Yellow Is the New Black/Quotes - Revision history

Snowball II at 13:00, September 25, 2024

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Solar Dragon at 15:22, November 4, 2015

2015-11-04T15:22:55Z

Solar Dragon at 15:22, November 4, 2015

2015-11-04T15:22:26Z

AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Homer''': Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long. :'''Marge''': Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true! :'''Homer'''..."

2015-07-18T19:57:00Z

Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Homer''': Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long. :'''Marge''': Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true! :'''Homer'''..."

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:'''[[Homer]]''': Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm going to go out on a limb and predict right now that this will be the greatest night of our lives!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I just can't believe it's finally happening after all this time.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I love you, Marge. I hope you enjoy this as much as I think you will.
:'''[[Marge]]''': I love you, too, Homer. And I started enjoying it the moment we laid down... ...on our brand new mattress! I'm so happy you found the money for us to finally replace our old mattress.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Some things are just more necessary then others, honey...
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:'''[[Tattoo Annie]]''': Marge, meet my crew.... Pepper, Krazee Gaze and Vicki. Girls, this is Marge Simpson. And she's doing a stint for tearing of a mattress tag.
:'''[[Krazee Gaze]]''': Girl, you're hardcore!
:'''{{ap|Vicki|Yellow Is the New Black}}''': Guess I know which newb not to mess with now!
:'''{{ap|Pepper|Yellow Is the New Black}}''': I really don't belong here. I'm innocent.
:'''[[Tattoo Annie]]''': Sure you are Pepper! We're all innocent. Ain't that right, ladies?
:'''[[Krazee Gaze]]''': Yes! I totally didn't steal an army tank and drive it through my boss's house.
:'''{{ap|Vicki|Yellow Is the New Black}}''': And I didn't set all those fires. Someone must've planted those gas cans in my garage!
:'''{{ap|Pepper|Yellow Is the New Black}}''': Marge, I really am innocent! I was framed by my ex to take the fall for money laundering!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, I'm hoping that my conviction will be overturned once the mayor realizes how silly it was to arrest me in the first place!
:'''[[Krazee Gaze]]''': Look at you, Marge! Already talking that innocent talk and you haven't been in here but a few hours! You're my new best friend! I'm gonna call you Blueberry.
:'''[[Tattoo Annie]]''': Stick with us, Simpson, and you'll be just fine. No one messes with our crew!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Ummm.... okay.
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': [YAWM] Mm... good morning, honey, wasn't that the best night's sleep ever?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, you've been asleep for three nights and days!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the bgoring half of "Law & Order"?
:'''[[Marge]]''': We didn't renovate! I'm going to jail for ripping off the mattress tag!
:'''[[Homer]]''': What?! That's crazy! What about my mattress?
:'''[[Roy Snyder]]''': It's evidence, Mr. Simpson, confiscated until further notice.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I won't stand for this! I'll fight to get that mattress back until dying day!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer! What about me?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Right you too, honey! Be strong. I'm coming for your...! ...after I get the mattress back.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Can't blame him.
:'''[[Lou]]''': He's only human.
----
:'''[[Zelinsky]]''': Another mattress defacer, eh? You violent criminals make me sick!
:'''[[Homerella Sampson]]''': I know right?! Thank goodness they rushed me here without a trial, so I can be properly rehabilitated!
:'''[[Zelinsky]]''': What's your name creamsicle?
:'''[[Homerella Sampson]]''': Home-errr, I mean, Homerella! Sampson! Homerella Sampson!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homie! It's time to go home!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge! I'm so happy to see you! Why are you here?
:'''[[Marge]]''': I got re-arrested, so I could break you out!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww... you really do love me.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Most of the time.
:'''[[Red]]''': Save the sappy reunions until after I get you out of here!

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 {{qf|Homer}} [YAWM] Mm... good morning, honey, wasn't that the best night's sleep ever?
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, you've been asleep for three nights and days!
-{{qf|Homer}} Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the bgoring half of "Law & Order"?
+{{qf|Homer}} Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the boring half of "[[Law & Order]]"?
 {{qf|Marge}} We didn't renovate! I'm going to jail for ripping off the mattress tag!
 {{qf|Homer}} What?! That's crazy! What about my mattress?

