12-11T10:49:16Z

SolarBot at 11:43, September 1, 2012

2012-09-01T11:43:28Z

Doh5678: minor fixes

2011-08-26T17:06:45Z

minor fixes

Solar Dragon at 11:09, March 21, 2010

2010-03-21T11:09:15Z

Ldude893 at 07:35, March 21, 2010

2010-03-21T07:35:26Z

Ldude893 at 07:22, March 21, 2010

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 {{qf|Cletus}} Brandine! You're supposed to be in Iraq, stopping 9-11! Did ya get the body armor I sent ya?
-{{qf|[[Brandine Del Roy]]}} ''[sheepish]'' Sold it for smokes.
+{{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} ''[sheepish]'' Sold it for smokes.
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 {{qf|Brandine}} Cletus, we're goin' home. How much money do we have left?

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 {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Or from a qualified professional.
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-{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} I'll bring those wee ones back -- dead or alive!
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} I'll bring those wee ones back—dead or alive!
 {{qf|Skinner}} Not dead!
 {{qf|Willie}} Aw, ya never let Willie be Willie.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Springfield Up|Rome-Old and Juli-Eh}}
-:''[Bart goes to therapy]''
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I overslept! The family can't start the day without me!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on dad, why do I have to go see a psychologist?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Relax, baby. While you were dreaming of me and calling me "James," I took care of everything.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' The school is paying for five sessions and there's a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[relieved]'' Homie, you woke up early?
-:'''Chinese man:''' Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. ''[puts Chinese hat on and begins speaking in a very stereotypical accent]'' "Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drinkie drinkie!
+{{qf|Homer}} Eh, stumbled home at dawn, same diff.
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+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Simpson, I know you're behind this. Well, you are gonna get some counseling from our school psychologist.
-:''[Homer is drunk and half passed out in a dumpster]''
+{{qf|[[Springfield Elementary School psychologist|School psychologist]]}} ''[terrified]'' [[Dark Stanley]]'s gonna eat my brains!
-:'''Bart:''' And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Or from a qualified professional.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[outside]'' He's lying!
+----
-:'''Chinese man:''' Mr. Simpson, you frink too many scorpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} I'll bring those wee ones back -- dead or alive!
-:'''Chinese woman:''' Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Not dead!
+{{qf|Willie}} Aw, ya never let Willie be Willie.
 {{Season 18|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{Cleanup}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Springfield Up|Rome-Old and Juli-Eh}}
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-:''Bart goes to therapy''
+:''[Homer is drunk and half passed out in a dumpster]''
-:'''Bart''': "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
+:'''Bart:''' And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.
-:'''Homer''': "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
+:'''Homer:''' ''[outside]'' He's lying!
-:'''Chinese Man''': "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
+:'''Chinese man:''' Mr. Simpson, you frink too many scorpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?
-:'''Chinese Woman''': "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"
+:'''Chinese woman:''' Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay.
 {{Season 18|Q}}

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 :'''Chinese Man''': "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
 :'''Chinese Woman''': "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"
 {{Season 18|Q}}

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
-|episode=Yokel Chords
+{{Cleanup}}
 :''Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster''
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 :'''Chinese Man''': "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
 :'''Chinese Woman''': "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
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 :'''Chinese Woman''': "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"
-{{Season 18 Q}}
+{{Season 18|Q}}

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	:'''Chinese Man''': "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer\|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."		:'''Chinese Man''': "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer\|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
	:'''Chinese Woman''': "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"		:'''Chinese Woman''': "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"
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		+	{{Season 18 Q}}

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-== Quotes ==
+''Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster''
-*Bart goes to therapy
+:'''Bart''': "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
-**Bart: "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
+:'''Homer''': ''(outside)'' "He's lying!"
-**Homer: "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
+:'''Chinese Man''': "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
-**Chinese Man: "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
+:'''Chinese Woman''': "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
-**Chinese Woman: "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"

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 == Quotes ==
-*Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
+Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
-**Bart: And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.
+*Bart: "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
-**Homer: (outside) He's lying!
+*Homer: ''(outside)'' "He's lying!"
-**Chinese Man: Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?
+*Chinese Man: "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
-**Chinese Woman: Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay.
+*Chinese Woman: "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
 *Bart goes to therapy
-**Bart: Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?
+**Bart: "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
-**Homer: The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk.
+**Homer: "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
-**Chinese Man: Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. (Puts Chinese hat on). Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!.
+**Chinese Man: "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
-**Chinese Woman: Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!
+**Chinese Woman: "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"