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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Finally, the night we've been looking forward to for soooo long.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Homie. It's like a dream come true!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm going to go out on a limb and predict right now that this will be the greatest night of our lives!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm going to go out on a limb and predict right now that this will be the greatest night of our lives!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I just can't believe it's finally happening after all this time.
+{{qf|Marge}} I just can't believe it's finally happening after all this time.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I love you, Marge. I hope you enjoy this as much as I think you will.
+{{qf|Homer}} I love you, Marge. I hope you enjoy this as much as I think you will.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I love you, too, Homer. And I started enjoying it the moment we laid down... ...on our brand new mattress! I'm so happy you found the money for us to finally replace our old mattress.
+{{qf|Marge}} I love you, too, Homer. And I started enjoying it the moment we laid down... ...on our brand new mattress! I'm so happy you found the money for us to finally replace our old mattress.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Some things are just more necessary then others, honey...
+{{qf|Homer}} Some things are just more necessary then others, honey...
 ----
-:'''[[Tattoo Annie]]''': Marge, meet my crew.... Pepper, Krazee Gaze and Vicki. Girls, this is Marge Simpson. And she's doing a stint for tearing of a mattress tag.
+{{qf|[[Tattoo Annie]]}} Marge, meet my crew.... Pepper, Krazee Gaze and Vicki. Girls, this is Marge Simpson. And she's doing a stint for tearing of a mattress tag.
-:'''[[Krazee Gaze]]''': Girl, you're hardcore!
+{{qf|[[Krazee Gaze]]}} Girl, you're hardcore!
-:'''{{ap|Vicki|Yellow Is the New Black}}''': Guess I know which newb not to mess with now!
+{{qf|{{ap|Vicki|Yellow Is the New Black}}}} Guess I know which newb not to mess with now!
-:'''[[Pepper]]''': I really don't belong here. I'm innocent.
+{{qf|[[Pepper]]}} I really don't belong here. I'm innocent.
-:'''[[Tattoo Annie]]''': Sure you are Pepper! We're all innocent. Ain't that right, ladies?
+{{qf|Tattoo Annie}} Sure you are Pepper! We're all innocent. Ain't that right, ladies?
-:'''[[Krazee Gaze]]''': Yes! I totally didn't steal an army tank and drive it through my boss's house.
+{{qf|Krazee Gaze}} Yes! I totally didn't steal an army tank and drive it through my boss's house.
-:'''{{ap|Vicki|Yellow Is the New Black}}''': And I didn't set all those fires. Someone must've planted those gas cans in my garage!
+{{qf|Vicki}} And I didn't set all those fires. Someone must've planted those gas cans in my garage!
-:'''Pepper''': Marge, I really am innocent! I was framed by my ex to take the fall for money laundering!
+{{qf|Pepper}} Marge, I really am innocent! I was framed by my ex to take the fall for money laundering!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, I'm hoping that my conviction will be overturned once the mayor realizes how silly it was to arrest me in the first place!
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, I'm hoping that my conviction will be overturned once the mayor realizes how silly it was to arrest me in the first place!
-:'''[[Krazee Gaze]]''': Look at you, Marge! Already talking that innocent talk and you haven't been in here but a few hours! You're my new best friend! I'm gonna call you Blueberry.
+{{qf|Krazee Gaze}} Look at you, Marge! Already talking that innocent talk and you haven't been in here but a few hours! You're my new best friend! I'm gonna call you Blueberry.
-:'''[[Tattoo Annie]]''': Stick with us, Simpson, and you'll be just fine. No one messes with our crew!
+{{qf|Tattoo Annie}} Stick with us, Simpson, and you'll be just fine. No one messes with our crew!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Ummm.... okay.
+{{qf|Marge}} Ummm.... okay.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': [YAWM] Mm... good morning, honey, wasn't that the best night's sleep ever?
+{{qf|Homer}} [YAWM] Mm... good morning, honey, wasn't that the best night's sleep ever?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, you've been asleep for three nights and days!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, you've been asleep for three nights and days!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the bgoring half of "Law & Order"?
+{{qf|Homer}} Wow this is the best mattress ever. Hey, when did we renovate the bedroom to look like the bgoring half of "Law & Order"?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': We didn't renovate! I'm going to jail for ripping off the mattress tag!
+{{qf|Marge}} We didn't renovate! I'm going to jail for ripping off the mattress tag!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What?! That's crazy! What about my mattress?
+{{qf|Homer}} What?! That's crazy! What about my mattress?
-:'''[[Roy Snyder]]''': It's evidence, Mr. Simpson, confiscated until further notice.
+{{qf|[[Roy Snyder]]}} It's evidence, Mr. Simpson, confiscated until further notice.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I won't stand for this! I'll fight to get that mattress back until dying day!
+{{qf|Homer}} I won't stand for this! I'll fight to get that mattress back until dying day!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer! What about me?
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer! What about me?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Right you too, honey! Be strong. I'm coming for your...! ...after I get the mattress back.
+{{qf|Homer}} Right you too, honey! Be strong. I'm coming for your...! ...after I get the mattress back.
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Can't blame him.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Can't blame him.
-:'''[[Lou]]''': He's only human.
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} He's only human.
 ----
-:'''[[Zelinsky]]''': Another mattress defacer, eh? You violent criminals make me sick!
+{{qf|[[Zelinsky]]}} Another mattress defacer, eh? You violent criminals make me sick!
-:'''[[Homerella Sampson]]''': I know right?! Thank goodness they rushed me here without a trial, so I can be properly rehabilitated!
+{{qf|[[Homerella Sampson]]}} I know right?! Thank goodness they rushed me here without a trial, so I can be properly rehabilitated!
-:'''[[Zelinsky]]''': What's your name creamsicle?
+{{qf|Zelinsky}} What's your name creamsicle?
-:'''[[Homerella Sampson]]''': Home-errr, I mean, Homerella! Sampson! Homerella Sampson!
+{{qf|Homerella Sampson}} Home-errr, I mean, Homerella! Sampson! Homerella Sampson!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homie! It's time to go home!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie! It's time to go home!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge! I'm so happy to see you! Why are you here?
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge! I'm so happy to see you! Why are you here?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I got re-arrested, so I could break you out!
+{{qf|Marge}} I got re-arrested, so I could break you out!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww... you really do love me.
+{{qf|Homer}} Awww... you really do love me.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Most of the time.
+{{qf|Marge}} Most of the time.
-:'''[[Red]]''': Save the sappy reunions until after I get you out of here!
+{{qf|[[Red]]}} Save the sappy reunions until after I get you out of here!
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